What Will Become of EVH???

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    • John Holmes

      I've found a new picture worth some photoshopping...



      It's Van Halen with some fucking sand boon. Looks like shit, doesn't he?

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49563

        Maybe AHMED's an Italian? You all look the same.

        Thanks for repeating yourself with the "Ed looks old" pics...

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        • John Holmes

          Originally posted by Nickdfresh
          Maybe AHMED's an Italian? You all look the same.


          Yep, given the stereotyped dumb American vision towards Italians, I am sure some uneducated fool like you can believe that. We also all dress and behave like the Sopranos, and carry a gun in hand to threathen bartenders when the coffee isn't hot enough. Go back watching TV, fool.

          Thanks for repeating yourself with the "Ed looks old" pics...
          Thanks for repeating yourself with your very own "I am a tool" replies. A few years more, and you can sport a patent on that, either being inducted in the Mongoloid Hall of Fame.
          Last edited by John Holmes; 03-04-2006, 04:39 AM.

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          • bueno bob
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 22951

            Nickdfresh...always a hit...

            lmao
            Twistin' by the pool.

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            • sagebrush
              Head Fluffer
              • Oct 2005
              • 353

              Eddie will soon see the man !

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              • sagebrush
                Head Fluffer
                • Oct 2005
                • 353

                eddie is not looking so good now a days ,

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49563

                  Originally posted by John Holmes
                  Yep, given the stereotyped dumb American vision towards Italians, I am sure some uneducated fool like you can believe that. We also all dress and behave like the Sopranos, and carry a gun in hand to threathen bartenders when the coffee isn't hot enough. Go back watching TV, fool.


                  LOL This from a troll with no creativity and making racist stereotypes about Americans...


                  Thanks for repeating yourself with your very own "I am a tool" replies. A few years more, and you can sport a patent on that, either being inducted in the Mongoloid Hall of Fame.
                  Jesus John, what lame shiite this is. It doesn't even make sense to a native speaker....

                  Maybe you can get into the "Fixated on Male Porn Stars That Have Had Butt-sex With Other Men" club...

                  Sorry JOHN-Wad taker, I've already shown how ignorant you are in regards to history, and how ignominious your modern Italian history is...

                  Now go vote for Berlusconi again you "tool," his tongue feels good when he puts it up the collective American ass...

                  Good Italian bitches.
                  Last edited by Nickdfresh; 03-04-2006, 10:28 AM.

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                  • Plexi Head
                    Head Fluffer
                    • May 2005
                    • 395

                    Originally posted by Matt White
                    EVH...doing his famed "Drunken Chicken Dance".......
                    No offence, but your photoshop skills are mediocre at best.

                    The days of attaching someones head to someone elses body and it being funny are gone.

                    These pics just don't make me laugh.
                    "One mouthful of you will rot every tooth in my mouth you little sugar"

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                    • Plexi Head
                      Head Fluffer
                      • May 2005
                      • 395

                      Originally posted by John Holmes
                      I've found a new picture worth some photoshopping...



                      It's Van Halen with some fucking sand boon. Looks like shit, doesn't he?
                      Originally posted by John Holmes
                      I've found a new picture worth some photoshopping...



                      It's Van Halen with some fucking sand boon. Looks like shit, doesn't he?

                      He looks to me like a guy should look at his age you fucking retard.

                      Posting picks from 78 then comparing them to pics from now shows what stupid fucks you are. That was 30 years ago dickheads. He has aged 30 years since then, fuck there are some true rocket scientists here.
                      "One mouthful of you will rot every tooth in my mouth you little sugar"

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                      • Matt White
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 20569

                        Originally posted by Plexi Head
                        No offence, but your photoshop skills are mediocre at best.

                        The days of attaching someones head to someone elses body and it being funny are gone.

                        These pics just don't make me laugh.
                        GRATE

                        Thanks for your opinion, however unsolicited it might have been....


                        So you don't laugh....

                        I'm not going to lose sleep over it.......

                        I'll just keep on keeping on...................

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                        • Plexi Head
                          Head Fluffer
                          • May 2005
                          • 395

                          Originally posted by Matt White
                          GRATE

                          Thanks for your opinion, however unsolicited it might have been....


                          So you don't laugh....

                          I'm not going to lose sleep over it.......

                          I'll just keep on keeping on...................
                          I publicly appologize to Matt for my asshole comments. I was having a fucking bad day yesterday. Matt, you at least make it interesting to still come here and overall I find most of your posts very funny and entertaining.
                          "One mouthful of you will rot every tooth in my mouth you little sugar"

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                          • Matt White
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 20569

                            No apology needed man...

                            This place is like "Big Time Wrestling"....


                            A lot of yelling & screaming...and nobody gets hurt


                            DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY

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                            • Matt White
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 20569

                              Very soon...............

                              EVH makes the "final stop".................

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                              • sadaist
                                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 11625

                                Dude, you don't even need to photoshop that pic. It was predicted over 20 years ago.
                                “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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