What Will Become of EVH???

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  • bobgnote
    Banned
    • May 2005
    • 627

    DINKS, listen up:

    2008 will feature a possible nuking of the LA basin by Al Queda, suspected by ME anytime September-December 2008. Halloween, the 13th anniversary of the Rabin hit (11/3/05), the 7th anniversary of 9/11/01, the 67th anniversary of Pearl, and the upcoming Hilary election are all slated for 2008. I bet LA is doomed.

    Look to see if any other over-rated, buggery sucks like Jacko move out of the basin.

    Eddie Van Halen comes to mind. See the hurricane-sensitive Foo Fighters? They should get prolific anytime now, re the possible nuke.

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    • Matt White
      • Jun 2004
      • 20569

      Originally posted by EDDIEVANMAIDEN
      Ed's laughing at all you assholes. He's getting his dick sucked nightly by hot blondes as you fags are pounding your puds and bitching that Dave will never be back in VH. TOOLS!!!
      Oh yeah yeah...I'm sure broads are kicking the door to 5150 down...

      HUGE demand for a 50+ cancer infested alcoholic "used-to-was"......


      HUGE


      ya CUNT

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      • Wayne L.

        Eddie will PROBABLY release a solo album before he turns 60 & retire from the music business for good.

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        • Matt White
          • Jun 2004
          • 20569

          Originally posted by Wayne L.
          Eddie will PROBABLY release a solo album before he turns 60 & retire from the music business for good.
          OKay...who let "Wayne" out of the basement?!?!

          FESS UP

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          • Matt White
            • Jun 2004
            • 20569





            SHOCKING

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            • Matt White
              • Jun 2004
              • 20569

              Ahhh...those were the days....

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              • Matt White
                • Jun 2004
                • 20569

                Ahhh...those were the days....

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32798

                  Originally posted by Matt White




                  SHOCKING
                  I could see this happening! Now start the Adam's Family song...
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • Matt White
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 20569

                    Meanwhile...in some Mexican Border town......

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                    • Matt White
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 20569

                      EVH...at "5150"....

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                      • Romeo Delight
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Feb 2005
                        • 5140

                        Can't these Matt White masterpieces have their own thread?

                        Liked one so much, it is now my avatar!
                        sigpicRoth Army Canada

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                        • Matt White
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 20569

                          Hmmm...

                          I'll have to start one in the SHEEP PEN

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                          • Plexi Head
                            Head Fluffer
                            • May 2005
                            • 395

                            Originally posted by Wawazat


                            3) Shit happens, forget it


                            Where do you come from? Oh yeah Germany.

                            Go figure.
                            "One mouthful of you will rot every tooth in my mouth you little sugar"

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                            • Plexi Head
                              Head Fluffer
                              • May 2005
                              • 395

                              Originally posted by 5150Clown
                              I don't wish anything bad on Ed, but he will die as many have said. An old recluse drunk. Kinda like Howard Huse.

                              Sad. Very sad. Never gave the fans what they really wanted and all because of pride. That's really sad.
                              I hate to break it to ya, we are all going to die.

                              Hughe is Howard Huse?

                              He gave the world Fair Warning, that legacy alone kinda shoots down your argument.
                              "One mouthful of you will rot every tooth in my mouth you little sugar"

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                              • BITEYOASS
                                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 6530

                                Death is inevitable, we just don't know when.

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