Ok Boys and Girls...

[RuzDNailz]

Originally posted by Thorman
I just farted! It smells so lovely that I want to bathe in it!

BAM

Whatever

[Ally_Kat]

Ally's sad.

I live in NYC and can buy a slice of pizza, a bag of crack, any of the newest films in the theater with perfect DVD quality, and get groped by a hooker -- all on the same street corner at 3am for under $10 -- but I can't find a copy of this album.



Does Wal-Mart have it? Because I'll just give up and pick it up there next time I go out to the island. It was a no go in Best Buy, denied in Target, Sam Goody thought I was crazy, and I didn't even bother with JnR since last time I went there they didn't even have a DLR section. And I don't even want to go into the looks I got at the record stores along the main street by my house.

The music gods must hate me.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Ally's sad.

I live in NYC and can buy a slice of pizza, a bag of crack, any of the newest films in the theater with perfect DVD quality, and get groped by a hooker -- all on the same street corner at 3am for under $10 -- but I can't find a copy of this album.



Does Wal-Mart have it? Because I'll just give up and pick it up there next time I go out to the island. It was a no go in Best Buy, denied in Target, Sam Goody thought I was crazy, and I didn't even bother with JnR since last time I went there they didn't even have a DLR section. And I don't even want to go into the looks I got at the record stores along the main street by my house.

The music gods must hate me.

Sounds like you have a better chance of running into Dave himself than finding a CD. That is if he's still living in NYC anymore. And he's on a promotional tour right now anyway.

So that being the case, you might as well click here

[binnie]

Originally posted by Thorman
Bad album by a bad singer...

BAM

Please



FUCK OFF AND DIE A SLOW DEATH!

[DLRISVH7884]

Does anyone know how the album is doing?, it's been a week since it came out.

[bobgnote]

Goddam dumbshits' convention has to turn it down, so NO GOOD DOO-DOO, for you-PUNKS.

ONE of the many ridiculous, ubiquitously corporate things this album does, is to turn down the WHORE-moans of the white-punks, down.

WHO is stupid enough to run off to war in the Middle East, but the dummies all corn-fed and rockin'? Dummies didn't do history or the channel, so Dumbshit-USA cannot play music, and lookie, Uncle Sam needs your stupid help, AGAIN AND AGAIN!

Intelligence need not apply itself, until you neo-con idiots straighten up or die and get replaced. Bands have been named for this trend.

Shall we Weaz on? Weaz-on, weaz-on and move me, move me, down to old BH, move that, and all the whores innit, FUCK ON YOU, yadada.

COME & listen to whores, talk about ED, lousy Dutch junkie, punking till he's DEAD, couldn't play shit when he got a little OLD, so the organ-packing star has you sucking on him, COLD, dick, that is.

Dutch treatment, Sick-star sewage emissions gear, crazy from the faggot section cover-ups. GUESS WHAT THAT DRAWS, barracudas!

THE heat. So be crazy, rock ******s. Talk rock-****** PIDGIN. You want BROWN SOUND? You PAY, first, PAY, SOME MORE. You PAY, fartknockers. UP!

yaaaH! dadadadadadadada . . . Bluegrass asses, suck Al Kooper's COCK. Al Kooper is the Jew, for YOU-all, it's snowing down south, fags got drugs and ripped off RIFFS, Milli-Vanilli lovers.

Alice Cooper is actually Vincent Furnier, doing a takeoff on faggots into ROCK, doing hitman overproductions, for government-mafia transition punks, inc.

Want Sgt. STEVE SUPER****** riffs, well hell, rock ******s, YOU PAY!

[bobgnote]

Fuck you sez Be-elZEE-Bob, and all the hellions in here, fuck YOOOU!

[m_dixon1984]

Ah, Bob's out of solitary. I've missed his inane, nonsensical, ramblings. I feel challenged when reading his posts...trying to find a point or meaning...rarely succeeding.

M

[Jerry H]

Re: Ok Boys and Girls...

Originally posted by ELVIS
Featuring DAVID LEE ROTH!


First of all, the last time I purchased an album on it's release date was Your Filthy Little Mouth way back in 1994, so as you can see, new music rarely gets me excited...

This latest Van Halen tribute, Strummin With The Devil grabbed my attention immediately when Dave gave us a preview on the GRATE Roth Radio...

So, I took off at six O'clock this morning on a quest to find this album, and I did, at walmart for $13.88...

I'm not really a country or bluegrass fan at all, but I can recognize and appreciate a good country song, especially when it has good musicianship, and that's where this album shines...

The songs are classic and the playing is really on fire at times...

Actually, my first taste of bluegrass was in the early 80's, when my mom bought a Ricky Skaggs album that was full of hot guitar licks...


Ok, some of my thoughts...


The first song, Jump, sucks...

I think Dave does a poor job, although not nearly as bad as Ice Cream Man 2...

I never liked Jump AT ALL, and I'm not looking foward to hearing Dave butcher the vocals on Leno later tonight...

Jamie's Cryin' is next and is 100 times better than Jump, and although Dave's fake southern accent makes me cringe, the song is very nice and he really does a nice job...

One thing this song does is confirm Dave's ability to supply vocals on a future Van Halen reunion album, but the clock is ticking... faster and faster!

My favorite song on the album is the third song, I'll Wait...

I always liked the song and this version is beautiful and it clearly demonstrates the clever song writing ability of Mr. Edward Van Halen...

Another personal favorite that I think lends itself suprisingly well to bluegrass is And The cradle Will Rock...

Awesome playing, although I think it's too short at 3:41, compared to the six minutes and seventeen seconds of I'll Wait...

Eruption on banjo is a cool touch, as is an all instrumental Hot for Teacher...impressive!


Overall, I think Strummin With the Devil is GRATE, and a must have for any Van Halen die-hard...


Maybe the success of this project will have what it takes to get Edward's attention...

A real Van Halen album following this would be SWEET!

BLAH,BLAH, BLAH.....

[WARF]

Welcome back, Diamond Den!

[guwapo_rocker]

I like the CD cover.

Fuck I'm seeing pandas again!! Fucking generic meds!!!

[bobgnote]

Originally posted by m_dixon1984
Ah, Bob's out of solitary. I've missed his inane, nonsensical, ramblings. I feel challenged when reading his posts...trying to find a point or meaning...rarely succeeding.

M

Rockity-niggety poo; shabbity-BUTT. Hippity-hoppity the BOL, Willie.

[binnie]

WTF????

[bobgnote]

I guess to distill all this cool-beat is to say:

YOU MAY NOT HEAR GOOD BROWN, SINCE YOU ARE ASSHOLES.

SOME OF YOU ASSHOLES ARE AT WAR. SO LISTEN TO FAGGOTS, inc., on the PUNK-MANDOLINs AND BANJOs, YOU STUPID, AGGRESSIVE DIPSHITS, most from the USA.

You suck diarrhea, you LUV brown sound, you make SHIT, you clean it up and pay for the SOUND, and THEN I quit farting around.

THEN you get brown sound, punks from Canada and aboot! Ssssuck that joint, rock ******s into suck-inc. a lot more than you should be.

[binnie]

WTF are you talking about, like a line from Fear and Loathing.....


Entertaining tho.