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  • DavidLeeNatra
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 10715

    #16
    Originally posted by SheAintWaiting
    >>by a miriad of law<<

    There's no such thing as "a miriad of", (...) Alert the presses! Call the suits!!! Oh no!
    PEOPLE WANT TO KILL! FASTER PUSSYCAT!
    KILL! KILL! KILL!


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    • ZahZoo
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Jan 2004
      • 9172

      #17
      Point in case... I misspell a word and the Spelling Police are all over this like stink on shit...
      "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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      • Seshmeister
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Oct 2003
        • 35755

        #18
        You mean "case in point"...?

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        • Switch84
          Veteran
          • Feb 2004
          • 2316

          #19
          LMAO!

          Originally posted by ZahZoo
          Point in case... I misspell a word and the Spelling Police are all over this like stink on shit...

          No shit, ZahZoo! Nevermind being appalled at wanton violence; let's have a shit fit over a misspelled word!

          In this post 9/11 world, we're ALL being paid attention to a little more closely, Americans or not. Big Brother is still watching.

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          • ZahZoo
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Jan 2004
            • 9172

            #20
            Originally posted by Seshmeister
            You mean "case in point"...?
            Ok Now we got the fucking International Grammar Police on this...

            I know Sesh... I'm sure you've got a better handle on the Queen's English than us Colonists over here. I was making a point in my case not a case in my point... One is making a minor point in a bigger thing... the other is making a mountain out of mole hill... Y'all got moles in Scotland? It was probably a vital component in inventing golf... I figure!!
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            • DLR_EngineRoom
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 2304

              #21
              Originally posted by GAR
              Now if some Hasidic bodybuilders from over near Fairfax district wanna come down and offer Sam the PoundCRAP I would think that would be a Kosher beating, as apposed to some Goyim Sex Pistols meshugganafuckhead whipping out his ghey Doc Martens on his ass.. is a Non-Kosher Beating any worse off than if some dudes who specialize in the reading of Moses' Law tear him apart? I'm not willing to let this go to chance -

              if we can get those who can define a more moral guideline from the Torah on how best to approach this, if we're talking law here, then a righteous beating it shall be.

              Torah says let Sammy be. Any offenses that he has committed WILL come back to him, witness or not (I.E. What comes around, goes around). But being a 'messenger' for what will 'come around' to Sammy, won't do anyone any good.
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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35755

                #22
                Originally posted by ZahZoo
                Ok Now we got the fucking International Grammar Police on this...

                I know Sesh... I'm sure you've got a better handle on the Queen's English than us Colonists over here. I was making a point in my case not a case in my point... One is making a minor point in a bigger thing... the other is making a mountain out of mole hill... Y'all got moles in Scotland? It was probably a vital component in inventing golf... I figure!!
                LMAO!

                I'm sorry you just left youself so open there it was like a zit I had to squeeze...:D

                Cheers!

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                • GAR
                  Banned
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 10881

                  #23
                  Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
                  .. being a 'messenger' for what will 'come around' to Sammy, won't do anyone any good.
                  Point is, a message needs a messenger.

                  Thank you for clarity, sir.

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                  • Roth & Roll
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 727

                    #24
                    Re: LMAO!

                    Originally posted by Switch84
                    No shit, ZahZoo! Nevermind being appalled at wanton violence; let's have a shit fit over a misspelled word!

                    In this post 9/11 world, we're ALL being paid attention to a little more closely, Americans or not. Big Brother is still watching.

                    Dolemite, MOTHERFUCKA!!


                    BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
                    Agreed Switch,
                    More than likely it's just an empty threat by some snot nosed punk who's looking for attention, but nowadays NO threat can really be taken lightly - especially in light of what happened on 9/11/01.

                    The government was warned of an imminent attack and took the threat lightly - and the rest is history.

                    It's one thing to bash Spammy and make fun of him - it's quite another when threats of physical violence are mentioned. It's illegal and could get Sarge in a shitload of trouble should something happen and it turns out he failed to report it to the proper authorities.
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                    • Dan
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12194

                      #25
                      Nice e-mail,Spammy is falling apart anyway,so it's not worth The 100 being spent on that fucker.
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                      • conmee
                        ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 1945

                        #26
                        Originally posted by SheAintWaiting
                        >>by a miriad of law<<

                        There's no such thing as "a miriad of", and by the
                        by, it's "myriad". I think it's funny when people
                        try to sound all important and then they f**k it
                        up by not being able to spell. So much for the
                        education system, indeed.

                        Not that I'm a Fat Sandalled Poodle fan, mind you,
                        but I just think it's hilarious when people try to pull
                        the "I'm an important person" card and can't even
                        f**kin' put a sentence together correctly.

                        In case you give a sh**, the proper use of the word
                        "myriad" would include a statement such as:

                        "There are myriad reasons why Samuel Hagar sucks.
                        His fatness is one. His poodlehead is another. Lastly,
                        his screeching caterwaul of a so-called singing voice
                        is an insult to all things musical."

                        Myriad reasons. Myriad laws. Myriad puppies. No
                        such thing as "a myriad of".

                        So uh, 'might wanna brush up on the English grammar,
                        Oh-So-Important-FBI-Connected-One. And you ought
                        to be doubly ashamed, 'cause I'm a f**kin' MATH MAJOR.

                        Also, I'm amused that a person telling people
                        not to joke about wanting to assault a fat rock star
                        because the EFF BEE EYE might give a sh** quotes
                        the song popularized by the Sopranos in his/her
                        sig. line. Irony! I SURE AS F*** HOPE THE EFF
                        BEE EYE has BETTER THINGS TO DO than give a
                        flying f**k if somebody claims to want to assault
                        a washed-up wanna-be rock singer.

                        I wanna kill f*ckface Kerry. I wanna kill that
                        b*tch who cut me off in traffic today. I wanna kill
                        Kylie Minogue. I wanna kill BILL! Turn me in!
                        Alert the presses! Call the suits!!! Oh no!
                        PEOPLE WANT TO KILL! FASTER PUSSYCAT!
                        KILL! KILL! KILL!


                        SheAintWaiting
                        Gentlemen,

                        Grammar, syntax, and usage are all much more fluid and less rigid than generally believed. So it comes as no small surprise that our resident logician, our illustrious "MATH MAJOR" would fall victim to a bit of myopic demagoguery. On the contrary, S.A.W., it is perfectly acceptable to use "myriad" as a noun. As the quote I include below states, with some irony, the aforementioned usage is actually predominant in mathematics both in modern English and ancient Greek.

                        "Usage Note: Throughout most of its history in English myriad was used as a noun, as in a myriad of men. In the 19th century it began to be used in poetry as an adjective, as in myriad men. Both usages in English are acceptable, as in Samuel Taylor Coleridge's “Myriad myriads of lives.” This poetic, adjectival use became so well entrenched generally that many people came to consider it as the only correct use. In fact, both uses in English are parallel with those of the original ancient Greek. The Greek word mrias, from which myriad derives, could be used as either a noun or an adjective, but the noun mrias was used in general prose and in mathematics while the adjective mrias was used only in poetry."

                        And in a final disclaimer, I swear that I was in no way coming to the defense of Spammy Fatgar... Rock on Nation of Roth!!!


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                        • BITEYOASS
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 6530

                          #27
                          Damn, and I thought my plan to throw blocks of velvetta at Spammy was a little extreme.

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                          • steve
                            Sniper
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 841

                            #28
                            Originally posted by SheAintWaiting
                            >>by a miriad of law<<

                            There's no such thing as "a miriad of", and by the
                            by, it's "myriad". I think it's funny when people
                            try to sound all important and then they f**k it
                            up by not being able to spell. So much for the
                            education system, indeed.

                            Not that I'm a Fat Sandalled Poodle fan, mind you,
                            but I just think it's hilarious when people try to pull
                            the "I'm an important person" card and can't even
                            f**kin' put a sentence together correctly.

                            In case you give a sh**, the proper use of the word
                            "myriad" would include a statement such as:

                            "There are myriad reasons why Samuel Hagar sucks.
                            His fatness is one. His poodlehead is another. Lastly,
                            his screeching caterwaul of a so-called singing voice
                            is an insult to all things musical."

                            Myriad reasons. Myriad laws. Myriad puppies. No
                            such thing as "a myriad of".

                            So uh, 'might wanna brush up on the English grammar,
                            Oh-So-Important-FBI-Connected-One. And you ought
                            to be doubly ashamed, 'cause I'm a f**kin' MATH MAJOR.
                            Myriad can be either a noun or adjective.

                            On the plus side, you are 100% correct about the spelling and did start at raising a damn good point

                            Find definitions for over 300,000 words from the most authoritative English dictionary. Continuously updated with new words and meanings.


                            Main Entry: 1myr·i·ad
                            Pronunciation: 'mir-E-&d
                            Function: noun
                            Etymology: Greek myriad-, myrias, from myrioi countless, ten thousand
                            1 : ten thousand
                            2 : a great number <a myriad of ideas>

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