How Many ROASTED CHICKENS Can the singer in VAN HAGAR eat?

[GAR]

Does Subway Jarod come cheap as a Health and Fitness Trainer?

It ain't like he's a celebarty or nuthin' -

[cwsmith17]

He can eat 18 chickens.

[cwsmith17]

That's all you could do. Punch woman you little faggot.

[Roth kills Sam]

NO, I didn't just punch Sammy's mom, I bent her over the kitchen table in her trailer home and banged her.

Then I banged your mom

[GAR]

*on the old DLRArmy board, someone posted a pic of guy porking a baked chicken, sayint it was Sam Mule Haggard.

I am of fair opinion that it was a pic that honestly wasn't Sam - but it was from the waist down - so not to lose any future opportunity, we should try to recover that old pic for comparison.

[GAR]

Okay, all bets seem to be in.. last chance to guess??

Anyone?