RothArmy Enquirer–“The secret life of Wolfgang?”

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  • keith2
    Roth Army Recruit
    • May 2004
    • 8
    #46
    How fucking SAD.
    How low can this fucking show go?
    Who the fuck wants to see some 13 year old kid?
    This is NOT rock n roll - This is fucking kindergarton CRAP!

    They really have lost the plot.
    What next - Bingo at half time? -
    This is not a rock band, just a fucknig JOKE!

    Dave, you have NOTHING to prove and you owe NOTHING to anybody.
    You are a fucking legend.
    Go for film career and please dont answer the phone to these sad fucks when it rings in 2005.

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      • gigolo
        Roadie
        • May 2004
        • 163
        #47
        i'm not trying to make a mean comment, but when i saw the picture of valerie + wolfgang i figured it was some girl in the picture and not him,, there was no caption on the picture so i don't know until i saw these posts that it was wolf in the pix i saw
        Hey you Van Dutch guys. Your names Neil & Bob or is that what you do!

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          • EddieFan4Eva
            Banned
            • May 2004
            • 274
            #48
            I know it's all in good fun....but c'mon, cut the kid some slack.

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              • gslinger
                Foot Soldier
                • May 2004
                • 729
                #49
                Here's Eddie Pimping the Kid. Wolfgang appeared on stage at both Worcester MA dates 6/19-20 for a little play along. Still "legally married wifey" Val was in Worcester all weekend also.

                Wolfie is only 13. I thought this country had child labor laws. Maybe if you are a dying addict like EVH, the law is waived.
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                  • Diamondjimi
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • May 2004
                    • 12086
                    #50
                    "It's OK son .Dady will be home in 6 weeks when the tour stiffs"
                    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                      • SweetSecrets
                        Sniper
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 924
                        #51
                        AWWWWWWWWW! HOW cute! DAada!
                        Baby Pana due April 28th!

                        I love Daddy Panamark! :0

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                          • lms2
                            #52
                            Child Labor Laws. (my parents never heard of em) Working is good for you. Guys, get over the Wolfie thing. He is a kid. I think it is neat to see him and I am anxious to hear him play. I might just go buy a ticket for Van Hagar just to see if Wolfie can rock the place. Its not like Wolfie is ruining the tour or anything. Let him have this summer. It may be the last memories he has of his dad. I think he has the right to see and be a part of this tour and I for one am happy for him. I hope he doesn't make the same mistakes his father made. But how better to learn from them?

                            Look at it like this...who would you rather see on stage, Wolf or Spam?

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                              • Full Bug
                                Crazy Ass Mofo
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 2921
                                #53
                                When Eddie kissed his son full on the lips did he slip'em the tonque? If my father ever kissed me on the lips I would have smacked him in the head, father or no father.....
                                Diamond Mafia Forever - 4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"

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                                  • Big Troubles
                                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 8517
                                    #54
                                    Looks like Wolfie has been well fed. :D Actually, he looks more like Sammy than he does Ed. But hey, I don't want to further the speculation that Sam Hagar might actually be straight and not a pole shifting, pooh pusher. :D
                                    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                                      • Hecubus
                                        Foot Soldier
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 575
                                        #55
                                        Good for him. He's got one of the best guitar teachers in the world.

                                        Talk about living the dream...
                                        "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                                        "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                                        "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                                        "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                                        "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                                        "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                                        "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                                        "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                                        "N--- yeah."

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