Good News For Van Halen Fans

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
You bastards I am still large and in charge...
goodbye you bastards you...

Sage like wisdom from a master.

DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[Panamark]

I think Sammy needs more than Magna-RX.
That shit increases Penis size (apparently ?)
Wouldnt you have to have a Penis in the first place ??
Unless Sammy is trying clitoral enlargement in an
attempt to sing closer to a "Male" register with his
voice ??

[DlocRoth]

HAHA! Funny shit!

[Black Betty]

Re: Good News For Van Halen Fans

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts


We came here to talk about something much greater.
My Dick..

I will continue to rock on with Van Halen and my Elephant Sized Cock!

We all know that someone who is bragging the size of his dick, has the smallest dick of all ! That includes you Dickface McSlapnuts ! Maybe plastic surgery will help ? Or these tiny blue pills ?

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Originally posted by Black Betty
We all know that someone who is bragging the size of his dick, has the smallest dick of all ! That includes you Dickface McSlapnuts ! Maybe plastic surgery will help ? Or these tiny blue pills ?

Hello you no good bastard
Plastic Surgery?
well I HAVE HAD 6 CIRCUMCISIONS IN THE PAST.
WHY MORE THAN ONE?
WELL IT'S KINDA LIKE CUTTING THE TAIL OFF OF A SNAKE...
IT JUST KEEPS GROWING BACK.

KINDA FUNNY HOW YOU BRING UP A THREAD THAT HAS BEEN DEAD FOR MONTHS.. AND THEN MAKE A REPLY ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY COCK.
QUIT POLERIDING ME YOU BITCH.

YOU HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS OF YOUR OWN TO WORRY ABOUT.

THERE ARE 3 THINGS GOD BLESSED ME WITH.
1. A GREAT SINING VOICE.
2. A HUGE COCK
3. A JACKHAMMER FOR AN ASS.

NOW LISTEN HERE YOU BASTARD YOU...

DICKFACE IS REPRESENTING ALL "LARGE aRMY mEN"

BREASTS,
DICKFACE

[Black Betty]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts

KINDA FUNNY HOW YOU BRING UP A THREAD THAT HAS BEEN DEAD FOR MONTHS.. AND THEN MAKE A REPLY ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY COCK.
QUIT POLERIDING ME YOU BITCH.

Why not bring a dead thread to live ? And please show some respect to women !

btw I think your caps lock is stucked. Kinda childish to wite in capitals only.

[flappo]

who you callin' a troll ?

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by Black Betty
btw I think your caps lock is stucked. Kinda childish to wite in capitals only.

kinda early to be drinking there Betty

[Black Betty]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
kinda early to be drinking there Betty

it's 3:00 pm over here.

:D

[Black Betty]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts

Plastic Surgery?
well I HAVE HAD 6 CIRCUMCISIONS IN THE PAST.

Well, this says it all: there's nothing left !

:p

[Roguesgirl]

oooops

[Roguesgirl]

Originally posted by Black Betty
it's 3:00 pm over here.

:D

that explains it then