A little Story for ya

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I was in London nor long ago, and I always check out the H stuff to compare the number of Hagar/Roth albums, and I couldn't find a Hagar one (except BOBW). When I went over to the "sale" section...ah, THATS were the Hagar stuff is.

[Loons The Great]

Originally posted by MAX

Again, this post is coming from the same "guy" of whom the only pussy he's ever touched was when he came out of his maaa-maaa's.

Hiz maaa-maa is so fat, she make Jabba the GUNT look anorexic.

[Loons The Great]

When I go to a record store nah and then...I take all(there are nebah that many yez yez yez) the Van Hagar and Van Sharona cds and put 'em in the rnb section where they will really never be bought.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Loons The Great
Hiz maaa-maa is so fat, she make Jabba the GUNT look anorexic.

LMAO!!! :D

Ahhhhhhhhh..............

MAYBE people will actually LISTEN when you say it?

Goodness can only hope so...

Regardless, I lub yooz.

[Loons The Great]

Speakin' of ritetool's mama, when I was doing her doggy style last night, I realized which side of the family he gets his looks from.

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
lookin around in a second hand bookstore the other day and what should i come across but the songbook for skyscraper, complete with bonus gay pic of dave sittin on some equipment and 2 really sweaty live pics, one with the gay white costume. what memories did it bring back................seriously though it had to be album i was most ever into when it came out.

Yeah it brought back some of your gay memories...when you used to give head to strangers with OU812 playing in the background....fucking loser.

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Loons The Great
Speakin' of ritetool's mama, when I was doing her doggy style last night, I realized which side of the family he gets his looks from.

The family dog?

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Loons The Great
When I go to a record store nah and then...I take all(there are nebah that many yez yez yez) the Van Hagar and Van Sharona cds and put 'em in the rnb section where they will really never be bought.

Now THAT is a great idea.

EVERYONE should do that ALWAYS!!

It normally would be a standard operating procedure to prevent people from buying van hagar product, but then, messing around with van hagar product in any category would be a waste of our valuable time that could better be spent doing nothing....

[Loons The Great]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
The family dog?

I got nothing mo' to say about ritetool's maaa-maaa 'cause she's a real saint...



...a Saint Bernard.

[Loons The Great]

ritetoolforjob...that dirty motherfucka jus' insulted my car...

Well, it rides bettah than yo mammy!!!

[bantonelli]

Binnie ..... great story LOL!!!

Journey was a solid hard rock band BEFORE Stevie Perry joined the group. Neal Schon, Gregg Rolie, Ansley Dunbar and Ross Valory.

Once Perry came on board, it became the "Group" that spawned the future Van Hagar fan base.

[Loons The Great]

Tell it like it iz, bantonelli!! You ain't lyin'!! That's the lowdown, brownsoun' truth-a nah yez yez...

[Panamark]

We were at a farewell party for some chick last Friday night.
I met a "Drummer" there. I thought, cool, as we are actually
scoping for a drummer at the moment....
We gets to talking and I asked who his favourite drummer was,
"Lars Ulrich"

I said, man I bet you love John Bonham...

Drummer: Whos that ?

At this point all conversation ended...

Same deal when I meet a Van Hagar fan.

Why listen to shit coming out of shit ???

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Panamark
We were at a farewell party for some chick last Friday night.
I met a "Drummer" there. I thought, cool, as we are actually
scoping for a drummer at the moment....
We gets to talking and I asked who his favourite drummer was,
"Lars Ulrich"

I said, man I bet you love John Bonham...

Drummer: Whos that ?

unbelievable...

[Pasadena Bunnie]

Originally posted by Loons The Great
Speakin' of ritetool's mama, when I was doing her doggy style last night, I realized which side of the family he gets his looks from.

LOL!!!!! Loons...you are the MAN!!!!!

Tool's been owned!!!!