Looky Here, I see OJ... and THE CANCER IS BACK!!!

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  • hitch1969©
    Sniper
    • Mar 2003
    • 835

    Looky Here, I see OJ... and THE CANCER IS BACK!!!

    EVH in rehab?

    Valerie B. taking custody of young 16 year old car driving Wolfgang?

    Market research tells promoters no interest?????

    David Fucking Lee Roth?

    My friends, I submit to you, the only explanation, due us, that holds water.................

    THE

    CANCER™

    is back.

    Now I know that you're thinking "hip replacement surgery". Of course that is the obvious and more accepted health condition that need not reflect badly upon a person's reputation. Alex Van Halen told me so insomuch as 1999.

    EVH told Howard Stern that cancer was eradicated, nay, totally cured from his bottice in 2006. He didnt want to mention any particulates because they might trap him in some sort of lie. Just take his word that he had cured cancer because he's eddie van halen.

    I was watching "House" tonight and wished that Hugh Laurie™ also had EVH's connection until right there at the end when HOUSE revealed to Cuddy™ that sweet piece of ass, and that chocolate faced whiny ass doctor, that he was actually faking cancer to profit himself in some odd way.

    Atleast he wasnt doing it for sympathy or acceptance.

    Hey Van Halen fans.. the buzz of the 80s is over. Some part of the 90s sustained the hangover, but at the close of the century, reason gave way to insecurity, insanity, instability. Van Halen, through no fault of Van Halen............ became insignificant. Although the Van Halens took responsibility over that which was inevitable and never accepted the passing of the torch or sign of the times.

    Funny how EVH wasn't even cool handling that when he was the hottest fcuking thing in music at the time. But he did seem OK and positive in the grasp of that, then.

    Did he think that he would be a rockstar forever?

    He always claimed at the time that alls he wanted to be was a musician.

    Funny how being a rockstar, and then now, NOT, lead him to this point of not even being a musician.


    BEST@!!

    =h=
    ...get your hitchworld on.
  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22951

    #2
    God damn it all!

    ...now I don't have to watch my TiVo of "House" when I get home.



    Sticky this bitch immediately.
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 59630

      #3
      Hell, it's as valid as any other theory I've read over at Links.

      And I'm sure the sheep are gonna love it....
      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • hitch1969©
        Sniper
        • Mar 2003
        • 835

        #4
        Originally posted by bueno bob
        God damn it all!

        ...now I don't have to watch my TiVo of "House" when I get home.



        Sticky this bitch immediately.
        Yeah man, house had brain cancer for just about.... 59 minutes!

        great show. sorry i spoiled it for you. watch it anyway though. it had some grate dramatic moments along with very witty dialogue - much like van halen!

        best!!

        =h=
        ...get your hitchworld on.

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        • hitch1969©
          Sniper
          • Mar 2003
          • 835

          #5
          Originally posted by FORD
          Hell, it's as valid as any other theory I've read over at Links.

          And I'm sure the sheep are gonna love it....

          One thing you're forgetting.... I sound just as fanatical and extreme in ranting to them as you do.

          The diff of course is, that mine is meant to be humorous. Yours is meant to change the world.

          Bush criminal empire... dude, if you were in the middle east, you'd be a suicide bomber.

          fucking radical...

          on the contrary, I'm just a harmless ripoff of beavis and butthead mixed in with some spicoli. a meaningless social statement largely ignored by those of consequence.

          dude you should really drop the politico from your jive, people would take you more serious. You are knowledgeable.

          WIth the blanket statements about the links, you really dumb down your point of view. My main contention about the posts there is that you've got a core audience of mainly male gen x'ers who to some degree, as opposed to the alphadom mentality here, post in menstrual cycles over there like a perez hilton gossip column or a sylvia browne psychic henscratching. But you know what, Brett has addressed that way previous and has stated his dislike of the same.

          Plus we're not all as fat in the cock as you, ford. You fuck those milfys with your massive trouser snake and we all stand in awe. good work my chafed penis comrade.

          Be confident in that as I have stated to you in the past. The political shit you go on about is GAY GAY GAY. Even if it wasn't, no one cares anyway.

          Trust me dude. focus on what you do WELL. not at what you are being GAY at. Because it kinda makes you gay and you're a fat cock milf fucker. and i want that on record of you. rather than the gay politics stuff.

          best!!

          =h=
          ...get your hitchworld on.

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          • hitch1969©
            Sniper
            • Mar 2003
            • 835

            #6
            someone please UNstick:

            [Sticky]:Tour News From THE VAGINA of Valerie Bertinelli
            as transcribed by hitchworld1969 and slurred by the tongue of Eddie Van Halen

            I'm not a sticky hog. One thread is kewl and thanks for that.

            best!!

            =h=
            ...get your hitchworld on.

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            • hitch1969©
              Sniper
              • Mar 2003
              • 835

              #7
              FORD...

              here:



              I kind of kick it politico the way that you do. Register and refute.

              mmmkay?

              Trying to work with your mental illness about politics, bro...

              =h=
              ...get your hitchworld on.

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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17161

                #8
                Originally posted by hitch1969©
                someone please UNstick:

                [Sticky]:Tour News From THE VAGINA of Valerie Bertinelli
                as transcribed by hitchworld1969 and slurred by the tongue of Eddie Van Halen

                I'm not a sticky hog. One thread is kewl and thanks for that.

                best!!

                =h=
                Val's Vag will have to learn to tread water !

                =DONE !=
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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                • Panamark
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 17161

                  #9
                  BTW, Im so old school I remember that pic you posted with
                  the circles and lines showing the various stages of sickness
                  on the Edward Boddice !
                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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                  • ThrillsNSpills
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 6627

                    #10
                    OPH69^on the contrary, I'm just a harmless ripoff of beavis and butthead mixed in with some spicoli. a meaningless social statement largely ignored by those of consequence.

                    fuck that man.
                    You're Rich in Fl.
                    You're Spock
                    Game show host of course. who can forget Pin the tail on the ---- - ?
                    you got more moves than OJ's defense team.

                    we can't get the got me nuts in the jar hitch07
                    happiness is no. 1 though.
                    But you're number 2.

                    see?

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                    • LookN4AMootBeat
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 264

                      #11
                      I'm just a harmless ripoff of beavis and butthead mixed in with some spicoli.
                      That's all well and good hitchie but I think you got some Mr. Hand in the mix as well.
                      I like Van Halen more than Dave's PA Rental.....which means I like Van Halen more than you


                      "YOU JUST BUILD BIKES!"

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                      • Diamondjimi
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2004
                        • 12086

                        #12
                        Re: Looky Here, I see OJ... and THE CANCER IS BACK!!!

                        Originally posted by hitch1969©


                        Did he think that he would be a rockstar forever?

                        He always claimed at the time that alls he wanted to be was a musician.

                        Funny how being a rockstar, and then now, NOT, lead him to this point of not even being a musician.


                        BEST@!!

                        =h=
                        Well , that is a fact.!

                        =WET FOLDS=
                        Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                        • VanHalener
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Nov 2006
                          • 5451

                          #13
                          If it's true the cancer is back or not I still think Ed is such an idiot for picking smoking back up. I was pretty shocked the first time I saw him smoking since his fight with cancer. A photo of Ed with a cig in his mouth belongs in OZZY's stupid/bullshit thread.

                          Here's to hope that it's not cancer
                          Last edited by VanHalener; 03-07-2007, 01:41 PM.
                          ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                          • Hardrock69
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 21897

                            #14
                            Originally posted by hitch1969©
                            Bush criminal empire... dude, if you were in the middle east, you'd be a suicide bomber.

                            fucking radical...
                            Another Retardlican....


                            Suck BigBadBrucie's cock lately?

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                            • hideyoursheep
                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 6351

                              #15
                              Re: Looky Here, I see OJ... and THE CANCER IS BACK!!!

                              Originally posted by hitch1969©
                              ... but at the close of the century, reason gave way to insecurity, insanity, instability. Van Halen, through no fault of Van Halen............ became insignificant.
                              Insecurity, insanity, instability......

                              No fault of Van Halen?

                              Dude, you just described VanHalen....

                              And it is their fault.

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