VELVET REVOLVER To Perform ROTH And HAGAR Tunes At ROCK HALL

[General Hina]

Originally posted by PlexiBrown
A guy who writes this kind of shit ends up in the Rock and Roll HOF.

MAS TEQUILA
Sammy Hagar


All right now, here we go ...
Now we're gonna tell you a little story
About the way we like to party - take ya on a trip!
HIT IT!
That's right
I'm goin' way down south where the big blue agave grow,
Takin' a weekend trip down to Baja, Mexico!
Where you can drink the water, but don't ya eat the ice,
Take your vitamin "T" with salt 'n lemon slice ...
I say,
One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila-
Two shots...Hey! que veneno-
Three shots...Arriba! Mas Tequila!
Hey! Hey!
She did a mean macarena to the funky cold medina
Behind a body shot and three margaritas.
She'll drink it straight from the bottle, terra cotta jug,
From a boda bag coppin' a major buzz.
I say,
One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila-
Two shots...Hey! que veneno-
Three shots...Arriba! Mas Tequila!
Hey! Hey!
Uno mas, bartender...one more...mas tequila!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Yo can drink the water, but don't ya eat the ice;
Take your vitamin "T" with salt 'n lemon slice!
I say,
One shot...Hey! Mas Tequila-
Two shots...Hey! que veneno-
Three shots...Arriba! Mas Tequila!
Hey! Hey!
One shot...Hey! more tequila!
Two shots...Hey! que veneno!
Three shots...Ay yi yi yi yi ...
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Mas Tequila!
No mas, no mas ....

Here's some lyrics that are just as bad:

David Lee Roth -
Hot Dog And A Shake Lyrics

I see ya shake and shimmy

Cross the burger shop floor

I never seen a woman move so slow

I'm dyin'

French-fryin'

By the seat of my pants

Take a bite of double fries

Swear to god it make ya

Late for the dance



Here's one for hte road

One shot for the real go-getter

Silly rabbit, you know just what it takes



A hot dog and a shake

That's what you're hungry for

A hot dog and a shake



My stomch's makin' noise

We're having dinner late

Cuz I gotta be kept

In a cool dry place

Just like any bowl of cherries

When the cream is risin' to the top.

You find your real bottom line is when your

Spine snap crackie and pops, pal



Give me one to go

He buddy, take a number

She can't say no

To what it takes



A hot dog nad a shake

That's what you're hungry for

A hot dog and a shake.



I'm more that just a victim

Of a hungry heart

Kiss me quick

I'm double- parked



A hot dog and a shake

That's what you're hungry for

A hot dog and a shake

Enjoy some tequila with your stupid ass hotdog song.

Over & Out,
General Hina

[Nitro Express]

Sounds gay as hell. If I want good gay entertainment, I'm popping in old footage of LIbrace.

[General Hina]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
Shut the fuck up, cocksmoker!!

That's the most immature comeback I have ever heard. How old are you? You lack education and humor. I guess that's why you're a toastmaster general among these idiots.

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General Hina

[Pasadena Bunnie]

Originally posted by General Hina
Queen were inducted in 2001 and are a far superior band in every way than VH. In the future please refrain from even mentioning VH's small catalogue of work in the same sentence as Queen. VH doesn't even come close.

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General Hina

Enough of your BS.....Get your HINEY outta here!!

[Pasadena Bunnie]

ROTH won't change his mind. Without his presence, the Ceremony is something we can wait and see on YouTube.

I say Boycott the damn thing and let Vh1Classic's nielsen ratings suffer.

[General Hina]

Originally posted by Pasadena Bunnie
Enough of your BS.....Get your HINEY outta here!!

I've always been the brains of this outfit and I'm not going anywhere.

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General Hina

[General Hina]

Originally posted by Pasadena Bunnie
ROTH won't change his mind. Without his presence, the Ceremony is something we can wait and see on YouTube.

I say Boycott the damn thing and let Vh1Classic's nielsen ratings suffer.

It will only be YouTube worthy if Roth sings. That will be an absolute mess and totally screw up the tour.

Stay home Dave!

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General Hina

[finallyin2007]

Originally posted by Antman
It's nice to see that at least Mike will be there, but this is beyond a joke at this point. Abortion is more like it. I won't even watch it. It sucks that Daved won't even be there. I'm sure he waited a long time for this. He should go, tell the audience that he wasn't allowed to perform, thank everyone and tell the HOF to go fuck themselves.

could not agree more!!!!

[Pasadena Bunnie]

Originally posted by General Hina
It will only be YouTube worthy if Roth sings. That will be an absolute mess and totally screw up the tour.

Stay home Dave!

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General Hina

You must have drool for brains....and SPAM's lover.


Over & Out-of-the-Closet, LOSER :p

[General Hina]

Originally posted by Pasadena Bunnie



Over & Out-of-the-Closet :p

Pasadena Dummy,


I've actually signed off that way myself. How about something a little original?

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General Hina

[PlexiBrown]

Milk.

[cMb]

Originally posted by General Hina
Queen were inducted in 2001 and are a far superior band in every way than VH. In the future please refrain from even mentioning VH's small catalogue of work in the same sentence as Queen. VH doesn't even come close.

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General Hina

Wow! A Queen queer & a Sting avatar. This sweetheart knows how to party!
Hot Space, Baby!

[Pasadena Bunnie]

Originally posted by General Hina
Pasadena Dummy,


I've actually signed off that way myself. How about something a little original?

Over & Out,
General Hina

Here's something original:

Leave, Dummy.....and take your trailer-trash idol, Spamtard with you.




CLOSE THIS THREAD.

[General Hina]

Originally posted by cMb
Wow! A Queen queer & a Sting avatar. This sweetheart knows how to party!
Hot Space, Baby!

Wow you named the one Queen CD that is deemed subpar and yet it's still better than: YFLM, DLR Band, Diamond Dave & Strumming With the Devil.

Don't compare musical genius with Los Angeles 80's hairband metal like VH.

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General Hina

[General Hina]

Originally posted by Pasadena Bunnie
Here's something original:

Leave, Dummy.....and take your trailer-trash idol, Spamtard with you.




CLOSE THIS THREAD.

Pasadena Dummy,

Close this thread?
Why because my words are true?

That's funny... calling an educated man like myself trailer trash. If you would kindly read the posts on these boards you would see that 95% of Dave's fans are trailer trash.

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General Hina