Sting: "I'll join Van Halen."

[RuzDNailz]

Yeah, that is true. As talented and experienced Sting may be on Bass,
just remember one thing...E,E,E,E,E,E,E,E,E......

There would be a conflict of beverages, too. For Sting, make it a tea
and as for spED, make it the whole bottle of Smoking Loon!

[FORD]

Posted by "Greenpaw" over at VH Links.......

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by FORD
Posted by "Greenpaw" over at VH Links.......

Fuck it...why not?

Can't get any worse!

[binnie]

Sting, possibly the dullest man on the planet....

[katie]

Originally posted by LoveWalksIn
Sammy is the ONLY singer for van Halen, guys and you know this!!

the Red Rockin is nOT STOPPIN.

Really?

He got sacked in 1995
And was given the boot again after the 2004 shambles tour.


BTW How the fuck can Hagar sing a VH song at the Hall Of Fame this year when he is NO longer a member of VH?

Nobody wants you Sam..................

[Sugar-Dave]

now this would be interesting haha

[Anonymous]

Sting? On Van Halen?

If that was ever to happen, I'd demand IMMEDIATE deletion of my account and all my posts!

Ronald McDonald is bad, sure... Gary Cherone is awkwardly embarrassing... but I absolutely REFUSE to have ANYTHING to with Sting, even as remote as posting on a message board he may be indirectly involved in.

And if Bono decides to be funny and makes that statement as well, I'll personally hunt him down and shoot his balls off - if he has any - before gouging his eyes out with a dull rusty spoon. Then I'll suicide bomb something. I swear it.

No, I'm not trying to be funny.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by jgdrag
The Police may just be as dysfunctional as Van Halen

Not really. They still talk and are friends, their difficulties come when they're in a band and writing...

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
lol another battle of the blond-haired egos...

but think of the setlist changes...


1. Roxannama
2. Can't Stand Losing This Stuff No More
3. Every Little Thing She Does Is Me Wise Magic
4. Take Your Whiskey in a Bottle
5. Runnin' on the Moon
6. Don't Stand Up So Close to Me
7. Panamacity
8. Every Jump You Take
9. King of The House of Pain
10. Unchained Around Your Finger

funniest shit since a long time :D

[Golden AWe]

Well, erase the last 20 years of Sting music and we have a talented musician...

Actually it might sound interesting to hear him sing some VH tunes...the darker ones...Mean street...Girl Gone bad...etc...he does have a good voice but he's using it on lame pop crap...

Romeo Delight: Imagine it with his lyrics and singing...slower, groovier...

"Taking GREEN TEA to the party tonight and I'm looking for somebody to DO YOGA WITH..."

:D

LET'S SKIP THE FIELDS OF GOLD AND STICK WITH THE CASTLES OF DIAMOND!!!

[binnie]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker


And if Bono decides to be funny and makes that statement as well, I'll personally hunt him down and shoot his balls off - if he has any - before gouging his eyes out with a dull rusty spoon. Then I'll suicide bomb something. I swear it.

No, I'm not trying to be funny.

Cheers! :bottle:

You crack me up!!

Bono and Sting duetting on "Love Walks In" might actaully make it sound worse than the original....

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by binnie
You crack me up!!

Bono and Sting duetting on "Love Walks In" might actaully make it sound worse than the original....

Can't polish a turd...

[jimothy60]

Please Get A Life

Van Halen is long dead! Let it RIP! Move on!

[Brettt]

Originally posted by LoveWalksIn
Sammy is the ONLY singer for van Halen, guys and you know this!!

the Red Rockin is nOT STOPPIN.

You don't say!?!



Al looks like he's trying to nurse Michael. Is baby hungry?

[binnie]

Originally posted by jimothy60
Van Halen is long dead! Let it RIP! Move on!

Ok then. I think we have all seen the error of our ways...