Eddie Van Halen Up CLOSE!! Ugh!!

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  • bantonelli
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Nov 2004
    • 2629

    #31
    She's PR for the Porno Industry (which doesn't say much) and for her, she's thinking she's the next Valerie Bertinelli opposite Eddie "Effen" Van Halen...Rock God.
    "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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    • frets5150
      Commando
      • Feb 2004
      • 1461

      #32
      Yeah thats his new girlfreind of 3 months And I think shes pretty hot

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      • bantonelli
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Nov 2004
        • 2629

        #33
        She'll put up with Ed's canary-yellow teeth, bad cigarette/smoking loon breath and air-conditioned duct-taped shoes...since he's got the Money...Honey - she's got the time!

        Same as Anna Nicole Smith with the old man 50 yrs. older than her with 2 feet in the grave...she did him for the Money...she had the time!
        "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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        • GAR
          Banned
          • Jan 2004
          • 10881

          #34
          Originally posted by Matt White
          He got those teeth from suckin' on a crack pipe...................
          Meth does that when you smoke it, not crack!

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          • GAR
            Banned
            • Jan 2004
            • 10881

            #35
            Originally posted by frets5150
            So tell me how does he get a girl like this?




            Was it he-himself, or as him, the guy with an empty house no wife no kid around and alot of royalty checks to blow on entertainments?

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            • Revan
              Head Fluffer
              • Sep 2006
              • 222

              #36
              Re: Eddie Van Halen Up CLOSE!! Ugh!!

              Originally posted by firestarter
              They could be worse, at least they're not broken or missing. He just needs a little cleaning, which is pretty simple business.
              http://photos.meetup.com/photos/memb...er_220996.jpeg

              Originally posted by Steve Savicki
              Gentlemen,

              If a thread called "the sheep pen" has the longest post count to date, I say that's work of a true genius!
              Originally posted by thome
              I used to run headlong into a oak tree down at the local park .Really slam my skull into it, you know with FEELING.The local kids used to stand around and watch and smoke doobies good time was had by all. Anyway the city cut the tree down so my bitch is.....What was the question?

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32942

                #37
                Ed proves if you have millions of $$$$$$ you still can get nice pussy with green teeth.

                Gee, Ed should get Hagar back and write a song called Green Teeth and Sam.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • Diamondjimi
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2004
                  • 12086

                  #38
                  Originally posted by frets5150
                  So tell me how does he get a girl like this?





                  SEE SIG..........
                  Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                  • Diamondjimi
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • May 2004
                    • 12086

                    #39
                    Looks like meth-mouth to me.....


                    Hey Ed , got breath mint ?
                    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                    • house0paincakes
                      Roadie
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 123

                      #40
                      Originally posted by frets5150
                      So tell me how does he get a girl like this?

                      Because he's still Edward "VAN HALEN."


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                      • frets5150
                        Commando
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 1461

                        #41
                        Originally posted by diamondjimi
                        Looks like meth-mouth to me.....


                        Hey Ed , got breath mint ?

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                        • frets5150
                          Commando
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 1461

                          #42
                          Originally posted by house0paincakes

                          I agree That he's still EVH actually if he closes his mouth he looks pretty good.I was Refering to his choice in footware

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                          • kentuckyklira
                            Veteran
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 1776

                            #43
                            Originally posted by frets5150
                            So tell me how does he get a girl like this?




                            Commonly known as CASH!

                            BTW, do they really want you to believe meth is as addictive as crack in the USA?
                            http://images.zeit.de/gesellschaft/z...ie-540x304.jpg

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                            • Don Corleone
                              Veteran
                              • May 2004
                              • 2084

                              #44
                              Originally posted by frets5150
                              So tell me how does he get a girl like this?




                              You mean you can't figure what she saw in the millionaire rock star?
                              Roth Army Militia

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                              • Fat Wolfie
                                Roadie
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 139

                                #45
                                Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                                he looks like he smells bad
                                He does, I can tell.
                                http://images.usatoday.com/life/_pho...07/11/imus.jpg

                                Buy your "Nappy-Headed Ho's" a Colt 45 and a Gorilla to mate with

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