dave should a comeback special

[fuckhowardstern]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
..... in closing,SUCK IT.

no thanks fag boy - get your daddy to SUCK IT - why not - you suck him all the time. Its only fair that he return the favor every once in a while. it is obvious to everyone who reads your posts that you are frustrated and he therefore he would be doing us all a favor. maybe if your daddy sucked your dick for a change, it would make the pervasive image in your mind of dave jacking dissapate.

[ritetoolforjob]

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
no thanks fag boy - get your daddy to SUCK IT - why not - you suck him all the time. Its only fair that he return the favor every once in a while. it is obvious to everyone who reads your posts that you are frustrated and he therefore he would be doing us all a favor. maybe if your daddy sucked your dick for a change, it would make the pervasive image in your mind of dave jacking dissapate.

maybe if your mother blew me....oh, i forgot, she already did....tell her next time to come equipped with kneepads and bib.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
I'm gay and owned. Especially by the Sheep Pen.

I'm right at home with all the other illiterate fags! :D

That's for sure, Sparky!

[fuckhowardstern]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
maybe if your mother blew me....oh, i forgot, she already did....tell her next time to come equipped with kneepads and bib.

Well I would rather have you fantasize about my mother blowing you fantasizing about your daddy blowing you - or fantasizing about David Lee Roth jacking off for that matter. At least it shows you have a sliver of heterosexuality about you. Yet my mother is an old wrinkled lady - can't you do better than that? I guess after a lifetime of you sucking dick - it doesnt matter to you who finally sucks yours so long as they get the job done.

[ritetoolforjob]

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
Well I would rather have you fantasize about my mother blowing you fantasizing about your daddy blowing you - or fantasizing about David Lee Roth jacking off for that matter. At least it shows you have a sliver of heterosexuality about you. Yet my mother is an old wrinkled lady - can't you do better than that? I guess after a lifetime of you sucking dick - it doesnt matter to you who finally sucks yours so long as they get the job done.

i'd still fuck her and eat her old gray ass. got any sisters? are they as ugly as you?

[ritetoolforjob]

Originally posted by bueno bob
That's for sure, Sparky!

i was wondering when you'd crawl out from the suckcock fest. how ya been? wait, don't talk with your mouth full, it ain't polite. ahhhhhhh, there ya go, good to last drop, isn't it?

[fuckhowardstern]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
i'd still fuck her and eat her old gray ass. got any sisters? are they as ugly as you?

you know what i look like? anyway, i would have no problem introducing you to my mother since i know she would be quite safe with you around. i am sure you wouldn't know what to do with a vagania if it was right there in front of ya - and i don't mean on your computer screen. worst case scenario is you yank out your two inch microphallis and start jacking off in front of her. and since she is a social worker she could help you get the help you need. maybe it is a good idea to get you two together after all. she could help you talk about your years of repressed rage at being your father's cum sponge since you were a little boy. nah - think i'll let you suffer.

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
yeah maybe you could join the encore and have a dog fuck you in the ass in front of the crowd...or even better....you could bring your father to the concert and show everone how he taught you to suck his cock when you were a little boy!

Dude stop being a hick moron!

[fuckhowardstern]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Dude stop being a hick moron!

hey i got a better idea - why dont you fuck ritetool up his ass! you fuck his ass, maybe he will shut up, then i won't be a "hick moron" anymore. Deal?

[NATEDOG001976]

Dude, I'd be suprised if you make more than $4.95 an hour!

[fuckhowardstern]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Dude, I'd be suprised if you make more than $4.95 an hour!

Then you will most certainly be surprised to know that i received my Juris Doctor in 1995 from a very well respected and rather exclusive law school, I have been practicing corporate and commercial law for almost ten years and i make closer to $150.00 an hour. You might also be suprised to learn that Congressed raised the minimum wage to $5.15 per hour in 1999 or 2000.

Since we are on the subject, how much do you make an hour sucking dick for spare change in your local crack neighborhood up there in MN?

[fuckhowardstern]

Congress* (that WAS a typo)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
i was wondering when you'd crawl out from the suckcock fest. how ya been? wait, don't talk with your mouth full, it ain't polite. ahhhhhhh, there ya go, good to last drop, isn't it?

You'd know.

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
i'd still fuck her and eat her old gray ass. got any sisters? are they as ugly as you?

You eat old gray ass?



Uncle Fucker.

[Nickdfresh]

Re: Re: dave should a comeback special

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
DAMN, IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK!

Why do you respond to yourself?

Is this a sign of lack of real life friends? Seclusion? Living in mom's basement too long?