Ed is Engaged to former Porn Publicist

[Dave84]

Time for Dave to fuck her and her mother

[diamondsgirl]

I wonder if Janie knows Avy Lee Roth. :D

now that could be an interesting porn plot

[LoungeMachine]

spED is dating Meredith Brooks?

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
After the 2nd black eye, she will sue for divorce, and try to take him to the cleaners.

All bullshit aside, it could turn into the biggest scandal since Fatty Arbuckle.

Porn whore in divorce court:

"It was just...a nightmare.(sobbing) I...I...(incoherent sobbing) just asked him what the bwah...bwha..bwhasoundb was one night. He startedb (more sobbing) laughing likeuh...pfft..he was INSANE!! ok..ok...all I rebmember is going down into this room fullofb...guitars. Next thing I know....bwa...BWAAA...he's trying to run me over with a golfffffff cart!!!! (crying uncontrollably)...

Judge:

"Miss...are you ok?"

Porn whore in divorce court:

"Not really....please tell me he's not here."

Judge:

"Please elaborate further."

Porn whore in divorce court:

"ELABORATE FURTHER??!!"

Judge:

"In your statement submitted by your attorneys, there were instances of tape echo devices being forced into your anal cavity. Did this happen before, or after the golf cart incident?"

Porn whore in divorce court:

"I DON'T REBMEMBER!!! (falling out of witness stand)

Judge:

"Court will re-convene tomorrow, pending physical state of plaintiff."

[Bo Nozos]

It's truly amazing.

Can anyone argue with the proposition that this is the most fucked up, dysfunctional band in American history? If Eddie V. was an artist, he would been Van Gogh, completely self-destructive and cutting off his ear because of some whore. Dave would have been Andy Warhol; brilliant, three steps ahead of everyone else, and impossible to understand.

I give Ed's marriage less than 5 years.

And I cant help but make one more point. I am nothing special; a decent-looking guy with interesting hobbies and a good career -- and I have fucked WAY better looking women than Ed's fiancee. I'm sure a lot of other dudes here have too. That chick looks like a skank, and she probably is. This is just more proof that Ed is a total retard.

If a reunion with Dave happens, I will seriously contemplate buying tickets to the first show, which I'm sure will be in the middle of Bumfuck. 'Cause I can't imagine them making it to the end of the tour with a psycho like Ed involved.

It's all so pathetic.

[Bo Nozos]

Two other thoughts:

1. This bitch is not even C-List. She is D-List, at best.

2. This is going to fuck with Fat Wolfie's head. On the one hand, he's going to hate this gold-digging whore who's replacing his mom. On the other hand, he'll probably beat off to thoughts of her. Bad, bad stuff to unload on your teenage son, Deadward.

[Diamondjimi]

Well ,if she can in any way put the original Vh back together or have apositive CVH influence on him ,that's cool. If not ,who gives a shit.
he loves the broad.It's his choice . But if she turns out to be a Heather Mills-McCartney it'll be Karma's way of kickin his ass.

[DLRdelight!]

i think its funny how the pictures say december 2007

[ELVIS]

I think that chick is ugly...

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by NightProwler
ed and sammy could always do their version of "dueling banjos"

Damn. Vallerie took him in the divorce. Ed is fucking living in a trailer park in Lovelock, Nevada.

[Vinnie Velvet]

I find it funny how some of you are ragging on Ed for doing something in Porn (he only played music), having a relationship with a publicist (she is not a porn actress -- simply a PR person) when WE ALL WATCH PORN and like it!

Wasn't the original Van Halen all about banging chicks, partying, drinking, etc.??

Remember the song "Dirty Movies"?????

Heck, even Dave said in his book that he participated in some adult video.

OH NO!!! NOT DAVE!!!

I think some of you have been listening to Van Hagar a little too much.

[Pasadena Bunnie]

I don't rag on Ed for doing the tracks for the Porn movie. I actually like the song "Rise" and the video. Everyone has watched porn and probably has no problem with it as "entertainment". BUT, I think being involved in the Porn Industry carries a stigma of the sleeze kind and the drug world along with it.

Porn today is big business as we are all aware, but nevertheless, the stigma, the people involved are definitely of a world in it's own and not normally associated with mainstream entertainment in the "Beverly Hills" or "Warner Bros." style and few adult stars can make the switch to mainstream.

Maybe Ed's girlfriend is just a PR person for Adult Entertainment...who knows? Like I mentioned before, I think time will tell if she'll be an asset to Ed and "Van Halen" for that matter and I won't be so quick to judge. I have no doubts that she is a very aggressive person and will get her way. I just hope her way is our way with the VH lineup, a good incentive to have Dave back and she can mellow Ed enough to get along with DLR for a complete tour and not just a rare concert appearance.

Let's watch, wait and give her a chance like VV is talking about.

[Matt White]

Suddenly...VAL looks a WHOLE lot better.................

I actually can't believe she put up with his shit for all of those years.......................

[Bo Nozos]

I've got no problem with the porn industry as a general matter. I just think she looks like a SKANK. I'd say the same thing if I saw her in a bar with no idea of who she is. I think a rock icon can do a bit better. My other point was that it's a fucked up situation for his teenage son, in my opinion -- he's probably hating on her, and thinking what it must be like to bang her, at the same time. I see lots of therapy down the road for this kid.

[Plexi Head]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
I find it funny how some of you are ragging on Ed for doing something in Porn (he only played music), having a relationship with a publicist (she is not a porn actress -- simply a PR person) when WE ALL WATCH PORN and like it!

Wasn't the original Van Halen all about banging chicks, partying, drinking, etc.??

Remember the song "Dirty Movies"?????

Heck, even Dave said in his book that he participated in some adult video.

OH NO!!! NOT DAVE!!!

I think some of you have been listening to Van Hagar a little too much.

Once again Vinnie nails it.