"Where the F*ck is Michael Anthony" T-Shirts

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
I love how people can think that a rock-star who spent at least a decade being too drunk and methed-up to carry on a conversation can spend 30 days at some "rehab" center in the Hollywood Hills eating quiche for breakfast and attending "group-therapy" sessions on the beach for 45 minutes a day and all of a sudden be "fit and healthy".

It can happen...

But can he stay that way ??

[Hummarstra]

How about a "WHERE THE FUCK IS GARY CHERONE?" T shirt?

[MAX]

Originally posted by Panamark
I would change the "Where" to "Who"

Has the same impact both ways then !

Didn't there used to be a "Who the Fuck is
Eddie Van Halen" Shirt ???

Let's up the ante another notch by creating a shirt that says "WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MICHAEL ANTHONY?!??!?!?!?"

Why even acknowledge his absence on this tour at all? I don't give a fuck and neither will the thousands of folks going to the shows.

Mikey's sure cashing in though (awwww... he's the sweetest and most genuine person in vh ) with all of his recent radio interviews. Hey, he's gotta ride the coattails of this tour somehow, no? I guess, who can blame him cos the publicity for the VH shit will draw at least five or six Mikey Roy fans to their upcoming geekfests!!! Then the same pussys can suck, fuck and fondle each other to their heart's content.

Oh and for the last fucking time MICHAEL, spare us all with the "Sammy says he's all for a tour with both singers but Van Halen's NOT interested" crap. No shit Sherlock!!! As Loons has always said "Van Hagar Rest In Piss" and thankfully this tour's gonna finally nail that one in the coffin fo sho. As if they (Haganthony) actually needed any help after that pathetic embarrassment they did at the RNRHOF.

A better shirt would read "WHERE'S MICHAEL ANTHONY" on the front and on the back it reads "UP SAMMY HAGAR'S ASS!!!" or "RIGHT NOW HE'S NOT IN VAN HALEN!!!" Or Version two with the same on the front and on the back it reads "WHO FUCKING CARES?!?!?!?!?!"

Fuck yeah, this IS what I do best!!! Go figure? :fucku2:

Sorry for the rant cos as a musician, I'm making myself so sick it's pathetic!!! Pretty fucking STELLAR if I do say, no? :D

LMAO!!!

MONDAY MORNING (well noon here) cannot come soon enough!!!

[Panamark]

I want Wolfgang to wear this shirt ! :D

[Hyman Roth]

Originally posted by PlexiBrown
Enough about Mike Anthony already. He is out. Let it go!! I would like Mike to be part of this but he isn't. Leave the Mike Anthony worship at the links.

The day I let you tell me what to post is the day I stop posting. So fuck off with your demands. I don't worship Mike Anthony, I somewhat worship the memory of Classic Van Halen.

And Max, again, I resent the implication that because I am of the opinion that this tour is a complete fucking sham because all four members of the original band are not reunited and Ed has his kid on bass, only because of his overinflated ego, that I am a "geek[...]" and a "pussy". I assure you, Mr. Gladiator - I ain't no pussy. And I can back it up, too.

You fuckheads seem to forget that Ed and Al played with Sammy for quite a long time as well and were completly up to their eyeballs in redrocker SHIT....oh but that doesn't bother you one bit, huh?

[DavidLeeNatra]

Re: "Where the F*ck is Michael Anthony" T-Shirts

Originally posted by HeathenClerk
Am I the only one that thinks the creation of black-with-white-lettering t-shirts of

WHERE THE F*CK IS MICHAEL ANTHONY

would be hysterical/awesome?

I'd like to say...yes...

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by HeathenClerk

Just imagine Eddie's face as he looks out to a sea of them...

The Heathen

Eddie won't give a shit.

But it would probably rattle the shit out of poor Wolfgang...and I don't think he needs his nerves cranked up any more.

Let the kid breathe, for Christs sake...

[fryingdutchman]

Besides...there is no real question about "where the fuck" Michael Anthony is.

He is very publicly residing, snug and warm, deep in the anal cavity of Samuel Roy Hagar.

[Hyman Roth]

...just like Ed and Al for 15 or so years. Did you forget also?

[113]

How many people can name the stones replacement for Bill Wyman who left in 1992!

Exactly!

[Hyman Roth]

Originally posted by 113
How many people can name the stones replacement for Bill Wyman who left in 1992!

Exactly!

Daryll Jones - played with Miles Davis, Sting and Peter Gabriel (you dumb fucker).

[Hyman Roth]

Now how many people can guess how many cocks 113 has to suck to pay his/her/its rent every month?

[Hardrock69]

DARRYL FUCKING JONES!!

[Hardrock69]

:D

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
...just like Ed and Al for 15 or so years. Did you forget also?

There's no comparison there. Mike NEEDS Sammy if he doesn't want to spend the rest of his days just hawking hot sauce.

Ed and Al (especially Ed) on the other hand, never needed Sammy. If it wasn't Sammy back in 1985, they would have found another singer and probably reached comparable levels of success.

Ed put Sammy Hagar on the map. If it wasn't for the Van Halens, Sammy would be on the same rock and roll "D-list" that Cherone hangs out in. Sammy's a piece of shit, but he's a well-known and extremely financially secure piece of shit.

And without the Van Halens, Sammy would never have had the opportunity to start shilling shitty tequila, much less make a fucking KILLING by selling the aforementioned tequila to Gruppo Campari/Skyy for $80 million.

He would have been the one-hit wonder "I can't drive 55" guy and that would have been it.

I like Mike....don't get me wrong. I don't blame him for not wanting to sit around idly waiting for the Van Halens to get their shit together. But it's obvious that he made some decisions for himself in this whole matter, and it didn't work out for him.

Shed no tears for Michael Anthony. He's not hurting, and he likely won't be hurting for the rest of his life.

We can lament the loss of his contributions to the CVH sound. But any marginal bassist who can sing will have no real problem filling that gap.