Here is what Dave should do!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by mako_kimura
Looks the remaining shit kicker is here! Let's see if Bueno Bob can keep his title as number one sheep raping shit kicker! (I seriously couldn't find a better word than rape)

I've destroyed so many sheep over the last two years I've fucking lost count...even Lumbergh finally had to surrender the title to me...

Is it any wonder?

Is it any wonder at all?

[binnie]

Bring on the sheep!

[RuzDNailz]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
Ritetoolforjob suce le sien traque le pénis

Talk in English please.

[Dan]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
ju suis disunderstand avec tu responso. (what the fuck are you saying?)

O,k,You called me a Asshole right?So what comes out of a asshole shit,so Shit = you so that is why I said where did i drop you.

Do you understand now?

[binnie]

Hell yeah!

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
it ain't hard to sell out a phonebooth sized venue, but dave still has a little trouble.

- SPAM seems to need the frikkin Barnum & Bailey Cabo Circus as well as trying to get his audience drunk on Wabo tequila in order for them to handle his cat scratch screeching of those hallmark lyrics.....puke.

By the Way, SPAM is definitely not selling out stadium sized venues....hell no.

At a SPAM concert, you can't figure out if you bought a ticket to a pajama party or you are getting operated on with McHagar performing surgery since he wears either those ridiculous medical scrubs (one size fits all) or pajamas in RED/YELLOW. Oh yeah, you're gonna tell me he's selling out stadiums....on that note, I'll sell you some Cabo swamp land......gullible - are you not? no knowledge of the truth? yes - this you are toolbox.


- The Sisters don't even sell out telephone booth size venues.

Dave gets on stage without bozo wigs, medical scrubs or a new clairol perm like your SPAMMY idiot.

Dave gives the audience of Rockers exactly what they want without the clown bullshit - and he wears stylish outfits that fit!! Dave packs the places - I been there, dude - I know.

[bantonelli]

....And TOOL - You idiot - I'll observe Dave's audience for ya and give you another review.

Going to VEGAS, PALA & KEY CLUB (SoCal).

Which venue are you attending to you can prove me wrong??????

[binnie]

I think that was the knock out!

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by binnie
I think that was the knock out!

Binnie...you need to get YO ASS here to the U.S. and take in a DLR Concert with us......you're one Kewl Rocker!!!

ROTH n' ROLL...Babee!

We'll keep TOOL in the shed.

[binnie]

Originally posted by bantonelli
Binnie...you need to get YO ASS here to the U.S. and take in a DLR Concert with us......you're one Kewl Rocker!!!

ROTH n' ROLL...Babee!

We'll keep TOOL in the shed.

Why thank-you!

I've actually made a vow to myself, if Dave doesn't tour the the UK in the next year then I will fly over to see him on the next tour in the U.S. I can't afford it this year but last time I saw him (in England) he was so great!

Thanks again for the props, lets keep giving this guy some serious insults!

Roth on!