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  • diamondsgirl
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2004
    • 7563

    #61
    "do these explosives make my ass look fat?"
    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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    • DavidLeeNatra
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jan 2004
      • 10715

      #62
      "you're driving with one hand and sing with the other..."
      Roth Army Icon
      First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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      • Douglas T.
        Full Member Status

        • Nov 2005
        • 3875

        #63
        "Trust is like toothpaste ... once it's out of the tube it's hard to get back in!"

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        • Douglas T.
          Full Member Status

          • Nov 2005
          • 3875

          #64
          On Jessica Alba ~ "There's a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen!"

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          • fenway5150
            Head Fluffer
            • Feb 2004
            • 277

            #65
            I liked the one he said about alcohol the other morning. He said, "I was just reading an article about the evils of alcohol.....I decided to stop reading."

            Classic Dave.
            "To keep up with me, you must be fast. To sing like me, you must be great. To beat me? You must be kidding!"
            - DLR, 2004

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