Maybe i can redeem myself as a DLR/Van Halen fan.

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by katie
BUMP

You're A Gunt.

[fryingdutchman]

I'll second "The Gunt!"

Well done.

[Rikk]

Holy fuck. This thread is amazing.

I don't have much to say...except...except...

Ahem.

[katie]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
I'll second "The Gunt!"

Well done.

Hello Fryingidiot & Unchainmedork!

Oh no! will i ever recover from these horrible insults? LOL

Jesus, you kids must be able to do better than this.

Shit i forgot im dealing with kids.

Ah well

Katie still loves ya!
x
Have a look at my profile pic and have a wank on me
You know you want to Ha Ha Ha!

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by katie
Hello Fryingidiot & Unchainmedork!

Have a look at my profile pic and have a wank on me

Wow...that whole "changing peoples names" thing is an amazingly brilliant hook!!! NOBODY else in the history of the Roth Army (or any other internet forum for that matter) has ever been so clever as to think of that!

You, my worthless brain-addled friend, are an INNOVATOR!



As for your profile pic....I guess Halfin did your portfolio?

I'll check that out when I'm looking at all those new pics that ol' Ross took of the reformed Van Halen.

[katie]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
Wow...that whole "changing peoples names" thing is an amazingly brilliant hook!!! NOBODY else in the history of the Roth Army (or any other internet forum for that matter) has ever been so clever as to think of that!

You, my worthless brain-addled friend, are an INNOVATOR!



As for your profile pic....I guess Halfin did your portfolio?

I'll check that out when I'm looking at all those new pics that ol' Ross took of the reformed Van Halen.

Flyingidiot have you cum yet:D

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by katie
Flyingidiot have you cum yet:D

GUNT

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by katie
Flyingidiot have you cum yet:D

Speaking of cum...

How many times a day do you think your parents wish that you would have been shot onto the headboard instead of inside your mothers genital-wart laden gash?

I'd be willing to bet it's at least twice an hour.

(That's 48 times a day Katie, since I'm sure that rudimentary math skills elude you...)

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by katie
Katie still loves ya!
x
Have a look at my profile pic and have a wank on me
You know you want to Ha Ha Ha!

This right here is when you KNOW, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that VH is current event worthy!

[katie]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
Speaking of cum...

How many times a day do you think your parents wish that you would have been shot onto the headboard instead of inside your mothers genital-wart laden gash?

I'd be willing to bet it's at least twice an hour.

(That's 48 times a day Katie, since I'm sure that rudimentary math skills elude you...)

So....you haven't cum yet!

Nevermind sweetie i still love ya!
x

[bueno bob]

Which brings up the inevitable question - how many people have ACTUALLY wanked to Katie's picture?

I know binnie has, but I'm willing to bet there's more...

[ELVIS]

No way is this katie a chick...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ELVIS
No way is this katie a chick...

I've seen the pic.

Does the term "rode hard and put away wet" help?

She's led a hard life for someone pushing 55-56 years old.

I wouldn't fuck her with bueno's dick. [if he had one]

Old, skanky, and worn out, is really the only way to describe her/it.

So if you top that with an attention whore internet persona, and the mind of a teenage meth addict, and you'll get the picture.

[katie]

LoungeMachine
ELVIS

I really dont think you guys would know what to do with a woman.
You spend way to much time on your computers.

You both are two very sad and lonely fucks that no woman would ever want.

I mean what the fuck would you two talk about?
Erm...Van Halen Ha Ha Ha

No i can't see you guys ever getting laid.

That said you are still more than welcome to cum over my pic .
(I look at it as a sympathy fuck as you two will never get to the real deal)

Remember i know you're troubled but i still loves ya!

What a pair of fucking muppets LOL!!!
x

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by ZaneHalen
More info to prove my credibility, and yes I want a FUCKING STICKER, HA! HA!;

As I mentioned on the www.diamonddavidleeroth.com forums, Dave has influenced many frontmen. Including the following: VINCE NEIL, BRET MICHAELS, JON BON JOVI, MIKE TRAMP, SEBASTIAN BACH, MARQ TORIEN, ETC....

Marq Torien being the most influenced by Dave of them all.