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Deri is my new hero~!!
Thank G-d you came on here Der. Welcome my man, or is it, my ladyman, man?
Thank G-d you came on here Der. Welcome my man, or is it, my ladyman, man?
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Re: Need Help Stalking The Man Himself
Mail it to:Originally posted by Derigiberble
DLR's EXACT address.
That is all.
Diamond David Lee Roth
c/o S.H., Pers. Assist.
10100 Santa Monica Blvd #2460
Los Angeles, CA 90067
Want his cell number, too?Comment
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Its a penthouse suite, so don't go over there first without an invite.Comment
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Re: Need Help Stalking The Man Himself
Originally posted by Derigiberble
Okay so heres the deal, i'm new here but have been obssessed with DLR through several different mediums for a while now (UG
). Anyway, here's the problem. I fully intend on beggining to stalk DLR as soon as I get the opportunity. However, being a 514lb transvestite, im neither sly or mobile. In fact, im physically stuck in front of my computer, and haven't moved for the best part of 3 years. However, my triumphant return to mobility will be helped by the thought of being able to stock DLR. Of course, without certain pieces of information, there is little or no chance of this actually happening, and subject to popular belief, not EVERYTHING can be found on the internet (just try googling non-sexual transvestite pictures and see what you get). Anyway, so i would be very grateful if the following information could be provided for me.
DLR's EXACT address.
That is all.
Without this, i will never be able to penetrate the sturdy hymen that is DLR's Love Nest.
Thank you
Anyone wishing to join my campaign of Stalking DLR should PM me.
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Derigiberble!! They want us to put a show on at the "other thread"...
<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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More fun with aliases....Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.Comment
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Originally posted by Jesterstar
Dave has had a increase in stalkers over the past couple years. The main reason he thinks is because he's been a bit more liberal about letting his adress and stuff out. Back in the mid to late 80's and even early 90's when he was moving around all the time and taking trips some of us in the family didn't know where to send christmas cards.Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.Comment
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I Love you, please can i have his cell number too, that would be class in a glassOriginally posted by GAR
Mail it to:
Diamond David Lee Roth
c/o S.H., Pers. Assist.
10100 Santa Monica Blvd #2460
Los Angeles, CA 90067
Want his cell number, too?
What Other Thread?Originally posted by fret_buzz_blues
Derigiberble!! They want us to put a show on at the "other thread"...
Aint no tranny like a DLR Tranny
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This is a funny post! LMAOComment
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Whatever man, im sort of half and half, nobodys too sure WHAT i am. And i'm glad to be someones hero. Its about time we trannys got the recognition we deserve.Originally posted by GAR
Deri is my new hero~!!
Thank G-d you came on here Der. Welcome my man, or is it, my ladyman, man?
Aint no tranny like a DLR TrannyComment
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Goddammit, you know what other thread! Where did you get your start? Oh, and by the way...I think the others here think that we're aliases. HA!Originally posted by Derigiberble
I Love you, please can i have his cell number too, that would be class in a glass
What Other Thread?<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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D'gerbil...I think you are a tad freaky, but I dig your avatar.
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty WhiteComment
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I need to get my avatar blown up to 100 x 100
Aliases eh? Obviously thats because its highly unlikely that there would be a 514lb tranny obssessed with DLR to the point that they wished to stalk him. Oh well...Aint no tranny like a DLR TrannyComment
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sounds like a slice of heavenOriginally posted by Derigiberble
I need to get my avatar blown up to 100 x 100
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty WhiteComment
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Oh it will be its in production as i type
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