If HAGAR SHAVED HIS HEAD, WOULD THE BACK OF HIS NECK LOOK LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS

[GAR]

BRILLIANT observation!

[Roth kills Sam]

If Sammy's neck looked like a pack of hot dogs, he would have eaten his neck... duh

[Jano]

Please Sammy,relax and......fart!!!!you need to pull some gas out!
oups!! sorry you did all readdy

[GAR]

Originally posted by Roth kills Sam
If Sammy's neck looked like a pack of hot dogs, he would have eaten his neck... duh

Well holdit, Willis..



Let's look at this with a clear mind.

1. Hot dogs are sold in packages of 8 or 10 each.
JUST LIKE SAM'S NECK

2. Hot dogs are mostly recombined nutritive particles from dead animals.
JUST LIKE SAM'S NECK

3. Hot dogs are about 1/2" thick
JUST LIKE SAM'S NECK

4. Hot dogs packages appear rippled, about 5 inches wide
JUST LIKE THE BACK OF SAM'S NECK

5. Hot dogs are mostly fat
JUST LIKE SAM'S NECK

6. Hot dogs contain too much added salt
JUST LIKE SAM'S SWEATY NECK AND BODY

7. Hot dogs skins are often found wrinkly and broken at the ends
JUST LIKE SAM'S NECK

8. Hot dogs are not found formed in such a way in all nature
JUST LIKE SAM'S NECK

9. Hot dogs for a meal are about the cheapest bang for the buck
JUST LIKE SAMMULE HAGAR

10. Hot dogs expand due to the superheated gas expansion from roasting over a hot pit of coals
JUST LIKE SAMMY HAGAR SHOULD BE ROASTED TOO

Therefore, I conclude this analysis to endorse the idea that indeed,
SAM'S DEFOLIATED NECK LOOKS ALOT LIKE A PACK OF FUCKING BALL PARK FRANKS

[Roth kills Sam]

Well maybe Sammy tried to eat his hot dog wrinkles and simply failed

[GAR]

No maybe about it.

[Roth kills Sam]

OK, well instead of getting so far as to eat his giant hot dog neck, what about this:

Didja ever notice real fat people have those little pieces of meat sticking out of their neck area? It is like they are a small tree of meat growing from the neck area. I bet Sammy picks those off and eats them like ice cream sprinkles.

[GAR]

Mmmm.. BBQ-sauceiest patch of meat; I neer seen a one~!

[rustoffa]

5150 needs a sump pump.

[GAR]

just like this thread

I'm willing to pay the tow truck driver that will move this crappy thread to VHLinks..

[GAR]

I take that BACK -

Brett would ban the Tow Truck driver that drags it over..

[ThrillsNSpills]

Was it Johnny Cash or Big Pussy from the old board that used to close with "Goodbye you no good bastards" hmmmmmmmmm

stellar stuff as usual Slapnuts.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

someone photoshop sammy w/ his head shaved if possible lol

[ZOSO]

*Waiting for kennyboy's input...*:D

Shit, he should just remove a few layers and give them to Alex to replace his neckbrace. HE'S GELLIN'!!!

"You mean that hotdog I just ate was Sammy Hagar?"-DLR

[scottd1984]

Originally posted by thefive
But it has to be the extra large size of hot dog packs.

FOR SURE,FOR SURE!!