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Dave was the reason in 96' the crowd went to its feet. they chanted Dave Dave Dave !!!!! send the band out there without Dave and they would not get 1/4 of the same respose and they would still chant Dave Dave Dave to get it through eds head. it was about Dave and MTV running the welcome back comercial proved it! they didnt say welcome back VH they said welcome back Dave. I didnt hear any chants of VH at the 96' awards. wake up jackass!!!!! it was about Dave!
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hey campbell soup guy, lick my ass pipe. i agree with the dude above that says "van hagar are real....real shitty!"Comment
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krcampbell = sphincterComment
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Re: Why you losers are so bitter about David Lee Roth
Hey look--another newbie from the links who seems to fancy themselves with half a brain.Originally posted by krcampbell
Look, I USED to be the biggest David Lee Roth fan in the world. I LOVED every single song that I heard on those albums, and I still do! But when I saw the Sam and Dave tour at Alpine Valley, I realized that David Lee Roth is an asshole, a TERRIBLE musician, and he doesn't give two shits about any of you morons. David Lee Roth makes music because he wants ass and money. All of you people could keel over and die for all he cares.
David Lee Roth couldn't sing his own songs to save his life, is an awful performer, and was out of breath after Hot for Teacher. I'd rather hear Gary Cherone do the DLR songs than DLR himself. I thank God for the REAL Van Halen tour this summer. Not original, but REAL, because David Lee Roth is too big of an egomaniac and a retard to let anything in his life go well.
You make fun of Sammy for being fat? For having a REAL sense of humor, as opposed to that self-absorbed and warped mind of David Lee? Talk about how Dave should wear a wig to cover up the little bits of hair he has left, or tell him to take some voice lessons. Lord knows he needs them.
You people are too concerned about things the way you think they should be. Just relax and have fun...Sammy throws a party everywhere he goes, and if you all weren't such uptight assholes, then MAYBE you could enjoy yourselves and realize that "Van Hagar" is real, and your concept of Van Halen was created by the magic of studio sound, which could never reveal the pure shittiness of David Lee Roth. I love Eddie, Alex, Mike, Sammy, and can even TOLERATE Gary Cherone, but I'd sooner kill myself than see Van Halen ruin what they created by bringing David Lee Roth back."Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."Comment
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