Top ten things Eddie Van Halen and Michael Jackson have in common

[dave_is_vh]

Top ten things Eddie Van Halen and Michael Jackson have in common
(1) Both peaked in 1983/1984
(2) Both achieved incredible heights
(3) Both had dramatic downfalls
(4) Both have come to a point in life so low that no one would ever have believed it 21 years ago
(5) Both played on Thriller
(6) Both have sexually abused others (Michael abused children, Eddie abused Valerie by being such a drunk that he could never get it up)
(7) Both have been used and abused by their handlers (Al is obviously Eddie's "handler")
(8) Both live in southern California
(9) Both dream of being David Lee Roth
(10) Both have been white at one or another point in their lives

[ELVIS]

Both have an idiot starting a thread at DLRArmy...

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Both have an idiot starting a thread at DLRArmy...

What's the problem ? I find most of it quite relevent and humourous !
No different than all the other Eddie bashing shit that goes on around here .

[ELVIS]

I find my post quite relevent and humourous...

[Jahuli]

Was micheal ever actually found guilty of molesting kids?

[ELVIS]

Not yet...

[ELVIS]

Hey, the line quoted in your signature:

"High crime is on in the city of lights"

Should be:

"High crime zone, in the city o' lights!"

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I find my post quite relevent and humourous...

LOL !

[larbo]

Re: Top ten things Eddie Van Halen and Michael Jackson have in common

Originally posted by dave_is_vh
Top ten things Eddie Van Halen and Michael Jackson have in common
(1) Both peaked in 1983/1984
(2) Both achieved incredible heights
(3) Both had dramatic downfalls
(4) Both have come to a point in life so low that no one would ever have believed it 21 years ago
(5) Both played on Thriller
(6) Both have sexually abused others (Michael abused children, Eddie abused Valerie by being such a drunk that he could never get it up)
(7) Both have been used and abused by their handlers (Al is obviously Eddie's "handler")
(8) Both live in southern California
(9) Both dream of being David Lee Roth
(10) Both have been white at one or another point in their lives

you're comparing eddie the rock guitar god to a washed-up pedaphile????? what a stupid fuck! eddie dreams of being dlr???what a stupid fuck. high crime is on in the city of lights??? what a stupid fuck. that shows your a fucking troll. now go turn on limp biscuit and shut the fuck up you stupid sock fucking idiot.

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Both have an idiot starting a thread at DLRArmy...

LOL