eddie van halen vs jesus

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  • rothandroll1983
    Roth Army Recruit
    • Aug 2006
    • 4

    eddie van halen vs jesus

    In a 2006 interveiw with David Lee Roth the master himself said Van Halens reuinion is up to eddie van halen and jesus to figure, daves all for it but eddie has 25 years of bottled up unreleased anger at dave................fuckin personality clash of the mellenium.

    does classic van halens reuinion really depend on eddie?

    or has dave still got issues too.....either way all us van halen worshipers are suffering......well at least not as much since hagar and cherone left anyway
  • bluemustard
    Veteran
    • Mar 2006
    • 1762

    #2
    Does anybody have the phonenumber of Jesus?
    I wanna talk to him and maybe smoke one with him.

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    • binnie
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • May 2006
      • 19145

      #3
      It prob is down to Ed and Alex - seems like Dave is pretty up for it and is using the media to out the ball firmly in their court.
      The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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      • Jimmy Jingles
        Veteran
        • Mar 2004
        • 1611

        #4
        Ed has recently stated that he is open to working with Dave, so you never know...
        23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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        • binnie
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2006
          • 19145

          #5
          Maybe it all comes down to who makes the phone call: no one wants to becasue if they do it will be a sign that they thought they were in the wrong.

          You know when you have a fight with the Mrs and no-one wants to begin the make up becasue then it will be a sign of weakness.

          Case of ego block it seems.
          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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          • Jesus Christ
            Veteran
            • Jan 2004
            • 2433

            #6
            Edward knoweth how I feel about the resurrection of Van Halen.

            So sayeth the Son of Man.

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            • Jimmy Jingles
              Veteran
              • Mar 2004
              • 1611

              #7
              Originally posted by Jesus Christ
              Edward knoweth how I feel about the resurrection of Van Halen.

              So sayeth the Son of Man.


              Praise Jesus!


              (can you give me this Friday's Mega Millions winning numbers?)
              23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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              • ace diamond
                Full Member Status

                • Sep 2004
                • 3863

                #8
                Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
                Praise Jesus!


                (can you give me this Friday's Mega Millions winning numbers?)
                FUCK GOD,FUCK JESUS.........HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

                I'M GONNA WIN THAT FUCKING MONEY.........ONE OF THESE DAYS,DAMMIT!!!!!
                Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 59598

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ace diamond
                  FUCK GOD,FUCK JESUS.........HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

                  Why such hostility for our Lord and Savior?
                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32942

                    #10
                    Why worship Satan? He's never done anything for anyone other than to trick them and make them miserable.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • ace diamond
                      Full Member Status

                      • Sep 2004
                      • 3863

                      #11
                      BECAUSE I AM A SATANIST!!!!!!!


                      RELIGION AND POLITICS,
                      GOD AND COUNTRY.......
                      THE #1 AND #2 CAUSES OF PAIN, SUFFERING, MISERY,GREED,CORRUPTION,DISHONESTY,DISLOYALTY,
                      DISCRIMINATION,BETRAYAL,ADULTERY,HATRED,WARS,DESTR UCTION,
                      VIOLENCE,RACISM,MURDER,GENOCIDE,DECEPTION AND DEATH.

                      ALL THINGS THAT CHRISTIANITY IS VERY FUCKING GUILTY OF AND STILL REFUSES TO ACCEPT,ADMIT,AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR.

                      I HAVE A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH THE SEVERE HYPOCRACY OF BOTH POLITICS AND RELIGION.

                      BOTH PREACH LOVE AND PEACE WHILE PRACTISING HATRED,DESTRUCTION AND DEATH.

                      THIS IS A HISTORICAL FACT.

                      THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION OF GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE AFORE MENTIONED HYPOCRACIES.

                      GO READ THE HISTORY BOOKS OVER THE LAST 10,000 YEARS AND YOU WILL FIND THIS TO BE TRUE......OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TOO STUBBORN AND TO LEARN FROM THE MISTAKES OF THE PAST.
                      IF WE TRULY LEARNED FROM THE PAST MISTAKES OF OTHERS,
                      HISTORY WOULD NOT REPEAT ITSELF.
                      HISTORY IS VERY DEPENDANT UPON PEOPLE TO BOTH WRITE IT DOWN AND RECORD IT,BUT ALSO IN MAKING THINGS HAPPEN.

                      WE'RE ONLY KILLING OURSELVES TO LIVE.

                      I DEFY ANYONE TO PROVE ME WRONG.
                      Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                      When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                      "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                      • Jimmy Jingles
                        Veteran
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 1611

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ace diamond
                        BECAUSE I AM A SATANIST!!!!!!!


                        RELIGION AND POLITICS,
                        GOD AND COUNTRY.......
                        THE #1 AND #2 CAUSES OF PAIN, SUFFERING, MISERY,GREED,CORRUPTION,DISHONESTY,DISLOYALTY,
                        DISCRIMINATION,BETRAYAL,ADULTERY,HATRED,WARS,DESTR UCTION,
                        VIOLENCE,RACISM,MURDER,GENOCIDE,DECEPTION AND DEATH.

                        ALL THINGS THAT CHRISTIANITY IS VERY FUCKING GUILTY OF AND STILL REFUSES TO ACCEPT,ADMIT,AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR.

                        I HAVE A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH THE SEVERE HYPOCRACY OF BOTH POLITICS AND RELIGION.

                        BOTH PREACH LOVE AND PEACE WHILE PRACTISING HATRED,DESTRUCTION AND DEATH.

                        THIS IS A HISTORICAL FACT.

                        THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION OF GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE AFORE MENTIONED HYPOCRACIES.

                        GO READ THE HISTORY BOOKS OVER THE LAST 10,000 YEARS AND YOU WILL FIND THIS TO BE TRUE......OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TOO STUBBORN AND TO LEARN FROM THE MISTAKES OF THE PAST.
                        IF WE TRULY LEARNED FROM THE PAST MISTAKES OF OTHERS,
                        HISTORY WOULD NOT REPEAT ITSELF.
                        HISTORY IS VERY DEPENDANT UPON PEOPLE TO BOTH WRITE IT DOWN AND RECORD IT,BUT ALSO IN MAKING THINGS HAPPEN.

                        WE'RE ONLY KILLING OURSELVES TO LIVE.

                        I DEFY ANYONE TO PROVE ME WRONG.


                        Tell us how you really feel.


                        Oh...it's called a "Caps LocK" key...learn how to use it properly.
                        Last edited by Jimmy Jingles; 09-13-2006, 02:06 PM.
                        23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                        • Jimmy Jingles
                          Veteran
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 1611

                          #13
                          23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                          • Coyote
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8185

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Nitro Express
                            Why worship Satan? He's never done anything for anyone other than to trick them and make them miserable.
                            And Christianity's different?

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                            Last edited by Coyote; 09-13-2006, 04:34 PM.
                            Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                            Originally posted by Seshmeister
                            It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                            • ace diamond
                              Full Member Status

                              • Sep 2004
                              • 3863

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
                              Tell us how you really feel.


                              Oh...it's called a "Caps LocK" key...learn how to use it properly.
                              I know good and well what the key is for numbnuts.
                              I put the lock on because I intended it to be a point I was making loud and clear.

                              As to how I really feel,
                              I have already stated that in a previous post.
                              Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                              When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                              "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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