My source...the real reason the tour has been postponed

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
I agree that this theory makes sense. However, it is inconsistent with the LA Times article from yesterday, which clearly implied that Ed was to blame.

I'm not starting to believe that because several reports have said (vhnd and melodicrock) that the postponement doesn't have anything to do with band members not getting along.
Yet, if Eddie was the problem, wouldn't that make for band member tension???

"Internal" issues make more sense with this Val thing.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
FORD, I am amazed that you of all people are ok with Wolfie playing in this "reunion."

If Wolfie is what it takes to snap Eddie out of the twilight zone, then so be it. Dave said that Wolfie had a lot to do with him being there, so if Dave thinks Wolfie can cut it, I'll give him a fair shot.

[hideyoursheep]

One day at a time..............



Rehab......


NOW.

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by FORD
If Wolfie is what it takes to snap Eddie out of the twilight zone, then so be it. Dave said that Wolfie had a lot to do with him being there, so if Dave thinks Wolfie can cut it, I'll give him a fair shot.

That's exactly how I feel about it. If Roth is ok with him then so am I.

[RoyLeeRoth]

well we all know how quickly the Van Halens get things resolved. Maybe we can have the 2009 summer tour

[yah]

If this is true....its fate that Ed and Al bury the hatchet with Hot Sauce and get him back into rehearsals

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by FORD
Roy, you still have an account over at Links?

You should post this over there. They're all sticking to the "Ed in rehab" story, some of them even suggesting they would need to take a year or more off before touring.

(which - according to their depraved minds - would be just enough time for Cheddarman and Hotsauce Boy to worm their way back into the band.)

I do still have an account over there, but I'm not posting anything over there. Brett hath pissed me off to no end with his manlove for Mikey. I can't even read threads over there without seeing him go off about how much mikey got screwed and how much he wants to pour hot sauce on Mikey's dink and lick it off.

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by yah
If this is true....its fate that Ed and Al bury the hatchet with Hot Sauce and get him back into rehearsals

It would take a miracle for this to happen. And Mother Theresa is dead.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
I do still have an account over there, but I'm not posting anything over there. Brett hath pissed me off to no end with his manlove for Mikey. I can't even read threads over there without seeing him go off about how much mikey got screwed and how much he wants to pour hot sauce on Mikey's dink and lick it off.

About 90% of Links want to do that to Mike. LMAO!! :D

Seriously though, Roy, very interesting news.

Makes me think where the fuck Val has been the last three or four months. Spending too much time sucking cock and not paying attention to what Wolfie is doing??

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
Fuck you if you are not.

Nathan Jr accepts me for what I am! And I think you better had, too! You know I'm okay, you're okay! That there's what it is.

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
It would take a miracle for this to happen.....

I think less of a "miracle" since the bigger "miracle" has already materialized[Dave].

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
About 90% of Links want to do that to Mike. LMAO!! :D

Seriously though, Roy, very interesting news.

Makes me think where the fuck Val has been the last three or four months. Spending too much time sucking cock and not paying attention to what Wolfie is doing??

Oh, I think she's pays attention but I also think that all of this "jamming" seemed rather innocent to her.

[Wallyg]

Originally posted by hideyoursheep
Great......

NOW who's gonna pick the setlist and use the iPod to remind dEd of the nuances of his solos on the old albums??

LMAO!!!

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by FORD
Roy, you still have an account over at Links?

You should post this over there. They're all sticking to the "Ed in rehab" story, some of them even suggesting they would need to take a year or more off before touring.

(which - according to their depraved minds - would be just enough time for Cheddarman and Hotsauce Boy to worm their way back into the band.)

Why would anyone give a fuck what they thought?

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Why would anyone give a fuck what they thought?

Yeah, I really don't care. I've always liked Brett and still do. I just hate the way he locks on to Mikey's cock and won't let go.