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  • Big Troubles
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Feb 2004
    • 8517

    review of Daves show

    David Lee Roth (Infinity) - Wow, with all the expectation and hype that was given to the ex-Van Halen vocalist, his morning show is a monumental disaster.

    While it wasn't much of a secret that David Lee Roth was a bit of an eccentric prior to his arrival behind the microphone, I don't think anyone could have assumed that he would be this much of a lunatic once he got on. Surrounded by yes men who do little more than praise Dave for his every ridiculous though, Roth babbles on and on about nothing every morning, all morning. Add to that the ridiculous fusion music which goes up and down every time he takes a breath, and you get one tough listening experience.

    Another real sticking point too is his never-ending use of the Van Halen name to try to get attention or keep people from tuning out. Roth hasn't been in Van Halen, sans a very, very brief revisit for 2 songs, in 20 years. Yet Van Halen stories from 25 years ago, as well discussion regarding his "impending" return to the band, are frequent on this show. The bottom line here is that this show will be the first to have the axe dropped on it.

    At $4,000,000 a year for Roth, don't expect them to wait too much longer to end this horrific show.
    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
  • Big Troubles
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Feb 2004
    • 8517

    #2
    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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    • DavidLeeNatra
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jan 2004
      • 10715

      #3
      that's one way to look at it...
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      • DavidLeeNatra
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jan 2004
        • 10715

        #4
        we played an outsold show last saturday...the critic came into our dressing room to ask some questions (and to eat from the catering without asking)

        we talked about how good the reaction was and how many people were there and on and on...it was a great evening...until I read the review this morning, wondering where I was last saturday when that desastrous failure took place that bitch was writing about...

        I will enjoy the show as long as it lasts...period...
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        • Big Troubles
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Feb 2004
          • 8517

          #5
          yeah. I hate the dick, because ya get the sense he's oblivious to how great CVH was, so Dave is marking out for himself and the band like we do here on the boards. We miss CVH just as much as he does. But indeed Dave needs to reassess the way he's doing things. You can hear bits of insecurities in his voice. I think the whole idea to his style though, is to be purposely unique with the music, topics of discussion and his flamboyant primadonna persona. Bad it's panning out to be another "Las Vegas" .. good show/bad timing..part 2.
          "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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          • Big Troubles
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Feb 2004
            • 8517

            #6
            Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra


            I will enjoy the show as long as it lasts...period...

            Yeah we are going to be trading these radio shows like we do the bootlegs in 25 more years. :D
            "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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            • DavidLeeNatra
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 10715

              #7
              what is he supposed to do? making four hours as short as possible...works for me...
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              • Big Troubles
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Feb 2004
                • 8517

                #8
                Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                we played an outsold show last saturday...the critic came into our dressing room to ask some questions (and to eat from the catering without asking)

                we talked about how good the reaction was and how many people were there and on and on...it was a great evening...until I read the review this morning, wondering where I was last saturday when that desastrous failure took place that bitch was writing about...

                bad reviews interest readers and critics 9 times out of 10 will bitch and moan because that's what attracts.. Make sure you remember these fucks the next time they want to do a story.
                "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                • Big Troubles
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 8517

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                  what is he supposed to do? making four hours as short as possible...works for me...
                  well i think the problem people have is that he's to me me me... He does tend to lean towards the "And one time that happened to me..." line alot with guests, who should get 90% of the attention. But the last few guests he's had he did a better with letting them speak about them more. Which is ultimately what most of the audience wants.


                  Personally, I love it when Dave tells stories. He has a way of making you feel like everyone that's listening is sitting around a camp fire. :D
                  "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                  • DavidLeeNatra
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 10715

                    #10
                    sharing reasonable drinking stories...that's it...and I say it again...the man is "on air" for five weeks...give him at least the first 100 days
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                    • Big Troubles
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 8517

                      #11
                      Kumbaya man....Kumbay- fuckin'-a!
                      "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                      • Big Troubles
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 8517

                        #12
                        Also spelled kum ba yah, cumbayah, kumbayah, and probably a few other ways.
                        "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                        • Big Troubles
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 8517

                          #13
                          I feel a rant coming on....
                          "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                          • jslav06
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Jan 2006
                            • 444

                            #14
                            His show is not bad by any means. Yeah, sometimes he would drag a story out ant it would be kinda boring, but everyone does. Stern didn't have a good show on terrestrial radio for his last yeah and a half. If people think Dave's show, then you they should listen to the BS I have to listen to in the morning.
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                            • DavidLeeNatra
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 10715

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Big Troubles
                              I feel a rant coming on....
                              shall we spice up that thread a bit? say something about...hm...carmine or fab :D
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