Eddie Van Halen Up CLOSE!! Ugh!!

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  • firestarter
    Head Fluffer
    • Jan 2004
    • 436

    Eddie Van Halen Up CLOSE!! Ugh!!

  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    #2
    Actually, those teeth look better than the last pic I saw...

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    • franksters
      Veteran
      • Mar 2004
      • 2389

      #3
      I think Ed is as high as a kite, and he just doesn't give a shit.
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      • The_KiD
        Commando
        • Jun 2005
        • 1041

        #4
        He could get his Teeth Whitened for $400.00 at any Dentist.. He obviously does not give a Rat's Ass..

        It's certainly not like he doesn't have the cash.

        KiD

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        • Matt White
          • Jun 2004
          • 20569

          #5
          The metal pick discolored his teeth...........................

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          • Matt White
            • Jun 2004
            • 20569

            #6
            BUt...he seemed so "sexy" on the 2004 FLEECE THE SHEEP tour...........

            UH uuhUH hUHuhUHhu UHuh UH uh HU huHUuhuhuhuhhu

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            • sadaist
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jul 2004
              • 11625

              #7
              Inspired by Eddie? Maybe they'll come out with special "EVH" models that he can mold iin the privacy of his dining room.


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              • Diamondjimi
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • May 2004
                • 12086

                #8
                Originally posted by Matt White
                The metal pick discolored his teeth...........................
                Yeah ,no shit.....

                In 28 years of interviews. I've never once , heard him mention that he uses a metal pick.

                He should've said he got cancer from his metal freebase pipe.
                Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32942

                  #9
                  He just looks like an old dude who has smoked three packs of cigarettes his whole life.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • fenway5150
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 277

                    #10
                    For Christ's sake fix your teeth dude! How can anyone with the money he has walk around like that. What the fuck man?!
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                    • diamondsgirl
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 7563

                      #11
                      not at all attractive, IMO
                      “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                      • Matt White
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 20569

                        #12
                        He got those teeth from suckin' on a crack pipe...................


                        SAD doesn't do it justice...............

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                        • diamondsgirl
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 7563

                          #13
                          he looks like he smells bad
                          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                          • Bob_R
                            Full Member Status

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 3834

                            #14
                            What an ugly motherfucker.

                            I thought he only had one tooth. I'm quite surprised he has that many.
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                            • bantonelli
                              Crazy Ass Mofo
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 2629

                              #15
                              Interesting that his molar looks white. Ed is a definite candidate challenge for BRITE SMILE.
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