Desperate David Lee Roth

[DlocRoth]

This prick must really love Dave, taking all that time to find his little press clippings...

I don't have time for all of that shit. Besides, a picture is worth a thousand words.....


What a rockstar!!

[bantonelli]

What's your frikkin point??? Shall we tap into how much YOU owe the IRS and what your financial status was in the 90's & 2000??

You are boring us with your so-called DLR trivia that has yet to be proven ......DLRARMY could give a RIP about this crapola......let's tawk MUSIC, REUNION CONCERT..... For subject matters like this, I say.....ONE BREAK...COMIN' UP!!!! :D

[Matt White]

If I was feelin' more motivated today I'd knock this SHEEP fool around like a Pinata......

He's a tool, no question about it......

[bueno bob]

Agreed...this shit just isn't interesting anymore...

[steve]

Originally posted by Rushgedlife
The press treats Roth as a washed up, has-been, laughing stock that they constantly beat like a pinata.

Whack, whack, whack. LOL


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Lifestyles of the no longer rich or famous...


"The newly pious David Lee Roth has switched careers from Van Halen
frontman to paramedic, and is pleased nobody now recognizes him
or asks for an autograph while he's working, a trend we anticipate
will continue for all eternity. Roth, the serious-minded performer who
once asked, "Is it possible to insure my dick?" has already saved a
life by using a defibrillator and perhaps countless others just by not
singing."

- Edmonton Sun (Nov '04)

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"A cross between an ageing porn star and the Cowardly Lion from the
Wizard of Oz, the last time I saw Lee Roth was on stage, where he
was suggestively wedging his microphone down the front of his pants.
God knows where he's storing the defibrillator pads.

There comes a time in every rich artist's life when they may consider
changing careers. Maybe, like Lee Roth, that choice is thrust upon
them by an absence of sales and fans."

- Scotland On Sunday (Nov '04)

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"With his fortunes once again at low ebb, David Lee Roth has decided he
might as well jump into a new career."

- Chicago Sun Times (Nov '04)

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"David Lee Roth, ex-Van Halen singer and cheesy video king, has been
training as a paramedic with a New York ambulance crew.

That's right, you lucky New Yorkers, the rollerskating, pink-spandexed
ninny from the "California Girls" video may hold your fate in his
hands."

- ChartAttack.com (Nov '04)

Eddie? Is it really you?
Put down the rubbing alcohol, take that entire cake out of your son's mouth, and for God's sake...stop masterbating on your neighbor's Acura!

[steve]

Also...anyone who makes fun of someone for being a volunteer EMT is just a jackass.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rushgedlife
The press treats Roth as a washed up, has-been, laughing stock that they constantly beat like a pinata.

Whack, whack, whack. LOL


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Lifestyles of the no longer rich or famous

blah blah blah bullshit bullshit bullshit...

Well douche bag, a 'has-been' is better than a 'never-was' fuck stump such as thou. When ROTH gets through cashing his residual checks from the 30 or 40 million (multi-platinum and diamond status) albums he helped sell and the songs he co-authored, and checks on his multi-million dollar portfolio, I'm sure he'll come here and read what the fuckwit on dial-up from NYC has to say, and he will care profoundly....Did you really waste your time misquoting or fabricating news articles so you can imagine yourself sucking HOWARD STERN's cock?

Say, will you be able to afford SIRIUS? I'm only asking since you can't afford broadband apparently...

[ChuckG]

I'd suck Dave's ballsack if given the chance!

ChuckG

[Bill Lumbergh]

More aliases? I'm shocked n' appalled! If Dave was so fuckin' broke, why would he bank on THAT video to "rescue" himself from financial oblivion?! Well thought out............

[NAHTAN]

Dave lives the way he chooses. Case in point, the failin of Van Halen. If he needed money so badly, he could have gone into "I'm Eddie's little bitch" as Sammy has done over and over again. But he didn't do that. This is why DLR rocks and Sammy is a fucking whore.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Rushgedlife
Roth was in perilous financial condition in the late
90's and early 2000's.

In a desperate, last chance attempt to dig himself out, he mortgaged
his house and spent nearly a million dollars of his own money on the NoHolds BBQ video.

He literally put his house on the line (confident that the video would
be a huge success).

How many did he sell?

How much money has he made since then?

How much did he make from "Diamond Dave" (15,767 sold)?

LOL

Please support the "Help Dave Pay His Mortgage" Tour

David Lee Roth
7:30 p.m. Aug. 19, 2005
Lane County Fair
Tickets: $10.50 to $18.50

FUCK OFF ASSCLOWN

[Soul Reaper]

i'm tired. this thread makes me feel even more sleepy

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Rushgedlife
Roth was in perilous financial condition in the late
90's and early 2000's.

Oh, I see. Are you his manager or what?

In a desperate, last chance attempt to dig himself out, he mortgaged
his house and spent nearly a million dollars of his own money on the NoHolds BBQ video.

Hey mr. KnowItAll, how come he didn't care to sell it, even via his own homepage, along with T-shirts and other crap?

He literally put his house on the line (confident that the video would
be a huge success).

Then why he isn't living on the streets. Since he didn't sell NoHoldsBBQ at all, he should be doomed by financial disaster.

How many did he sell?

He didn't sell it at all.

How much money has he made since then?

Are you stupid or what?

How much did he make from "Diamond Dave" (15,767 sold)?

Less then you'd expect, since there were no originals, and mostly covers. If he was in desperate need of money, he would have opted for a different route, ie. original songs of his. Are you sure after 30 years of musical career, he has no leftovers from his CD recordings?

Please support the "Help Dave Pay His Mortgage" Tour

I'd rather support that than the "Help Fat Sambo sell his urine flavoured Tequila to ******s" Tour.

David Lee Roth
7:30 p.m. Aug. 19, 2005
Lane County Fair
Tickets: $10.50 to $18.50

I guess Fat Spammy is playing for free in his bar, right? He'd do anything to sell that Cabo Wabo horseleak.

[guwapo_rocker]

Lots of time on your hands huh dude?

Boyfriend out of town??

[Rikk]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Lots of time on your hands huh dude?

Boyfriend out of town??

True enough, but you aren't the one that should even be trying to shear sheep. You don't do it well. Go back to the Eddie site, hmm?