Replay: Vallerie Interview...hahahahaha!

[shaggydoo]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Valerie Bertinelli ... she’s been married to guitarist Eddie Van Halen, the heavy-metal bad boy who plucked her straight from her all-American-girl teens...

That bastard! I'd like to pluck an all American girl teen!!! Sadly for Eddie, while he was probaby hoping for a PUSSY, all he got was a CUNT!

[Wonder Twins]

what an evil bitch this one is.

[mattiew23m]

i'm tellin ya.. Its offical.. Val broke up Van Halen.. Think about it ed worked hard all those years doing tour after tour.. Hmmm val comes around and at the height of they're career wants to settle down... Hell she said it herself, they tried to have a kid.. She was the one that probably wanted him to do small tours and so on.. So that he could be at home.. At the height of your career you have to keep the ball rolling, NOT DROP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dunno, its all becoming clear now.. If i were dave, i probably would of gotten nervous too, and jumped ship.. And at that point, dave had a chance to really make it on his own. So, it probably seemed like a smart move at that point.. Val was there was the cash was rollin in, and eddie was still "cute" Now she's out of the picture, and dating other people... Her reason for leaving was saying that she couldn't take the shit anymore, and that it was more like a brother sister relationship.. Well if you read above.. IT WAS ALWAYS LIKE THAT.. Maybe the two should of been fuck buddies!!!! and that's it, cause who the fuck is she anyway??? Queen of lifetime movies hahahhaha

[bobgnote]

Fat, USDOJ, DOD (heard of higher and higher TREASON?), and the SEC

Originally posted by WOAHYEAH
"He wouldn’t let me go to bed with him. I had wanted to, but he’d say, "No. I want to know who you are first.""
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HMM

Val is an overpaid actress who deserves all the Mrs. Cartman and Wendy Jo Spurber satires she has to eat. So what if she gets fat and dies rich and miserable, she played for it, SHE HAS IT.

She was lying trash getting a payday when she did that interview. She knows damn well Ed is a faker, smoking and losing altitude, still miles above most of you chewing-gum-smokers.

She also knows she and her kid Wolf don't really deserve to eat hella SEC-USDOJ when Warner Music has to answer some questions about how they illegally inflated, then undermined all kinds of different stocks and distorted all the music markets including for music conditioning in education, for the 34 fraud-tainted years I know about and VAL KNOWS ABOUT, and look what being a lying toad at interview did for her, during her vast one-night stand with dutch crook Ed.

There's more to Val's weight problem than Wolf wants to inherit.

[Nitro Express]

Val needs a hammering with a dildo as big as my thigh powered by a Honda lawnmower engine.

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Val needs a hammering with a dildo as big as my thigh powered by a Honda lawnmower engine.

Man that's harsh!

Wolfie has feelings too!

[Keeyth]

"And without bringing that guy’s name up again .... you-know-who is unsexy because he tries too hard, with the sucked-in cheeks and all."

His name is DAVID LEE ROTH bitch... ...don't you forget it... ...and I bet you're wishing you'd been fucking him now, huh? You split on crybaby Ed 'cuz he wasn't man enough for ya.

You got with him as a teen, and now that you're a woman, you're wishing you had a MAN like Dave fucking that hole of yours.

In fact, if Eddie doesn't reunite CVH, then Dave really ought to come and give you a good GRUDGE FUCK!

After you suck him off, he might even leave a little MANLY DNA in that pretty hair of yours, CUNT! Then you can cut a piece of your cum-matted hair off and send it to Eddie as a gift! :D

[fret_buzz_blues]

Originally posted by ELVIS
That interview sounds like bullshit...

That's because it obviously is! When I read this shit, I just had to laugh...my God, SO THIS IS HOW VAN HALEN GOT RUINED! Damn, Eddie's a fuckin' pussy!