Top ten things Eddie Van Halen and Michael Jackson have in common
(1) Both peaked in 1983/1984
(2) Both achieved incredible heights
(3) Both had dramatic downfalls
(4) Both have come to a point in life so low that no one would ever have believed it 21 years ago
(5) Both played on Thriller
(6) Both have sexually abused others (Michael abused children, Eddie abused Valerie by being such a drunk that he could never get it up)
(7) Both have been used and abused by their handlers (Al is obviously Eddie's "handler")
(8) Both live in southern California
(9) Both dream of being David Lee Roth
(10) Both have been white at one or another point in their lives
(1) Both peaked in 1983/1984
(2) Both achieved incredible heights
(3) Both had dramatic downfalls
(4) Both have come to a point in life so low that no one would ever have believed it 21 years ago
(5) Both played on Thriller
(6) Both have sexually abused others (Michael abused children, Eddie abused Valerie by being such a drunk that he could never get it up)
(7) Both have been used and abused by their handlers (Al is obviously Eddie's "handler")
(8) Both live in southern California
(9) Both dream of being David Lee Roth
(10) Both have been white at one or another point in their lives
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