Video of EVH's musical trainwreck

[frets5150]

OMG That was Fuckin Horrid

[bueno bob]

The diarhea attacks I've been having over the last three days sound better.

[Fat Wolfie]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
Isn't that Wolfie?

It's not me. And you guys don't understand art. It did sound like shit, but it's Eddie Van Halen's shit, so it's cool.

[Douglas T.]

^NO IT's NOT COOL!

[frets5150]

Yeah it sounded ok if I did not know who was playing it but it's EVH and I find it unacceptable.

[frets5150]

Originally posted by bueno bob
The diarhea attacks I've been having over the last three days sound better.

Did you record it?

[bluemustard]

I think Ed is tired of shredding and he wants to play more like John Scofield..lol
:D

I believe Ed will kick ass soon.
That was a crummy clip.
It sounded like an old recording of a highschool band.
The band sucked.No reverb 'n bass on the base drum or something.
I dunno.
Sounded like a drunk jamsession which is cool sometimes but not always for the audience.
I dunno.
Glad he is playing.

[bluemustard]

and the keyboard is wayyyyy off...he's the one or the second guitarist perhaps but someone is fuckin up and Ed is tryin to get it straight at the end of the clip.
Sounds like he's goin in a marocan desert jam..which is fucking cool.
Fuck..I wanna see him play for 2 hours.
I think the last 1.9 seconds is awsome..
:D

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by MAX
Time for Dave and Edward to go back to their roots...

Yup, COVER SONGS!!!

Now shut up and listen...

You bring in Teddy Templeman cos he always said "Hey, it's already been a hit! So, you're halfway there!"

Well, Dave did a stellar job on "Soul Kitchen" IMO.

Ok, so we do a live gig, we bring out Ed and let him wail aimlessly away at whatever the fuck he's doing and we fucking RECORD IT!!!

DVD, CD, VCD, HDTV, HIV, WHATEVER and that's besides the fucking point.

Then as he's just wailing away we turn to stage right...

Have this dark, cryptic, candlelight setting...

Don't abandon me now motherfuckers!!!

Then have Dave (in FULL circus ringmaster, tophat, attire) start in with...

Yeah, c'mon
When the music's over
When the music's over, yeah
When the music's over
Turn out the lights
Turn out the lights
Turn out the lights, yeah
When the music's over
When the music's over
When the music's over
Turn out the lights
Turn out the lights
Turn out the lights
For the music is your special friend
Dance on fire as it intends
Music is your only friend
Until the end
Until the end
Until the end
Cancel my subscription to the Resurrection
Send my credentials to the House of Detention
I got some friends inside
The face in the mirror won't stop
The girl in the window won't drop
A feast of friends
"Alive!" she cried
Waitin' for me
Outside!
Before I sink
Into the big sleep
I want to hear
I want to hear
The scream of the butterfly
Come back, baby
Back into my arm
We're gettin' tired of hangin' around
Waitin' around with our heads to the ground
I hear a very gentle sound
Very near yet very far
Very soft, yeah, very clear
Come today, come today
What have they done to the earth?
What have they done to our fair sister?
Ravaged and plundered and ripped her and bit her
Stuck her with knives in the side of the dawn
And tied her with fences and dragged her down
I hear a very gentle sound
With your ear down to the ground
We want the world and we want it...
We want the world and we want it...
Now
Now?
Now!
Persian night, babe
See the light, babe
Save us!
Jesus!
Save us!
So when the music's over
When the music's over, yeah
When the music's over
Turn out the lights
Turn out the lights
Turn out the lights
Well the music is your special friend
Dance on fire as it intends
Music is your only friend
Until the end
Until the end
Until the end!

Seriously, I'm fucking onto something here and what makes it even more frightening is the fact that I'm NOT even loaded!!! :D

Then we can enjoy BOTH an epic rock show AND a funeral!!!

MOTHER FUCKIN' 5 STAR MESSAGE IF THERE EVER WAS ONE!

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker

Ever have the feeling you fucked someone over so bad it made you giggle inside?

Those 2 fucks have!

[Nickdfresh]

Holy shit!

[POJO_Risin]

Okay...so I called Eddie. I lost his home # (well, I didn't lose it...but he never gave it to me. Val did when I was fucking her), so I called his cell.

Ed gets on the phone. I say, "Hey Ed, that shit you did in Petalville sounded like a wicked fart, you know...the kind of fart that you let rip after you jam your ass against the wall. You know...the kind of fart that you are damn near sure will leave a chip-a-shit in your pants. You know, the kind of fart that you always drop in a restaurant bathroom that you think just might start a mass exodus to the door because of earthquake readings. What the fuck gives?"

I then heard some giggling at the other end.

So I talked louder.

"ED, DO YOU HEAR ME? IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMEONE REPLACED YOUR GUITAR WITH A GUITAR SHAPED WHOOPEE CUSHION! IT sounded like that sound a prostitute makes when you accidentally stick it in her ass!"

I then heard some recognition...

Ed: "You didn't think it sounded good? That was me at my best, man. What the fuck are you talking about POJO? hehehe. I mean, I brought it. I BROUGHT IT. BUT I FORGOT TO PAINT MY NIPPLES!"

"Ed, Eddie, what the fuck were you doing! It sounded like the noises a bum makes after you rip off his arm and beat him with it. It sounds like the noises Gary Cherone makes on his visits to Nuno's crib. By the way, what were you thinking there dude."

Ed: "Shhhhhhhhh. That tune you think sounds bad, is for Gary. In a week, we are going to tour the East Bank of India for a 1,226 minute tour. Wait until you hear the Tuba!"

[bluemustard]

You can watch Edward Van Halen US Fest Solo Part 2
in youtube and part one and take out bits of 20 seconds and say he's a crackhead.
Im not gonna judge Ed on a short crummy clip.
I think he wanna play Scofield instead of Eddie the bitch who played what everybody expects.
Jay Leno is not worthy to smell his shit.
Maybe Ed doesn't even want people to presume that it's normal to go up to a genious and smell and sell his shit.
I don't think so.
My cat agrees with me.
:D

[bluemustard]

BurRRpppppp

[bluemustard]

But he should hook up with Dave.
That would be cool.