Dlr Bluegrass Album: Smokin The Charts!!!!

[franksters]

I will buy it...

[Mr. Vengeance]

More importantly, look at the pathetic state of music. That chart is an absolute disgrace.

I weep for real rock n roll......It is dead. Long live my classic rock collection.

[bobgnote]

Originally posted by fenway5150
This is stupid.

Fuck yeah, buddy! What to look at for designer asshats like the one I take off and toss when I'm tired of the SHIT, is the sides all around.

DLR is some kinda designer rock-******, yo. Will Smith just went woo at all the wicked jumpini. I don't wanna be a stupid ******. Pink, neither. Stupid, forget it. Hoops, look at the German guy try.

33 MADONNA I'M GOING TO TELL YOU A SECRET 25,475 999 98 25,573
34 T.I. KING 23,387 -24 30,882 1,301,767
35 ANGELS & AIRWAVES WE DON'T NEED TO 23,028 -14 26,811 261,753
36 LACHEY*NICK WHAT'S LEFT OF ME 22,808 -34 34,799 388,449
37 KEITH*TOBY WHITE TRASH WITH MONEY 22,750 -42 39,451 796,991
38 VARIOUS ARTISTS STRUMMING WITH THE DEVIL 13,777 5 13,178
39 TUNSTALL*KT EYE TO THE TELESCOPE 20,611 -12 23,488 435,937
40 FAST & THE FURIOUS TOKYO DRIFT SOUNDTRACK 20,535 999 52 20,587
41 CASH*JOHNNY LEGEND OF JOHNNY CASH 20,420 -39 33,582 1,842,077
42 WRECKERS STAND STILL LOOK PRETTY 19,880 -11 22,227 135,322
43 BUCKCHERRY 15 19,744 -1 20,014 198,035
44 SPRINGSTEEN*BRUCE WE SHALL OVERCOME: SEEGER SESS 19,493 -38 31,498 466,979
45 AMERICAN IDOL SEASON 5: ENCORES 19,284 -41 32,828 311,946
46 JACKSON*ALAN PRECIOUS MEMORIES 18,862 -53 39,916 730,566
47 BLIGE*MARY J. BREAKTHROUGH 18,836 -7 20,228 2,401,186
48 CLARKSON*KELLY BREAKAWAY 18,687 -11 20,976 5,366,933
49 RASCAL FLATTS FEELS LIKE TODAY 18,176 -18 22,190 4,270,926
50 CHESNEY*KENNY ROAD & THE RADIO 17,914 -22 22,832 2,327,749
51 PEARL JAM PEARL JAM 17,434 -32 25,800 558,741
52 COUNTING CROWS NEW AMSTERDAM-LIVE AT HEINEKEN

[bobgnote]

50 and 51, what is there? The usual suspects, accomplices and ripoffs, inc., looking at how to fade or get with the right program, they aren't with right now.

52, CAL personna and Berkeley native, media mogul guy Adam, sitting right behind the brown numbers. Number 1's in trouble, yo. Any more Adam and it might be a takeover. If not, down goes UC house, without any conference. CIL the landlords, whores, and dealers, anyways. Ya'all in a hurry? Heard Live With Me? Some did.

BROWN Sound is worth cooking, for a list that has all the playhouse gang with no one PeeWee taking control.

[bobgnote]

Just like me, to say to YOU . . . crackheads . . .

36 Nick, yo! That takes more than dancing to sell all that to Asians.

Tell you all a cool thing, see the commercial with Rick Derringer cutting it for the guy who looks like me and the 4th richest kid (kinda smart but actually stupid, dark, male JEW) I met at CAL got in a Pride Week bitch-fight in a pit, but goddam John got merely shagged for shutting the BITCH-fuck UP, and had a kid with lotsa money and my hairline, his features? Sure would be SMART, if I had an online riff to get sick.

Look. I DO NOT go after guys named goddamn JOHN. But THAT motherfucker really asked for it hard, in his way, variously. The high music biz KNOWS that kinda funny, corporate, joke arena, since John the shithead is from SF and acts up, but he married a redhead, and acted up at me, but I was distracted by guess the fuck what ripoffs.

THAT sells goof to Asians. What you want, beee-yatches all cooking?

The same guys who dupe rock can get in to high goof TV. After RRHC, Derringer (Zehringer dinked) did all-Bob dupe, known in NYC. So the lame rock supply can be supplanted, at ANY time, when ANY of the MANY smart Asians get over here. But at CAL, I spent too much time with you guessed it, the WRONG Asians, and some with the correct models, so I know WTF about how the model with the HAIR is suggesting her samurai daddy is off somewhere, so YOU shave her, STUPID, and check out her interesting homework.

THAT is your goddamn school, thanks to Johnny bitchin' RICH-PUNKs. Find your chicken-for-checkout, how you do that! Electric Ladyland! That is YOUR NEW SCHOOL, FOREVER AND EVER. So fuck Johnny Richbitch, who needed to scam CAL, where Ricky Rich sucked blood and flipped it, inc., and now he cops multi-K in a peculliar comercial.

What ELSE? The guitar parts you p.r.s have all been looking for, duh! LOO-cee! They got HO-ome!

[bobgnote]

So what's J-Lo, but all it takes to KICK THE SHIT OUT OF A BLOOD-SUCKING PUNK ROCKER.

[bobgnote]

So what is, I CAN SEE FOR MILES, but what happens when Solie gets ASSigned some kinda spin trash and has to get out the bullpup but doesn't do it right THEN, so it's gonna get time for Solie's anti-junk-media flying squad, or the goddarn explosions just might poke and joke in ways that do remind me of Bertoldt Brecht.

The FOX and CNN newsies who are familiarizing themselves with this game of BOOM-baiting should have noted the media-needs, related.

Like how we NEED to have theinflation from the seditious, long-term power deals of 2000-1 analyzed and publicized, WITHOUT DELAY.

Without ANY delay! To make up for the ongoing FIVE YEAR delay, in reporting the LIKELY INFLATION, now that CERTAIN INFLATION, has arrived. The INDUCTED SPIRAL COST INFLATION is fatal, eventually, so some newsie better do more of a feature than CNN/SNL, last weekend in May, when Asian newsie gassed up on a silent Jimmy Kimmel mouthing, 'illegal power deals,' so it got on CNN.

Hey, Elvis is leaving the building, re Japan. Funding go tinky-bye-bye.

[MetalSkool]

ya'll do know that this is a totally faked Billboard chart..the blugrass album never made it to the top 200...if ya check the original post in this series you'll note that # 38 is a whole different animal..


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA....
AM I THE ONLY ONE THINKING THIS WAS FUNNY?

[DlocRoth]

I guess it's funny that bobg believed it.

The rest of us can read, and see that it's bullshit.

[thome]

I hate it when Charlie gets computer time at the asylum.

Yeah, we all got it, on the first post, it's called Sarcastic Humor...

[MetalSkool]

fukkin' Roy Munson went blind for life over this

[thome]

Here's a lil diddie i found...

"Roth gets bluegrass, and fits his arena-sized yee-haw/hee-haw between a Kentucky violin and a banjo as effortlessly as he does with Marshall stacks and feuding band members."

[EbDawson]

Originally posted by MetalSkool
ya'll do know that this is a totally faked Billboard chart.

Aha! I knew Barry Manilow should be rated higher! #169 my ass!

[katie]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
38 VARIOUS ARTISTS STRUMMING WITH THE DEVIL 13,777 5 13,178

This will last for um,... 5 minutes? People today would rather buy a rap album than one from some "old dude from that one band in the 80's performing bluegrass".

sounds about right.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Considering its a bluegrass album and that its just a tribute album...thats pretty damn good.