Maybe i can redeem myself as a DLR/Van Halen fan.

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by ZaneHalen
As far as being a newbie, I started posting here in March of 2004. Check my profile.

Before I get accused of being the one who called you a "newbie", just for the record, that was actually.....

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
I love it when newbies get their "warm welcome" to the army... :D

Since we're "proving ourselves with facts and statements."

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra

Vagina wipes are great for when people are upsetting you. Grab a Qtip, get the sand out of that puppy and don't worry about it...

Welcome aboard. NOW TURN THAT SHIT UP!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by ZaneHalen
Man Fuck This. I was just trying to prove myself with facts and statements. I didn't mean for everyone to get all bent out of shape. Don't worry. I'll probably won't post far awhile.

Goddamn dude take some valium or xanax.

kentucky fried chicken or what? this is what we call "humor" here... :D

[bueno bob]

At least he's not starting "Wolfgang Van Halen Theory" threads...

Give him that much credit...

[VanHalener]

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[Vinnie Velvet]

Shit, this thread is hilarious. :D

Sorry Zane.

Anyhow, welcome aboard!

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by ZaneHalen
Don't worry. I'll probably won't post far awhile.

Glad you told us not to worry. We would certainly have been gravely concerned had you disappeared.

Maybe next time you'll think before you start a thread designed to torpedo a specific member....even though it's dressed up as something else.

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by VHrocks
Welcome to the club. That dude swings at anything that moves. He is mad at the world, and bashes people for no reason. I think maybe he got his ass kicked by bullies in grade school one too many times. Don't let his petty immature bullshit run you away from here. Just give it right back to him.

Let's take a look at how kind and welcoming our good friend VHrocks is to new members...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=43997

Hypocritical much, assface?

[fryingdutchman]

Now granted, ClitEastwood was being a dick....but to listen to you we should be "nurturing" these people and "loving all" right?

You snot-nosed little fuck.

[ZaneHalen]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
Now granted, ClitEastwood was being a dick....but to listen to you we should be "nurturing" these people and "loving all" right?

You snot-nosed little fuck.

YOU SUCK!!!!!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by ZaneHalen
YOU SUCK!!!!!!!

Comeback of the year right there...

:D

[katie]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
How's the smelly, milky discharge? Did that clear up yet?

Fryingductchman = A small boy trapped in a mans body?

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
And...I'm not a "kid." Note that, unlike yourself, I have my age posted on my profile.

Really? your posts suggest otherwise (LOL)

Nevermind kid

Katie still loves ya!
x

[katie]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
Hey DLN:

Sorry for going nuts on these fuckers...but they bring it on themselves.

The whole thing involving ZaneHalen was over and done with days ago.

Why he decided to dredge it up again, and call me out specifically, is is a mystery.

I said two things to him:

1. "Where the fuck have you been? It is official" and

2. "Oh...Sorry. I didn't see you were from Kentucky."

#1 is pretty fucking harmless...and I think that anyone who isn't a hypersensitive little priss would see that #2 was obviously meant to be humorous.

The only one who said anything about him "not being qualified to post" here was LoungeMachine.

But...like I said, the jackass doesn't have the stones to call out a Mod...at least not by name.

Jesus Christ....where is DLR7884 when you really need him?

YAWN Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[LoungeMachine]

Redemption Denied

Whining in a thread about whining in another thread....

This guy is a walking REO Speedwagon lyric.



Anyone who needs to cite their catalog to somehow "redeem" themselves has issues that no thread is going to relieve.


This is right up there with the infamous "I'm a bigger Roth enthusiast than you" line from a few years back.

Somebody get this guy a juice box.

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by katie
Fryingductchman = A small boy trapped in a mans body?



Really? your posts suggest otherwise (LOL)

Nevermind kid

Katie still loves ya!
x

Please engage in some heavy anal masturbation with an ice pick dildo....you poorly-raised pirate hooker.