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  • Big Troubles
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Feb 2004
    • 8517

    #16
    Kumbaya apparently originated with the Gullah, an African-American people living on the Sea Islands and adjacent coastal regions of South Carolina and Georgia. (The best known Sea Island is Hilton Head, the resort area.) Having lived in isolation for hundreds of years, the Gullah speak a dialect that most native speakers of English find unintelligible on first hearing but that turns out to be heavily accented English with other stuff mixed in. The dialect appears in Joel Chandler Harris's "Uncle Remus" stories, to give you an idea what it sounds like. In the 1940s the pioneering linguist Lorenzo Turner showed that the Gullah language was actually a creole consisting of English plus a lot of words and constructions from the languages of west Africa, the Gullahs' homeland. Although long scorned as an ignorant caricature of English, Gullah is actually a language of considerable charm, with expressions like (forgive my poor attempt at expressing these phonetically) deh clin, dawn (literally "day clean"); troot mout, truthful person ("truth mouth"), and tebble tappuh, preacher ("table tapper").

    And of course there's kumbayah. According to ethnomusicologist Thomas Miller, the song we know began as a Gullah spiritual. Some recordings of it were made in the 1920s, but no doubt it goes back earlier. Published versions began appearing in the 1930s. It's believed an American missionary couple taught the song to the locals in Angola, where its origins were forgotten. The song was then rediscovered in Angola and brought back here in time for the folksinging revival of the 50s and 60s. People might have thought the Gullahs talked funny, but we owe them a vote of thanks. Can you imagine sitting around the campfire singing, "Oh, Lord, come by here"?
    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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    • Big Troubles
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Feb 2004
      • 8517

      #17
      Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
      shall we spice up that thread a bit? say something about...hm...carmine or fab :D

      Im gonna throw a goodbye thread or two in their direction. :D
      "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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      • DavidLeeNatra
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jan 2004
        • 10715

        #18
        Originally posted by Big Troubles
        Im gonna throw a goodbye thread or two in their direction. :D
        ROTFLMFAO ! ! !
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        • Northern Girl
          Full Member Status

          • Jan 2004
          • 3958

          #19
          Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
          spice up that thread a bit?
          who's the hottie in your sig?
          Same ole song and dance...

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          • DavidLeeNatra
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jan 2004
            • 10715

            #20
            Originally posted by Northern Girl
            who's the hottie in your sig?
            your one and only...singing "NG...you really got me now"
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            • Big Troubles
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Feb 2004
              • 8517

              #21
              Originally posted by jslav06
              His show is not bad by any means. Yeah, sometimes he would drag a story out ant it would be kinda boring, but everyone does. Stern didn't have a good show on terrestrial radio for his last yeah and a half. If people think Dave's show, then you they should listen to the BS I have to listen to in the morning.

              Im forced fed(small city) "Mitch and LeeAnee in the morning"-
              who Mitch happens to talk with a lisp and has more culture in his refrigerator.
              LeeAnne is a 500lbs whiny bitch, who does the same tired routine everyday.


              So now that I have Dave on the net, Im in heaven. But he does need to improve. As much as I dig the cut of his jib, he needs to get past the fact that VH will call, WHEN they call.

              Ive also said this before, but if CBS is even thinking about axing him, they should at least put Dave on the talk tv circuit for *sakes. He could be pushing his unique radio show and chumming next to some hip, cool, high rated guy like Jon Stewart or Colbert... Can you see Dave on Oprah's couch? :D He'd be a cool mofo too, all laid back and shit. :D
              "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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              • Northern Girl
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2004
                • 3958

                #22
                Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                your one and only...singing "NG...you really got me now"
                I knew that...I just wanted to hear you say it.
                Same ole song and dance...

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                • DavidLeeNatra
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 10715

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Northern Girl
                  I knew that...I just wanted to hear you say it.
                  :D
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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Big Troubles
                    You can hear bits of insecurities in his voice.
                    I think that would be projection on your part...

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120

                      #25
                      I still miss Lisa Roth...

                      I think Dave with his sister had the potential for long term success and broad appeal...

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                      • bantonelli
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 2629

                        #26
                        Another idiot critic who doesn't get ROTH, but gets "Farts".....the intelligence of some of these journalists is hilarious.

                        I hope ROTH laughs all the way to the bank!
                        "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                        • Northern Girl
                          Full Member Status

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 3958

                          #27
                          Originally posted by ELVIS
                          I still miss Lisa Roth...

                          I think Dave with his sister had the potential for long term success and broad appeal...
                          Yeah, B Young is B Oring and Animal has his moments but really does nothing for me.
                          Same ole song and dance...

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                          • jslav06
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Jan 2006
                            • 444

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Northern Girl
                            Yeah, B Young is B Oring and Animal has his moments but really does nothing for me.
                            B Young is boring, and how boring must it be for him to work there? He barely talks and every hour-half hour, he'll play for about a minute or two. Agree or Disagree. Go.
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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49567

                              #29
                              Well, to be far, he's hardly kind to STERN...

                              But he does appear to have Opie's cock in his mouth and Anthony's shaft deeply implanted in his ass...

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                              • bru87tr
                                Commando
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 1211

                                #30
                                lol..... nice one! hahahaha
                                "I've been rich and I've been poor....rich is better, totally better"

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