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  • Derigiberble
    Roth Army Recruit
    • Aug 2005
    • 12

    Need Help Stalking The Man Himself

    Okay so heres the deal, i'm new here but have been obssessed with DLR through several different mediums for a while now (UG ). Anyway, here's the problem. I fully intend on beggining to stalk DLR as soon as I get the opportunity. However, being a 514lb transvestite, im neither sly or mobile. In fact, im physically stuck in front of my computer, and haven't moved for the best part of 3 years. However, my triumphant return to mobility will be helped by the thought of being able to stock DLR. Of course, without certain pieces of information, there is little or no chance of this actually happening, and subject to popular belief, not EVERYTHING can be found on the internet (just try googling non-sexual transvestite pictures and see what you get). Anyway, so i would be very grateful if the following information could be provided for me.

    DLR's EXACT address.

    That is all.

    Without this, i will never be able to penetrate the sturdy hymen that is DLR's Love Nest.

    Thank you

    Anyone wishing to join my campaign of Stalking DLR should PM me.
    Aint no tranny like a DLR Tranny
  • Unchainme
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2005
    • 7746

    #2
    No, DLR WILL Kick your Ass, If you do so.
    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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    • Derigiberble
      Roth Army Recruit
      • Aug 2005
      • 12

      #3
      Originally posted by Unchainme
      No, DLR WILL Kick your Ass, If you do so.
      I disagree, he loves me really
      Aint no tranny like a DLR Tranny

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      • twonabomber
        formerly F A T
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Jan 2004
        • 11294

        #4
        i can hear the shotgun racking as i type.
        Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21897

          #5
          Hell, if this idiot even moved he would have a heart attack....

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          • Derigiberble
            Roth Army Recruit
            • Aug 2005
            • 12

            #6
            Originally posted by Hardrock69
            Hell, if this idiot even moved he would have a heart attack....
            I've had 3 already today it's hard work being "should-be-dead" obese
            Aint no tranny like a DLR Tranny

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            • Jesterstar
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jan 2004
              • 2945

              #7
              Dave has had a increase in stalkers over the past couple years. The main reason he thinks is because he's been a bit more liberal about letting his adress and stuff out. Back in the mid to late 80's and even early 90's when he was moving around all the time and taking trips some of us in the family didn't know where to send christmas cards.
              Seshmeister is such a STUD.........OOOOOOOOOO

              http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/im...cnesbitt_1.jpg

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              • W*NK*R
                Groupie
                • Jun 2005
                • 99

                #8
                Is this a joke? What the hell? Really is this true.
                I rock! I'm so WTF!

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                • fret_buzz_blues
                  Head Fluffer
                  • May 2005
                  • 375

                  #9
                  Derigiberble!:D
                  <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
                  "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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                  • Derigiberble
                    Roth Army Recruit
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 12

                    #10
                    Originally posted by fret_buzz_blues
                    Derigiberble!:D
                    aloha, i figured i start off with a bang
                    Aint no tranny like a DLR Tranny

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                    • fret_buzz_blues
                      Head Fluffer
                      • May 2005
                      • 375

                      #11
                      Well, I'm glad to see you here!
                      <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
                      "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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                      • Calderone
                        Commando
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 1081

                        #12
                        Put your US FESTIVAL video IN ...and try to get into the TV SCREEN after a few attempts you will get teletransported into 1983
                        BELIEVE ME !

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                        • Hardrock69
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 21897

                          #13
                          LMAO! Hey Derigirigiergierigble....

                          Didja ever consider becoming a crackhead? You would lose a ton of weight in about...oh 2 days or so!
                          :D

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                          • Derigiberble
                            Roth Army Recruit
                            • Aug 2005
                            • 12

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Hardrock69
                            LMAO! Hey Derigirigiergierigble....

                            Didja ever consider becoming a crackhead? You would lose a ton of weight in about...oh 2 days or so!
                            :D
                            its derigiberble

                            and it stands for derigible gerbil

                            and yes ive tried the whole crack thing, but im more of a "lady" tranny, i like all things nice and pretty, although sometimes my bad side comes out when the docks open up
                            Aint no tranny like a DLR Tranny

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                            • fret_buzz_blues
                              Head Fluffer
                              • May 2005
                              • 375

                              #15
                              ^LMFAO!!! Derigiberble!! Would you like me to build you a time machine so you can go to Dave? And take me with you...you'd share, right?
                              <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
                              "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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