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  • Big Troubles
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Feb 2004
    • 8517
    #16
    Dave's. I'd like to drink some liquor, and molest wanton whores.

    Yeah, but I do most of my wanton whore molesting when Im sober. (I like to remember the satisfaction in their eyes.)
    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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      • Big Troubles
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Feb 2004
        • 8517
        #17
        Originally posted by SensibleShoes
        Once again, a poll totally geared for men.

        No option for I'd like to drink liquor at Dave's and BE molested.

        Fuckers.
        Oh Im sure some of these guys would've liked that answer too. :p
        "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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          • Eyes of the Night
            Veteran
            • Jan 2004
            • 1993
            #18
            Al's ...

            Cause I'm looking for a drummer! ...
            Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags ...

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              • Matt White
                • Jun 2004
                • 20569
                #19
                "Dave's. I'd like to drink some liquor, and molest wanton whores.

                Could start the evening out by stopping by Bass Player's party...make some rude comments aboot his daughters...kick his dog...rip is hair plugs out and throw 'em in his pool...

                Then stop by SHEMP van halen's house...see that he lives in a one-room apartment...hear his last 3 "ex-wives" yelling on the answering machine aboot what a "loser" he is...decl8ine his generous offer of a couple of cold "Colt 45s"...scoff at his plea to "loan him 5 bucks 'till next week"....

                Roll into EVH's place...with aboot a half hour to kill before checking out DAVE's bash...try to figure out why the doorwall is open...and the frontdoor unlocked...no cars in the garage...Wolfie gone....realize the neighbor kids have raided the frig...no booze on the grounds...takes 20 minutes to find EVH...passed out in a clothing hamper in the basement....kick him in the ribs...just for good measure....


                THEN...ON TO DAVE'S!!!

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                  • binnie
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • May 2006
                    • 19145
                    #20
                    I read an interview with Dave in 2004 in Classic Rock, and afterwards he took the journalist to a titty bar!

                    Partying with Dave would be unbelievable!
                    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                      • Jérôme Frenchise
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 7218
                        #21
                        A Party with Dave... The must, but it's one I'm afraid I wouldn't remember of...

                        Those who can remember it sure weren't there! :D
                        posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                        posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                          • diamondsgirl
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 7563
                            #22
                            Dave's for the burnout.

                            Is he still smokin sinse? :D
                            “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                              • Vinnie Velvet
                                Full Member Status

                                • Feb 2004
                                • 4657
                                #23
                                Are you kidding me???

                                I'd go to Sammy's party!!!

                                He throws one helluva party!

                                Mas Tequila!!!

                                :D
                                =V V=
                                ole No.1 The finest
                                EAT US AND SMILE

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