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I liked the one he said about alcohol the other morning. He said, "I was just reading an article about the evils of alcohol.....I decided to stop reading."
Classic Dave."To keep up with me, you must be fast. To sing like me, you must be great. To beat me? You must be kidding!"
- DLR, 2004
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