Wednesday Morning At 6 O'Clock As DAVE'S Show Begins

[Golden AWe]

i will transfer myself into another location ---> my apartment, and cuntinue my host<ility there

[Phil theStalker]

Goode t2o have yoo back riding SHOTGUN, Golden Awe.

Wee eliminate da mmiddle mman.

GAWe.

Wot did wee doo wit da mmidlle man?

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
i will transfer myself into another location ---> my apartment, and cuntinue my host<ility there

T2oo bad yoo doon't have a laptop, mmy Funland Ffriend.

Is a Funland laptop a blonde wit bigg TITS?

[Golden AWe]

we'll sell him to saudi-arabia

i've heard they have some of the most beautiful prostitutes there so it's time they'll get one ugly one too three

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
we'll sell him to saudi-arabia

i've heard they have some of the most beautiful prostitutes there so it's time they'll get one ugly one too three

All those prosTITutes are kidnapped American housewives.

Soccer mmoms reely.

BRAVO, Saudi Arabia!

BAck wit PHIL THE STALKER LIVE ON DA INTWATNET.

[Phil theStalker]

Let's talk aboot UNSCEO kidnapping kids in Serbvia.

They're terrified aff lawsuits.

[Phil theStalker]

I'm listening t2o DAVE talking aboot suicide.

Oh, da humaniTITy.

[Douglas T.]

PTS has no friends! Enjoy talking to yourself ... DICK!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
Let's talk aboot UNSCEO kidnapping kids in Serbvia.

They're terrified aff lawsuits.

i was in serbia-montenegro back in 2004

i didn't get any lawsuits

did i do something wrong?

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
this thread is dead: RIP PTS!

Yoo are not aff sound mmind.

DAVE has dis guy from CLEVELAND on da air and da guy's talking aboot driving his car up t2o da edge aff Lake EErie and cuntmitting CUNTicide.

DO TIT, BAYBEE.

Yoo'll freeze and wee'll pull yoo out in da spring.

Probably an AOL user.

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
i was in serbia-montenegro back in 2004

i didn't get any lawsuits

did i do something wrong?

Yoo didn't pick up any UN kidnapped kids, dude.

Yoo need a beer yoo can trust.

Wot are yoo drinking rite now, Golden AWe.

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
PTS has no friends! Enjoy talking to yourself ... DICK!

I neva said I had any friends, dude.

Not o1ne!

Wee all win.

Yoo posTITed.

Yoo are now o1ne aff mmmy co-hossts, t2oday.

NEXT!

[Golden AWe]

i don't drink much anymore, i have medication that won't allow me to drink

sad, eh?

[Douglas T.]

Stay healthy GA! You two enjoy this thread together all alone! DT grabs ROTH ARMY FLAG and leaves this thread to fade away!! Over & OUT!

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
i don't drink much anymore, i have medication that won't allow me to drink

sad, eh?

Yeh, aff yoo mix dat Thoraazine wit Funland vodka yoo'll qualify f4or an ABBA fan.