If HAGAR SHAVED HIS HEAD, WOULD THE BACK OF HIS NECK LOOK LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

If HAGAR SHAVED HIS HEAD, WOULD THE BACK OF HIS NECK LOOK LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS

MOST FAT PEOPLE, WHEN THEY SHAVE THEIR HEADS THEY HAVE THESE ROLLS OF FAT UP AND BACK OF THEIR NECK AND THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD.

SAMMY LOOKS FAT, ACTUALLY THAT RETARD IS FAT

SO I AM THINKING THE BACK OF HIS NECK WOULD LOOK LIKE SOME BALL PARK FRANKS.

GOODBYE YOU BASTARDS,

BREASTS,
DICKFACE.

OK YEAH EAT MY ASS TO ALL YOU HAGAR FANS.
ROY MUNSON SUCK A DICK AS WELL..

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

ON SECOND THOUGHT, HAGAR ISN'T FAT. .. HIS BODY APPARENTLY retains chimichangas.

[Roy Munson]

LOL...

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
If HAGAR SHAVED HIS HEAD, WOULD THE BACK OF HIS NECK LOOK LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS

MOST FAT PEOPLE, WHEN THEY SHAVE THEIR HEADS THEY HAVE THESE ROLLS OF FAT UP AND BACK OF THEIR NECK AND THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD.

SAMMY LOOKS FAT, ACTUALLY THAT RETARD IS FAT

SO I AM THINKING THE BACK OF HIS NECK WOULD LOOK LIKE SOME BALL PARK FRANKS.

GOODBYE YOU BASTARDS,

BREASTS,
DICKFACE.

OK YEAH EAT MY ASS TO ALL YOU HAGAR FANS.
ROY MUNSON SUCK A DICK AS WELL..

OMG THAT'S THE FUNNIEST STUFF I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME!

[gothqueen]

Probably.

[thefive]

But it has to be the extra large size of hot dog packs.

[Viking]

If Hagar shaved his head, he would look like the time I pointed my dick at the webcam......

[GAR]

I don't think so.

Sam's extremely large head would do well to hide an extra 20 lbs of neckfat hanging on hoof..

One thing about Sammy is he is so well put together muscularly, that he can hide an extra 150-200lbs much like Porky Pig can.

bb-b--b-bb-b but I'd rr-rr-r-rather ssssee Porky in Vvv-vv-vv-Van Halen than Sam.

[hot for david]

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
If HAGAR SHAVED HIS HEAD, WOULD THE BACK OF HIS NECK LOOK LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS

MOST FAT PEOPLE, WHEN THEY SHAVE THEIR HEADS THEY HAVE THESE ROLLS OF FAT UP AND BACK OF THEIR NECK AND THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD.

SAMMY LOOKS FAT, ACTUALLY THAT RETARD IS FAT

SO I AM THINKING THE BACK OF HIS NECK WOULD LOOK LIKE SOME BALL PARK FRANKS.

GOODBYE YOU BASTARDS,

BREASTS,
DICKFACE.

OK YEAH EAT MY ASS TO ALL YOU HAGAR FANS.
ROY MUNSON SUCK A DICK AS WELL..

that's a really good thought , funny , very funny!!!!!

[GAR]

One thing still uncertain is if Sammy is wearing a wig or is he not?

[rustoffa]

Re: If HAGAR SHAVED HIS HEAD, WOULD THE BACK OF HIS NECK LOOK LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS

Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
If HAGAR SHAVED HIS HEAD, WOULD THE BACK OF HIS NECK LOOK LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS

MOST FAT PEOPLE, WHEN THEY SHAVE THEIR HEADS THEY HAVE THESE ROLLS OF FAT UP AND BACK OF THEIR NECK AND THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD.

SAMMY LOOKS FAT, ACTUALLY THAT RETARD IS FAT

SO I AM THINKING THE BACK OF HIS NECK WOULD LOOK LIKE SOME BALL PARK FRANKS.

GOODBYE YOU BASTARDS,

BREASTS,
DICKFACE.

OK YEAH EAT MY ASS TO ALL YOU HAGAR FANS.
ROY MUNSON SUCK A DICK AS WELL..

It's probably all about fold fucking. Sandaled-out groupies humpin' all over his back like dachsunds on an oscar mayer rock-climb wall.

[GAR]

One way to start a bulemic streak is anytime you think of eating, think of what you have on your plate as having slid off the back of Hagar's neck buttered in onions amidst generous slatherings of beef gravy and organic handpicked vegetables.

Mmmm.. don't puke yet..

Don't puke.

Until.

till I say...






okay now, go puke now - your esophagus must be filled by now full of upchuckables.

[Panamark]

Fuck his head, I reckon if he shaved off his goatee he would have a pack of hotdogs under his chin !! :D

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Viking
If Hagar shaved his head, he would look like the time I pointed my dick at the webcam......

You have a big dick then!!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by thefive
But it has to be the extra large size of hot dog packs.

Yeah, I wonder if when he's out in the sun the back of his neck "plumps" like those hot dogs. Scary thought.