No More Van Hagar Negativity At This Site Or Fucking Else...

[seenbad]

Originally posted by Angel
See, that's what I mean, straight forward, no hair pulling, no biting, no scratching...


You'd better be wearing a cup next time you say that, asshole

And that's snooty bitch to you! :D

Not only do you have the ass of an elephant, but the memory of one too! Nice!

[Angel]

Originally posted by seenbad
Not only do you have the ass of an elephant, but the memory of one too! Nice!

I would love to give a come back to that, but I'm laughing too fucking hard! Damn, I've missed ya!

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by pete
don't forget Midnight Oil.

They were pretty fucking gay. Thank you for reminding me, pistola peter!!!

Ok...

Listen, this negativity surrounding Sam and the real Van Halen just continues so I am planning on banning everyone and we are going to start over as the Sammy Roy Hagar Red Rocking Terrorist Militia Cell, declaring jihad on all those who badmouth the great sammy hagar or van hagar or otherwise say positive things about the OLD singer of Van Halen named David Lee Roth. Let me break the NEW RULES down to you:

1. Only positive shit about Sammy or Van Hagar
2. NO positive shit about Roth or pre REAL Van Halen of 1985

Big Troubles and Warhand are banned forever. I think most of you are on your way out too. I am in the database as we speak, making the necessary changes. Expect this to be completed soon.

I am not fucking around anymore about this. It's about time that I laid it on the line. Because you can spend my money but don't you waste my time (primetime primetime)

Everything that I ever needed to know here in daddy's basement I learned from Sammy Hagar.

So paint your clock red on black and turn back the hands because we're gonna do the motherfucking CABO WABO at the Diamond David Lee Roth Army!!!

BREAST!!

=h=

[distortion9]

Originally posted by hitch1969©



1. Only positive shit about Sammy or Van Hagar
2. NO positive shit about Roth or pre REAL Van Halen of 1985

BREAST!!

=h=

TThis "new" site already exists....it's called "The Links".

[guwapo_rocker]

I am positive Sammy's singing sucks.
I am positive the new song sucks.
I am positive the tour will bomb.
I am positive right here right now Eddie is pissed drunk.
I am positive right here right now bass player smurf has his head stuck in a bag of Doritos.:D

[freak]

Originally posted by Angel
Yes, I know.... she WANTS me! I have to admit though, I'd rather fight with men any day...women are tacky and use claws, I grew up with brothers, give me the boxing gloves instead anyday!

I like jello wrestling, personally.

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
I am positive Sammy's singing sucks.
I am positive the new song sucks.
I am positive the tour will bomb.
I am positive right here right now Eddie is pissed drunk.
I am positive right here right now bass player smurf has his head stuck in a bag of Doritos.:D

This is a fine start, guwapo. I think that your heart was really into the effort here. You are TRYING.

People, it doesn't HAVE to be perfect. Just TRY is all I ask.

Let's give a team kudos to the guwapo one here!!!

FINE WORK!!!

=h=

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by distortion9
Yeah but Spermmy is such a fucking tool. Look, here's proof.



Just peep that cocksucking, faggot motherfucker. The "man" is clearly a red, cocksucking, tool, faggot assed, motherfucking, no talent pussy.

I mean.....just LOOK!

Ok... another example of an excellent efffort. The commentary needs a little work, but otherwise that is the kewlest fucking picture that I have ever seen on the internet, outside of the GAY PORN that I whack off to.

I am kidding about the whacking off part.

Ok maybe not. our little secret?

MY SECRET IS SAFE WITH THE NEW TEAM!!!

uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh u hu huh uh u huh u

[freak]

I shall attempt to praise Sammy.

Defying pop conventions and sensibilities, Hagar weaves a veritable tapestry of zen with his songwriting.

Turn your clock back
Paint it red on black
Bring it all right back
Oh hell yeah!
Come on!
Alright!
Hey hey hey!

Such lyrical depth can't help but change lives.

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Hitch... This praise Sammy shit is too hard!

New rules, please!

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by freak
I shall attempt to praise Sammy.

Defying pop conventions and sensibilities, Hagar weaves a veritable tapestry of zen with his songwriting.



Such lyrical depth can't help but change lives.

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Hitch... This praise Sammy shit is too hard!

New rules, please!

Dude you tried, and let's just say that the "new moderator contest" is all butt a formality.

I reward effort and dude that was grand.

hitch likey.

I am proud of you, freak.

=h=

[rustoffa]

The basement thing.....and it's probably gonna get negative. You see, I recently finished off my basement. The premise initially was an off-limits, drinking, playing pool, freebasing epicenter any guy worth his salt could be proud of. And make no mistake it's glorious...the problem is it's difficult to heat in the winter, and a fucking icebox in the summer. The icebox aspect works to my advantage as it makes the ice queens you want no part of look for the attic.


However, when you have the hot bitches over to watch something on the big screen, the fridgid environment can sometimes lead to complete mood-kill fucking bullshit- "why don't you shut up bitch, you ain't the only one that's cold".....


I need some help with the basement mendoza line, cause it's like a fucking space heater on memorial day weekend in my basement chill room ain't exactly the turning cooze into niagra falls mantra I'm lookin' for. Drop some basement positivity and help a brother out.

[conmee]

Re: No More Van Hagar Negativity At This Site Or Fucking Else...

Originally posted by hitch1969©
do you see "Member Number"? Number FUCKING 2, as in Sarge is Member motherfucking Uno and I am the fucking VICE PREZ of this motherfucker.


BREASTS!!

=h69= [/B]

Who... does... Number... Two... Work... For!!!!?!?!?!?

lmao

Rock On Nation of Roth!

Icon.

[bru87tr]

last time I looked this site is called Roth Army, I will belive trailer hitch when I see the name changed to Hagar Army.

still im sickened by this original post and rant about Hagar.


Roth is the man and spermmy wishes he was half the man Roth is!

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by rustoffa
The basement thing.....and it's probably gonna get negative. You see, I recently finished off my basement. The premise initially was an off-limits, drinking, playing pool, freebasing epicenter any guy worth his salt could be proud of. And make no mistake it's glorious...the problem is it's difficult to heat in the winter, and a fucking icebox in the summer. The icebox aspect works to my advantage as it makes the ice queens you want no part of look for the attic.


However, when you have the hot bitches over to watch something on the big screen, the fridgid environment can sometimes lead to complete mood-kill fucking bullshit- "why don't you shut up bitch, you ain't the only one that's cold".....


I need some help with the basement mendoza line, cause it's like a fucking space heater on memorial day weekend in my basement chill room ain't exactly the turning cooze into niagra falls mantra I'm lookin' for. Drop some basement positivity and help a brother out.

Ok.. what I suggest:

What I do is wait until the dad leaves to South America or something like that. I then make the dates and bring the ladies back here and tell them that THE ENTIRE RANCH IS MINE, not just the basement. They think that I am rich and I usually end up getting laid but that did backfire on me last winter and I knocked up a work chick.

We are but of mice and men and the best laid plans and all that...

So anyway take that basement advice and apply it to your situation in anyway that is useful. Smile, it's free like my advice and also good for your mental well-being.

PRAISE BE JESUS!!

=h=

[bru87tr]

real men dont have to lie! real men have the toys and dont have to try hard to get laid.


to think that someone who lives in a trailer has more than you. your a dreamer and nothing more, a true tool!