Desperate David Lee Roth

[Rushgedlife]

Roth was in perilous financial condition in the late
90's and early 2000's.

In a desperate, last chance attempt to dig himself out, he mortgaged
his house and spent nearly a million dollars of his own money on the NoHolds BBQ video.

He literally put his house on the line (confident that the video would
be a huge success).

How many did he sell?

How much money has he made since then?

How much did he make from "Diamond Dave" (15,767 sold)?

LOL

Please support the "Help Dave Pay His Mortgage" Tour

David Lee Roth
7:30 p.m. Aug. 19, 2005
Lane County Fair
Tickets: $10.50 to $18.50

[academic punk]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[The_KiD]

Yawn..

[Northern Girl]

He never put No Holds BBQ on the market. If he was that hard up, I think he would have tried to sell it.

[Jimmy Jingles]

You have my permssion to go cleanse Spammy's ballsack now.

Fuck off bitch!!!

Dave is, and will always be, the KING!!!!

Assmonkey

[Jimmy Jingles]

Re: Desperate David Lee Roth

Originally posted by Rushgedlife
Please support the "Help Dave Pay His Mortgage" Tour

David Lee Roth
7:30 p.m. Aug. 19, 2005
Lane County Fair
Tickets: $10.50 to $18.50

Please support the "Rushgedlife is a cockgoblin and smells like sasquatch shit" by posting here.


...and your mother wears combat boots.

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by Rushgedlife
My mother was in perilous financial condition in the late
90's and early 2000's.

In a desperate, last chance attempt to dig herself out, she mortgaged
her house and spent nearly a hundred dollars of her own money on VD cream.

She literally put her house on the line (confident that clearing up the heebies would
be a huge success and allow her to get back into the whore game).

How many tricks did she turn?

How much money has she made since then?

How much did she make from Mrs. Rushgedlife's anal gangbang video?(5 sold)?

LOL

Please support the "Help Rushgedlife's whore of a mother Pay Her Mortgage" Tour

Rushgedlife's mom's backroom donkey fuck
7:30 p.m. Aug. 19, 2005
Lane County Fair
Tickets: $.50 to $.75

Damn, that's really sad....

Can she really take a whole donkey cock though?

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Damn, that's really sad....

Can she really take a whole donkey cock though?

LMFAO

[VonHalen]

okkkkkkk

[Rushgedlife]

The press treats Roth as a washed up, has-been, laughing stock that they constantly beat like a pinata.

Whack, whack, whack. LOL


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Lifestyles of the no longer rich or famous

"Surreal Life" producers Cris Abrego and Mark Cronin love to humiliate
has-beens...and talk to Maxim.

Maxim: What would the ultimate "Surreal Life" cast be?

Abrego: Ooh...LaToya Jackson, David Lee Roth, and Boy George for sure.
We've tried to get them. We've gotten close!

Maxim: What prompted you to create a show about washed-up celebs?

Cronin: A Stove Top stuffing commercial. George Hamilton, Charo, and
Mr. T were in it as a weird family making breakfast for each other.

- Maxim magazine (July '05)

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If you're looking for a laugh, check out Hall & Oates at Miller
Lite Oasis at 10 p.m. If you're looking to laugh harder, swing
by the Potawatomi Classic Rock Stage at 10 p.m. for
"Diamond" David Lee Roth.

- OnMilwaukee.com (June '05)

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"David Lee Roth would be the elevator operator."

- New York Times (August '05)

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"Obviously a solo career is no more advisable for a cat than it was
for Van Halen's David Lee Roth. The odds are really against you out
there, whether you're a domesticated cat or a temperamental
vocalist in makeup and spandex."

- Dallas Morning News (July '05)

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"Look at David Lee Roth. He was an idiot. But he knew it."

- New York Daily News (June '05)

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"David Lee Roth stole Jim Dandy's act lock,
stock and barrel."

- HoustonPress (June '05)

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"Moreover, can we expect rock stars to maintain that same
image of rebellious machismo without stumbling into
self-parody (see Gene Simmons and David Lee Roth)?"

- Chicago Tribune (June '05)

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"And then there are clowns of a whole 'nother order; the annoying,
smirking, precious, narcissistic breed; the ones who waltz through
life with such baseless high regard for themselves that one can't help
daydreaming about them running into a cadre of Hell's Angels in a
dimly lit bar and saying something really stupid to their
sergeant-at-arms.

Which brings us to David Lee Roth, he of the famous champagne
footbaths, distaste for green M&Ms, self-aggrandizing fairy tales
about apprehending knife-wielding assailants and the precious,
onstage flitting that calls to mind Richard Simmons with a beehive
glued to his glutes.

While I take heart that this former primping pretty boy now sports a
purplish homeless-guy skintone, a hideously stringy mop of straw
crowning his thinning, vein-encrusted pate"

- San Diego Tribune (May '05)

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"Rock & Republic (Victoria Beckham's favourite brand) has a style
called Roth, presumably named after wrinkly, white-jean-loving
rocker David Lee Roth"

- Telegraph UK (May '05)

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"David Lee Roth (Van Halen): He started out with a couple of hits,
then sank like a stone."

- Boston Globe (April '05)

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"With the grating sound of David Lee Roth still fresh in his head"

- Pasadena Star News (April '05)

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"But unlike fellow '80s rock stars David Lee Roth or Journey, Idol
isn't content to remain suspended in time. He has every intention of
living in the now"

- Houston Chronicle (April '05)

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"When Diamond Dave Roth ankled the Halens to go solo in 1985, the
smart money was on Dave to run away with the legacy...But after one
good CD, Roth went soft and the Halens wound up raking in more
moolah, and scoring even more hits, than they did when fronted by
their first ham."

- New York Daily News (April '05)

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"Normally, there's no stupider move in rock than leaving a popular
band for a solo career. For every Rob Zombie there are a dozen sad
fuckers like David Lee Roth."

- Straight.com (April '05)

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"a cornball move that fell by the wayside with David Lee Roth's hair"

- USA Today (March '05)

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"I'd be the David Lee Roth of comedy with my little spandex ass pants."


- MTV.com (March '05)

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"always-evolving creativity, dignified longevity and everything else
that's eluded uppercase Rock Stars from Ozzy Osbourne to David Lee
Roth."

- Salt Lake City Weekly (March '05)

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"David Lee Roth (wearing what appeared to be a girdle)"

- Tallahassee Democrat (March '05)

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"The newly pious David Lee Roth has switched careers from Van Halen
frontman to paramedic, and is pleased nobody now recognizes him
or asks for an autograph while he's working, a trend we anticipate
will continue for all eternity. Roth, the serious-minded performer who
once asked, "Is it possible to insure my dick?" has already saved a
life by using a defibrillator and perhaps countless others just by not
singing."

- Edmonton Sun (Nov '04)

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"A cross between an ageing porn star and the Cowardly Lion from the
Wizard of Oz, the last time I saw Lee Roth was on stage, where he
was suggestively wedging his microphone down the front of his pants.
God knows where he's storing the defibrillator pads.

There comes a time in every rich artist's life when they may consider
changing careers. Maybe, like Lee Roth, that choice is thrust upon
them by an absence of sales and fans."

- Scotland On Sunday (Nov '04)

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"With his fortunes once again at low ebb, David Lee Roth has decided he
might as well jump into a new career."

- Chicago Sun Times (Nov '04)

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"David Lee Roth, ex-Van Halen singer and cheesy video king, has been
training as a paramedic with a New York ambulance crew.

That's right, you lucky New Yorkers, the rollerskating, pink-spandexed
ninny from the "California Girls" video may hold your fate in his
hands."

- ChartAttack.com (Nov '04)

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"If Shatner really was a has-been, there'd be guest appearances from
Vanilla Ice and David Lee Roth, not Aimee Mann."

- Canoe.ca (Oct '04)

[diamondsgirl]

there's a whole lotta jealous mother fuckers out there....

[diamondsgirl]

double post :D

[Jimmy Jingles]

Go back to the links sheep. Your balls are too small to hang around here. Return to your parents basement, wrap up in your special order Cabo bedsheets and jizz all over your lifesize Spammy cardboard standup.


Nuckerfut.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by jimmyjingles
Go back to the links sheep. Your balls are too small to hang around here. Return to your parents basement, wrap up in your special order Cabo bedsheets and jizz all over your lifesize Spammy cardboard standup.


Nuckerfut.

:D

[ALinChainz]

The alias that started this thread is desperate for attention.

He quest for a laugh is the same of Sammy eating a Slim Fast bar ...

It ain't happenin'.