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good evening ladies and gents.....oh, that's right, they are scarce here. dave should attempt a comeback special like the 68 elvis. with the upcoming holidays dave could do a few festive faves as well as some oldies from old vh and his solo career. maybe invite some celebs on it. sounds like a real swell time. maybe they can close the show around an outside piano while its snowing and sing a medley of xmas classics. dave could even get on top of the piano and christen the freshly fallen snow with the jack attack....
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Re: dave should a comeback special
DAMN, IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK!Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
good evening ladies and gents.....oh, that's right, they are scarce here. dave should attempt a comeback special like the 68 elvis. with the upcoming holidays dave could do a few festive faves as well as some oldies from old vh and his solo career. maybe invite some celebs on it. sounds like a real swell time. maybe they can close the show around an outside piano while its snowing and sing a medley of xmas classics. dave could even get on top of the piano and christen the freshly fallen snow with the jack attack.... -
yeah maybe you could join the encore and have a dog fuck you in the ass in front of the crowd...or even better....you could bring your father to the concert and show everone how he taught you to suck his cock when you were a little boy!Comment
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If Dave did do a comeback special playing his VH/solo classics along with his legendary politically incorrect bad ass attitude it WOULD be a hit but TV is too bland & too boring to take a chance.Comment
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yeah! that's the spirit....but even better, how about dave shakin egg nog all over his favorite gay members of this site!Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
yeah maybe you could join the encore and have a dog fuck you in the ass in front of the crowd...or even better....you could bring your father to the concert and show everone how he taught you to suck his cock when you were a little boy!Comment
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sad but true....i think the midgets and donkey would be a riot!Originally posted by Wayne L.
If Dave did do a comeback special playing his VH/solo classics along with his legendary politically incorrect bad ass attitude it WOULD be a hit but TV is too bland & too boring to take a chance.Comment
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then i guess you would have egg nog all over you sperm breath!Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
yeah! that's the spirit....but even better, how about dave shakin egg nog all over his favorite gay members of this site!Comment
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go home ya fuckin dumb newfie......."Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
That is all.
Icon.
"we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "Comment
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Re: dave should a comeback special
Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
good evening ladies and gents.....oh, that's right, they are scarce here. dave should attempt a comeback special like the 68 elvis. with the upcoming holidays dave could do a few festive faves as well as some oldies from old vh and his solo career. maybe invite some celebs on it. sounds like a real swell time. maybe they can close the show around an outside piano while its snowing and sing a medley of xmas classics. dave could even get on top of the piano and christen the freshly fallen snow with the jack attack....
Good god...
Just when I thought you could not sink any lower into the depths of gaydom, you pull out some shit thread like this.
And you respond to your own posts like some sort of bi-polar ashy retard.
Truth is, I am starting to feel a little sorry you. It's obvious that you have no life and this is your only outlet to try to get a little attention thrown your way.
Poor little jizzbait.
Do you have any dead relatives in your freezer?23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.Comment
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Re: dave should a comeback special
You sir a 1 crazzzy sum bit choo no that.Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
maybe they can close the show around an outside piano while its snowing and sing a medley of xmas classics. dave could even get on top of the piano and christen the freshly fallen snow with the jack attack....
But in reality, that is one of the, crack me the fuk up, best visuals
I have ever heard of.....................
Wrong yet Funny.
Oh so wrongComment
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u look like the dumb fuck...Originally posted by Jurak
go home ya fuckin dumb newfie.......Comment
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THANKS FOR THE KIND WORDS. i guess i'm just as sorry as the rest of the members of this site....JUST BETTER LOOKING!!Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
Good god...
Just when I thought you could not sink any lower into the depths of gaydom, you pull out some shit thread like this.
And you respond to your own posts like some sort of bi-polar ashy retard.
Truth is, I am starting to feel a little sorry you. It's obvious that you have no life and this is your only outlet to try to get a little attention thrown your way.
Poor little jizzbait.
Do you have any dead relatives in your freezer?Comment
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dave jackin eggnog
dave jackin eggnog
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( i got writer's block, someone help me out, i'm doing it to the tune of "here comes santa claus", best entry gets to blow or be blown by jingles or jimi...)Comment
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the only person in this thread that looks like a dumbfuck aint Jurak, you buttfucker. how come you can't get the vision of dave jacking off out of your mind? I swear you must have written about it in 25 threads by now. i guess it must be a symptom of being molested as a little boy.Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
u look like the dumb fuck...Comment
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it's elementary my dear fuckhead, i mention it so much because it's basically the only pathetic image i have of dave since finland 99. he does that moronic move in every show i've seen and, quite frankly, i get a charge out of how the once mighty dlr who used to known for his trademark kicks, leaps & great showmanship has been reduced to this.oh, did i mention the company he keeps with midgets ( does he have a complex?) in closing,SUCK IT.Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
the only person in this thread that looks like a dumbfuck aint Jurak, you buttfucker. how come you can't get the vision of dave jacking off out of your mind? I swear you must have written about it in 25 threads by now. i guess it must be a symptom of being molested as a little boy.Comment
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