Lamest Hagar Sayings Eg. Here we go!

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  • Dirty Duck
    Sniper
    • Aug 2005
    • 791

    #16
    Taking the classic lyrics from JUMP and changing them to his typical shitty lyrics. Example? ...I got my ASS against the record machine" So lame

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    • scamper
      Commando
      • May 2005
      • 1073

      #17
      Originally posted by vheddyrmv8
      " Yes, I'll have fries with that."
      thats funny shit

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      • mentalpancake
        Roadie
        • Apr 2005
        • 183

        #18
        Originally posted by Dirty Duck
        Taking the classic lyrics from JUMP and changing them to his typical shitty lyrics. Example? ...I got my ASS against the record machine" So lame
        Yeah, he really needs to stop pulling shit like that.

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        • rustoffa
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 8963

          #19
          "I'm happy to be alive."

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          • fret_buzz_blues
            Head Fluffer
            • May 2005
            • 375

            #20
            I FUCKING HATE THIS LINE: "Oh how do I know whhen it's love...etc. etc, more bullshit...then It's just something you feel together!!"

            Arrghhh! Ugh...sick... That whole song is an embarrassment!
            <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
            "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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            • SammySucks1984
              Head Fluffer
              • Feb 2005
              • 396

              #21
              how do i know when its love
              Why do women need driver's Licenses? there aren't many roads between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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              • fryingdutchman
                Full Member Status

                • Feb 2005
                • 4133

                #22
                SUPERSIZE ME!!!
                Originally posted by perilouspete
                fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                • Soul Reaper
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 8343

                  #23
                  "Oh, Mikey" - when making love to his wife
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                  "May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore

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                  • Jimmy Jingles
                    Veteran
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 1611

                    #24
                    Up for Breakfast....

                    What fucking garbage! How does it go?

                    "She put the cream in my coffee"

                    "Cherries in banana's"

                    "Honey dew my melon"

                    WTF?!?
                    23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                    • Soul Reaper
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 8343

                      #25
                      what sort of manifestation was it??!!

                      i read the sleeve notes for Bes of Both Worlds...."the brilliant humour of Up For Breakfast"....what humour? i thought
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                      "May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore

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                      • Jimmy Jingles
                        Veteran
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 1611

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Soul Reaper
                        what sort of manifestation was it??!!

                        i read the sleeve notes for Bes of Both Worlds...."the brilliant humour of Up For Breakfast"....what humour? i thought

                        'Hagar Humor', apparently.
                        23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                        • Dave's Bitch
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Apr 2005
                          • 5293

                          #27
                          One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila-
                          Two shots...Hey! que veneno-
                          Three shots...Arriba! Mas Tequila
                          I really love you baby, I love what you've got
                          Let's get together we can, Get hot

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                          • Vinnie Velvet
                            Full Member Status

                            • Feb 2004
                            • 4663

                            #28
                            What is understood need not to be discussed.

                            =V V=
                            ole No.1 The finest
                            EAT US AND SMILE

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