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"I've sexually abused an entire generation"
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Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally posted by SeshmeisterIt's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
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"the only two words worse than 'drum solo' are 'band meeting' "Roth Army Icon
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"You don't like what I'm saying? Neither does my mom."Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally posted by SeshmeisterIt's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...Comment
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"the opposite of love is...jealousy"Roth Army Icon
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WHAT did I tell you guys.Originally posted by il_es_douche
Howard Stern? Yeah, I'll take his sloppy seconds. Why not? I've been a bone smuggler half my life, so pirating's not new for me.
--Roth, 2004
His whole VH scene is pirated. He could break out of apostate punk. But he NEVER does THAT. He loves to jerk you ditzy with VH dis'n'dat.
GET A GUITAR AND LEARN HOW TO PLAY, by yourself, or you are weak.Comment
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Originally posted by bobgnote
My head is made out of meat. It's true!Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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What? I can't understand you! I don't speak Drug-ese!Originally posted by bobgnote
*Inane bullshit, that for some reason sounds like TV preacher-talk*Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally posted by SeshmeisterIt's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...Comment
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"Rollin' like we stole something" - DLRComment
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the other day he said
"things went real bad, real fast, like when they put the teacher in the space shuttle"
that struck me a so fuckin funny :D“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty WhiteComment
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"Nothing's ever scared me away... I'm the drunk who won the lottery."Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally posted by SeshmeisterIt's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...Comment
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"I'm not here to save the world. That's Bono's job."
"Mornings have never been so enabling"
"If you got a scrawny tree, you're gonna need a lot of tinsel!"
"Anything worth doing is worth overdoing."
"It's Wednesday, the first day of the weekend"Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally posted by SeshmeisterIt's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...Comment
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Smooth as a prom queen's thighs.....but not as dangerous.HEY NOW!Comment
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"Her cherry's been popped....but she still has the box it came in."HEY NOW!Comment
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"Hutch could you turn that up? No not the music the backing track. No. Just a minute. No. No. Yes that's it. Now turn me up. Wait a minute there's a problem with my headphones. Is there a problem with those ones over there? Hutch could you turn those up. No turn the caller down. Hutch turn up the new headphones and the music but not the backing track then turn me up, turn down Brian, give Animal a mike but keep it fairly low and turn down Sasha's mike. Right now what was your point again caller?"Comment
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ROTFLMAO. :DOriginally posted by Seshmeister
"Hutch could you turn that up? No not the music the backing track. No. Just a minute. No. No. Yes that's it. Now turn me up. Wait a minute there's a problem with my headphones. Is there a problem with those ones over there? Hutch could you turn those up. No turn the caller down. Hutch turn up the new headphones and the music but not the backing track then turn me up, turn down Brian, give Animal a mike but keep it fairly low and turn down Sasha's mike. Right now what was your point again caller?"Comment
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