Sam and Dave Tour Reviews

[Big Troubles]

General Herpes confessional:


It was Saturday afternoon and I was horny. I had discovered years ago that a lot of horny guys worked at repair shops on Saturdays. As I stroked my hard cock, I wondered what would break down today. Last month it was the toilet, the month before my electric. And almost every time I did this I got to fuck some ass. Flipping through the Yellow Pages, I came to the TV repair section. This was as good as any I thought.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by General Hina
Seriously, your post makes no sense.
Do you even proof read before you click on the submit reply button?
Do I have you so wound up that you can't think straight?
I'm actually hoping that you are just pretending to be stupid so you fit in with 95% of the other fucks on this message board.

Over and Out,
General Hina

at least my post makes sense to 95% of the other fucks on this message board...and these are the relevant fucks...

[General Hina]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
I don't care how "high" you get, dickeyes.

Cuz' I will always be BETTER than you and able to kick your ass both physically and intellectually.

Nipshitz...

Don't waste time again with another one of these sonnets to your stupidity, because I could beat you in all areas. I wipe the mat with your "brain-wise" and I could uppercut your jaw so hard that your head snaps backward and then snaps forward in perfect synchronicity for me to head butt you into a 7-year coma.

You continue to take it. this is soooo much fun.

Over and Out,
General Hina

[General Hina]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
at least my post makes sense to 95% of the other fucks on this message board...and these are the relevant fucks...

That's true.

Over and Out,
General Hina

[DaveIsKing]

I ain't "taking" anything, fuckface.

I am kicking your ass and you don't have the scruples to do anything other than say "you're takin this and that"....

Come up with something ORIGINAL, Shitty Dick.

I am not forcing you to post. You do so of your own free will. It's just that you can't beat me so you hide behind your "your takin the bait" mask.

I don't care if you become ROTH ARMY ELITE, Ok? Nancy boy.

You can't last with me so you continue to spout your horseshit when everybody in here knows you are a loser and they all agree with me.

So who is the jackass, now? Shit-for-brains!

[General Hina]

Big Troubles,
Are all the pornographic images you're posting already saved to your hard drive for easy access? Why would you have all these images available?
Would the clients at your successful landscaping business be interested in knowing exactly what kind of pervert they are dealing with?
Time will tell.

Over and Out,
General Hina

[DaveIsKing]

have another cup, General Weenie washer.

[General Hina]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
I ain't "taking" anything, fuckface.

I am kicking your ass and you don't have the scruples to do anything other than say "you're takin this and that"....

Come up with something ORIGINAL, Shitty Dick.

When you say "original' you mean an immature reference like "you're gay" or "faggot' or "shitty dick" When I think of something original I think of typing "you took the bait again" Which in turn gets your blood boiling to the point where all you can say is something about being gay. Your remarks are far from original as a matter of fact they are the norm on this message board. So much talk of homosexuals makes me why you guys worship Dave so much. there must be something Freudian going on here.

Over and Out,
General Hina

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by General Hina
When you say "original' you mean an immature reference like "you're gay" or "faggot' or "shitty dick" When I think of something original I think of typing "you took the bait again" Which in turn gets your blood boiling to the point where all you can say is something about being gay. Your remarks are far from original as a matter of fact they are the norm on this message board. So much talk of homosexuals makes me why you guys worship Dave so much. there must be something Freudian going on here.

Over and Out,
General Hina

No, I am not being original by insinuating your homosexuality. I am being...STRAIGHT forward (I know that word scares ya!)

You must be a fag to use the same of asinine retort when I am toasting your ass like I am.

My blood boiling? :confused: You can't handle a little heat, son?

I swear, You must've been fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by General Hina
Big Troubles,
Are all the pornographic images you're posting already saved to your hard drive for easy access? Why would you have all these images available?
Would the clients at your successful landscaping business be interested in knowing exactly what kind of pervert they are dealing with?
Time will tell.

Over and Out,
General Hina

Well I see your (YOU ARE) taking to my bait just nicely as well. Thank you. all my pornographic images? Type in google. then type in General Herpes. click images. and Bam...all the dirty disgusting, trash bag shit you could possibly imagine. Not saved to my hardrive moron. Its called right click save image, edit image in paintshop pro, upload image, then delete image. But thanks for asking. Jesus your (YOU ARE) stupid.

By the way, your threats are meaningless. I'll be retired by 45. You'll still be flipping my cheeseburgers boy. How silly are we now?
and at the very least, the next time you post please make it interesting. I was kinda hoping we could spar off with each other in some pretty interesting debates. But so far, I find more enjoyment watching my fingernails grow. Yawn....

[Coyote]

Since we got to the "Sammy's lyrics suck"-dept. a couple of pages ago... A lil' science in the field of lyrics:


Suckers walk, money talks!
But it can't touch my three lock box!
Uh! Oh, yeah!
Mysteries of the days of old.
You find the key, you got the gold.
One, two, three lock box.
One, two, three lock box.
One, two, three lock box.
One, two, three lock box.
Treasure's here, sunken there.
Buried treasure's everywhere.
One, two, three lock box.
One, two, three lock box.
Don't go far, circle close.
The father, son, the holy ghost.
To the trinity, I raise a toast!
Ahh, yea!
One, two, three lock box.
One, two, three lock box.
One, two, three lock box.
One, two, three lock box.
-solo-
Secrets of the trinity lie within the number three.
Uh! Hey!
One, two, three lock box.
One, two, three lock box.
One, two, three lock box.
One, two, three lock box.
(Three Lock Box)
One, two, three lock box.
One, two, three lock box.
(Three Lock Box)
One, two, three lock box.
One, two, three lock box.
(Three Lock Box)
[Repeat To Fade]


Notice how the "chorus" is repeated waayy too many times?
This is why: take out all the "one, two, three..." crap out (screams too), and it becomes dramatically shorter.

What IS yours truly sayin' here? Well, essentially the same thing Big Troubles was saying a couple of pages ago:

SAMMYS LYRICS SUCK MAJOR ASS!!!

Game's over and out of beer,

Coyote.

[Coyote]

And could someone tell me what the fuck is that piece of shit all about? :confused:

[Big Troubles]

Right on! My sentiments exactly. You can take any sammy fagar tune, read the lyrics and gauranteed to throw chuncks. He's just aweful at it.

waiting for an opening, pulling a string, an alien? love walks in? sure Sam, maybe in your life....god damn Fagar is a loser.

[Coyote]

You said it, BT.

I've heard better lyrics in hillbilly country.

[Coyote]

C'mon, corpral Hiney. I see you lurking out there...