Taking the classic lyrics from JUMP and changing them to his typical shitty lyrics. Example? ...I got my ASS against the record machine" So lame
Lamest Hagar Sayings Eg. Here we go!
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Originally posted by Dirty Duck
Taking the classic lyrics from JUMP and changing them to his typical shitty lyrics. Example? ...I got my ASS against the record machine" So lameComment
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I FUCKING HATE THIS LINE: "Oh how do I know whhen it's love...etc. etc, more bullshit...then It's just something you feel together!!"
Arrghhh! Ugh...sick... That whole song is an embarrassment!<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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how do i know when its loveWhy do women need driver's Licenses? there aren't many roads between the bedroom and the kitchen.Comment
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SUPERSIZE ME!!!Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.Comment
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"Oh, Mikey" - when making love to his wifeROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:
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"May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper GoreComment
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Up for Breakfast....
What fucking garbage! How does it go?
"She put the cream in my coffee"
"Cherries in banana's"
"Honey dew my melon"
WTF?!?23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.Comment
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what sort of manifestation was it??!!
i read the sleeve notes for Bes of Both Worlds...."the brilliant humour of Up For Breakfast"....what humour? i thoughtROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:
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"May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper GoreComment
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Originally posted by Soul Reaper
what sort of manifestation was it??!!
i read the sleeve notes for Bes of Both Worlds...."the brilliant humour of Up For Breakfast"....what humour? i thought
'Hagar Humor', apparently.23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.Comment
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One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila-
Two shots...Hey! que veneno-
Three shots...Arriba! Mas TequilaI really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hotComment
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