My Wife Hates Dave.

[bantonelli]

You need to let her know "IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT HER".

Hope she's making you happy in other ways (wink)

[Tiki-Tom]

My wife hates Spammy, She's cool like that.
you need to find another one.

[binnie]

If your wife hates Dave, there is probably not a lot you can do about it in reality - you can't make someone like something.

Arguing about music is part of the fun of relationships, in my experience.....

[Casemeister]

You could go the EVH route and warn her:

She'd better be wearing a cup.

[diamondsgirl]

She has a problem with everything you like??

Not trying to be a wise ass here, but it could be hormonal on her part.

Maybe too much estrogen in her pill or something. Don't take this the wrong way..I'm just trying to help.

It sucks that you feel like you need to get away from your wife. But, at least you have us. LOL.

Seriously...Good luck!

[katie]

Originally posted by SNIPER
I didnt know this when we got married because she used to be cool but now I cant play CVH when she is around. What should I do?

dry butt fuck her up the arse!
Pull her hair out as you do it & ram a 10" didlo in her fanny!

She will love you for it!

Some times you have got to take the lead Mr Sniper.

But if you want to get your own back, after doing the above, fuck her sister or best friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have not been charged for this service

[VanHalener]

ASO

Originally posted by Cato
it's a serious illness. you should try subliminal treatment to cure her.
play any VH/DLR song secretly in the low volume in another CD player
when she is listening to Hagar.
if she didn't notice it after you kept doing it 7 days, turn the volume up a little. you better repeat this at least 10 times.
and when she notices it, she will be humming VH/DLR songs.

Should the aforementioned fail, consider taking her skydiving.

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[Dan]

Originally posted by vanhalener
Should the aforementioned fail, consider taking her skydiving.

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LOL

[ThrillsNSpills]

Re: My Wife Hates Dave.

Originally posted by SNIPER
I didnt know this when we got married because she used to be cool but now I cant play CVH when she is around. What should I do?

A.Turn it up so loud that you don't hear the bitching.

(B was deleted..too offensive )

C. You are in a turning point in your relationship. That's right ....turn... and run.


Take it from me...my ex's left complaining that I didn't listen.
At least I think that's what they said (the game was on)

[ThrillsNSpills]

spend a week with Fab
Your wife will seem like a goddess

[AJW]

Originally posted by SNIPER
She even bought a Mad Anthony tank top and is going to see sammy in the vip cabo pit next week.. If you can only imagine the hell I am going through...

Poor guy. I don't know what to tell you?

[AJW]

Originally posted by rustoffa
I agree. It's time to man-up. First thing you need to do is find something fragile of hers that she really loves. Take whatever it is, and place it underneath a pile of cinder blocks, that are underneath a piece of 3/4 inch plywood....in the front yard.

Then, put on the most oversized pair of pants you own and lurk on the roof. (waiting for her arrival)

When she steps out of the car, SUV, Hummer, Fiesta...whatever it is....

Bust out an AIR ROTH from the roof, landing like a grand piano on that pile of cinder blocks underneath the piece of plywood...smashing her prized posession to pieces!

Then, slowly take your oversized pants off, walk over, and hand 'em to her. Say "these are too big for you, don't bother trying to wear 'em."

Cue someone in the house hitting the cue'd-up "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" at ridiculous volume level.

Problem solved!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Diamondjimi]

Re: My Wife Hates Dave.

Originally posted by SNIPER
I didnt know this when we got married because she used to be cool but now I cant play CVH when she is around. What should I do?

D-I-V-O-R-C-E !

Or grow a pair. Tell that bitch ,"THIS IS THE WAY IT GOES"

NO VAN HAGAR !

CVH WHENEVER THE FUCK I WANT ! NOW MAKE ME A GODDAMN SAMMICH!!!

[Nitro Express]

Sounds like your wife needs a good reaming and fucking. Lay wood to her and whoop and holler like Dave when doing so. Maybe that will convert her; especially, if she goes into multiple orgasms.

Why do we put up with women? Because we want to get laid.

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by katie
dry butt fuck her up the arse!
Pull her hair out as you do it & ram a 10" didlo in her fanny!

She will love you for it!

Some times you have got to take the lead Mr Sniper.

But if you want to get your own back, after doing the above, fuck her sister or best friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have not been charged for this service

Mmmmmmmm ,dirty talk.
Sounds like you speak from experience, Salmon Flaps.