Looky Here, I see OJ... and THE CANCER IS BACK!!!

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  • Julius
    Foot Soldier
    • Jan 2004
    • 720

    #16
    Re: Looky Here, I see OJ... and THE CANCER IS BACK!!!

    Originally posted by hitch1969©
    EVH in rehab?

    Valerie B. taking custody of young 16 year old car driving Wolfgang?

    Market research tells promoters no interest?????

    David Fucking Lee Roth?

    My friends, I submit to you, the only explanation, due us, that holds water.................

    THE

    CANCER™

    is back.

    Now I know that you're thinking "hip replacement surgery". Of course that is the obvious and more accepted health condition that need not reflect badly upon a person's reputation. Alex Van Halen told me so insomuch as 1999.

    EVH told Howard Stern that cancer was eradicated, nay, totally cured from his bottice in 2006. He didnt want to mention any particulates because they might trap him in some sort of lie. Just take his word that he had cured cancer because he's eddie van halen.

    I was watching "House" tonight and wished that Hugh Laurie™ also had EVH's connection until right there at the end when HOUSE revealed to Cuddy™ that sweet piece of ass, and that chocolate faced whiny ass doctor, that he was actually faking cancer to profit himself in some odd way.

    Atleast he wasnt doing it for sympathy or acceptance.

    Hey Van Halen fans.. the buzz of the 80s is over. Some part of the 90s sustained the hangover, but at the close of the century, reason gave way to insecurity, insanity, instability. Van Halen, through no fault of Van Halen............ became insignificant. Although the Van Halens took responsibility over that which was inevitable and never accepted the passing of the torch or sign of the times.

    Funny how EVH wasn't even cool handling that when he was the hottest fcuking thing in music at the time. But he did seem OK and positive in the grasp of that, then.

    Did he think that he would be a rockstar forever?

    He always claimed at the time that alls he wanted to be was a musician.

    Funny how being a rockstar, and then now, NOT, lead him to this point of not even being a musician.


    BEST@!!

    =h=
    No Jesterstar promotional bullshit?

    Carry on. You have my permission to post here as long as Jester isn't mentioned.

    But if you fuck up and mention him, your ass is mine.

    I'm watching you.

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    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32576

      #17
      Re: Re: Looky Here, I see OJ... and THE CANCER IS BACK!!!

      Originally posted by Julius
      No Jesterstar promotional bullshit?

      Carry on. You have my permission to post here as long as Jester isn't mentioned.

      But if you fuck up and mention him, your ass is mine.

      I'm watching you.


      Wally Glenn, Seattle, Washington, music promotion, new artists, recording, Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Jesterstar, The Worst Music Album Promo Ever



      :D

      No need to thank me.
      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • FORD
        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

        • Jan 2004
        • 59630

        #18
        Does the JizzyPromo® make any more sense if you're on drugs??
        Eat Us And Smile

        Cenk For America 2024!!

        Justice Democrats


        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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        • Julius
          Foot Soldier
          • Jan 2004
          • 720

          #19
          HA!

          He used unlicensed AT&T software in his promo.

          He'll be popular in federal prison... especially after his teeth have been broken out.

          Hungry for the cock indeed.

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          • Julius
            Foot Soldier
            • Jan 2004
            • 720

            #20
            Originally posted by Hardrock69
            Another Retardlican....


            Suck BigBadBrucie's cock lately?
            You sir, without a shadow of a doubt are the biggest sheep and retard of this forum.

            Hug nuts much?

            Your shameful display of liberal cock-gobbling in every thread you start or reply to proves my point... wait for it....

            YOU ARE MENTALLY DEFECTIVE.

            Hit me back.

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            • Julius
              Foot Soldier
              • Jan 2004
              • 720

              #21
              I understand why Hitch does his thing, why Savicki is the way he is, and even what gets Joe Thunder off...

              But Softcock.... why insult anyone whose opinions differ from yours?

              Is your position so weak you feel a need to lash out and act like a punkass bitch?

              Even FORD can reply with intelligence but you seem to lack that ability.

              Formulate an intelligent reply. You have 18 hours to do it because I need a few hours of shuteye. Make it good.
              Last edited by Julius; 03-08-2007, 01:45 AM.

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              • bueno bob
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 22951

                #22
                Originally posted by hitch1969©
                Yeah man, house had brain cancer for just about.... 59 minutes!

                great show. sorry i spoiled it for you. watch it anyway though. it had some grate dramatic moments along with very witty dialogue - much like van halen!

                best!!

                =h=
                Oh, I did. I love that show so fucking much I'm almost ready to go gay for Hugh Laurie. Seriously. :D
                Twistin' by the pool.

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                • Hardrock69
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 21897

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Julius
                  I understand why Hitch does his thing, why Savicki is the way he is, and even what gets Joe Thunder off...

                  But Softcock.... why insult anyone whose opinions differ from yours?

                  Is your position so weak you feel a need to lash out and act like a punkass bitch?

                  Even FORD can reply with intelligence but you seem to lack that ability.

                  Formulate an intelligent reply. You have 18 hours to do it because I need a few hours of shuteye. Make it good.

                  IF you are going to go off on someone, go off on Hitch. I did not create this thread, and I did not start jumping someone's ass over political bullshit that does not belong here.

                  I never had any argument with you.

                  If I truly wanted to insult Hitch, I would.

                  This was originally a thread about Van Halen.

                  Yet Hitch decides to drag politics into it, start slamming Ford, and you decide to take it upon yourself to jump MY ass?

                  Fucking ridiculous.


                  If Hitch wants to slam someone over political issues, he needs to take it to the Front Line where it belongs.

                  I don't insult "anyone" whose opinions differ from mine. Hitch is a longstanding member, with much respect from everyone, myself included.

                  Hitch is man enough to stand up for himself. He does not need a "punk-ass bitch" like you to speak for him.

                  Is your position so weak you feel a need to lash out and act like a punkass bitch?

                  Formulate an intelligent reply. You have all the time in the world.

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                  • Ice Cream Girl
                    Roadie
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 145

                    #24
                    Good God, Bob, is that girl in your signature your girlfriend???

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                    • bueno bob
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 22951

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Ice Cream Girl
                      Good God, Bob, is that girl in your signature your girlfriend???
                      Oh, she fucking WILL be, equipped like that...trust me...

                      :D
                      Twistin' by the pool.

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                      • Hardrock69
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 21897

                        #26
                        LOL.....
                        :D

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                        • hideyoursheep
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 6351

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Hardrock69
                          If Hitch wants to slam someone over political issues, he needs to take it to the Front Line where it belongs.

                          I don't insult "anyone" whose opinions differ from mine.

                          I, on the other hand, don't have a problem with it.

                          Watching someone explain an incorrect political stance is quite humorous.

                          But alas, this is not the field on which such battles take place...

                          Carry on...

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                          • ThrillsNSpills
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 6627

                            #28
                            Re: Re: Re: Looky Here, I see OJ... and THE CANCER IS BACK!!!

                            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                            http://hitchworld1969.com/jester/jester_promo.mp3

                            Wally Glenn, Seattle, Washington, music promotion, new artists, recording, Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Jesterstar, The Worst Music Album Promo Ever

                            :D
                            No need to thank me.
                            Not a problem.

                            If art's purpose is to move you in some way maybe Jiz succeeded.

                            at what I have no idea.

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                            • pflo
                              Banned
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 420

                              #29
                              Originally posted by FORD
                              Hell, it's as valid as any other theory I've read over at Links.

                              And I'm sure the sheep are gonna love it....
                              WTF ??? I started a thread about Eds cancer being back a week ago and you shut it down immediately? Whats up your ass, chum?

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                              • Viking
                                Veteran
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 1774

                                #30
                                Hitch, my nigga, in honor of you, I'll repost the nuclear baby batter I jizzed all over the Rolling Stone board at the conclusion of reading that putrid piece of bear shit. To wit:

                                Let me see if I got this whole sub-moronic soap opera straight: after years of living in various states of pickle-hood, Edweird Van Heineken first kicks out a founding member of the band in favor of a pudgy little snotnose too young to drive (that’s Pugsley Van Halen, for the uninitiated), THEN picks the WEEK BEFORE the HoF induction to decide that he wants to see what it’s like to wake up sober for the first time since VDIII tanked. (Note to Ed: you ain’t gonna be a pretty sight.) NOW, we have some teabagger on the HoF staff tell the FOUNDING LEAD SINGER THAT HE’S NOT ALLOWED TO SING. So, we end up honoring the ORIGINAL Van Halen with a gaggle of G-n-R retreads and two ostricized alumni at this point, correct?

                                Fuck Eddie Van Halen.

                                Fuck the band Van Halen.

                                Fuck the HoF.

                                Have a little dignity, and call the whole thing off. Award, tour, everything. Fans have been bent over, grabbing their ankles for 22 years. I, for one, am pulling my drawers up and walking away forever.


                                I'll gladly fuck a herpetic midget before I shit one penny of my hard-earned money into the pockets of that porn-ho fuckin', Peter Pan schizoid and his mongoloid Svengali brother.

                                I'm outta here.

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