I wish 100 Van Hagar Fans would die in a fire.. like what happened to Great White

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Daves PA rental
You know what? I'm from Rhode Island too. And youre a pussy.

they say your are what you eat,
so you must be a dirty gay guys ass

[beto]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
I wish 100 Van Hagar Fans would die in a fire.. like what happened to Great White. If some of the dead fans were from VHlinks then all the better.

Every Sammy hagar fan I have ever met is either a fat, old woman or a guy inches away from Homosexuality.

Here is the scene
Van Hagar concert.
Scores of gay, metrosexual men and fat chicks watching some 58 year old Capri shorts and sandal wearing clown dancing on stage.
Some of the fat women have fainted when the intro to "dreams is played"
It's beatlemania for gay guys and fat chicks.
They are worshipping their fucking idols.
LSD, General Hina are giving free blowjobs behind the stage.
Everyone smells like KyJelly.. at least the gay guys.
The fat chicks smell like Jelly as well.. Jelly Donuts.

Anyways Sammmy is prancing his fat ass all over the stage and in a pyro filled moment

WHOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHH

Smelling like gunpowder mixed with geritol and kyjelly a huge explosion takes place and the first 4 rows of fans are wiped out.

The guy who LSD was blowing off escapes with a few teeth marks on his dick and some singed pubic hair.
Everyone else goes up in a ball of smoke.

What would you do for an encore after that?

If I had to choose between homosexuality/metrosexuality/fatchicks and Sammy
I would just rather fucking die.

I hope this happens

Thoughts?

Breasts,
DICKFACE

Over and out like the balls across General Hina's Face.

i hate sammy , but what happened at the great wht concert in RI.
I DON'T WISH THAT ON ANYONE.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by seenbad
Gonna bring that list to Jesus when you die?

Ah Seenbad..we meet again sailor. Yes I will bring that list to Jesus Christ. I also plan on bringing it to the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, Tinkerbell and every other imaginary creature there is to bring it too.

Max you should know better than to egg SeenBad on like that. He doesn't need encouragement. he needs a bib.

[thefive]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[One Voice]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
Making fun of the tragedy that happened in Rhode Island is not only sick and insensitive, it's morbid.

THINK ABOUT THAT HORRIBLE SCENE WITH ALL OF THOSE POOR PEOPLE TRYING TO ESCAPE ONLY TO BE BURNED ALIVE. AND YOU MAKE LIGHT OF THIS?

FUCKING SICK ASSHOLE.

Yea there are some classless idiots here.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by One Voice
Yea there are some classless idiots here.

Yeah man, it's the internet. Get used to it. Were you surprised when we swore here too?
This whole Great White thing IS funny, if you have a sense of humor.
But Like I said before, if you don't like it leave. Better yet, go to a dark dingy bar somewhere, listen to your fav 80's rock band. Make sure you sit real close to the stage asshead. Next time you call me classless, I will personaly cunt your old ass down.

[seenbad]

BT, you're fucking CLASSLESS. aka void of all class, not having class, without a shred of class, not even knowing what class is.

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by seenbad
BT, you're fucking CLASSLESS. aka void of all class, not having class, without a shred of class, not even knowing what class is.

BT is a cool guy.

You dont have any class either so why are you bitchin?

[pete]

Originally posted by seenbad
BT, you're fucking CLASSLESS. aka void of all class, not having class, without a shred of class, not even knowing what class is.

He's so classy.

All pumps and bustier!
Maybelline and Lace.

Get over it

5000 people die in Africa EVERYDAY!

As many people that died in WTC - die everyday

Get over yourselves

Your sense of values and appropriate behaviour is so cosmetic and misdirected I can't waste my time with long posts.

Just the old trusty:

you're so gay!

LOL

[GAR]

This whole thread is misdirected, insensitive and clueless about the frailty and value to human life.

I shall now report this thread for Administration to deal with this;

YOU'VE ALL had it NOWWWW~!

[madraoul]

Originally posted by GAR
This whole thread is misdirected, insensitive and clueless about the frailty and value to human life.

I shall now report this thread for Administration to deal with this;

YOU'VE ALL had it NOWWWW~!

Now that's a burn.

[pete]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Ah Seenbad..we meet again sailor. Yes I will bring that list to Jesus Christ. I also plan on bringing it to the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, Tinkerbell and every other imaginary creature there is to bring it too.

Max you should know better than to egg SeenBad on like that. He doesn't need encouragement. he needs a bib.

Don't forget his imaginary sex partner. LOL

[rustoffa]

Good, God y'all
I'm on fire
I'm on fire
I'm on fire
I'm on fire

Oh yeah!
One time!

Fire!
Fire!
Fire!

(Guitar Solo)

Ow!
Woo!
Ahhh!
Ah-ha!

Ooo!
Ooo!

[madraoul]

That fuckin' tune is HOT!