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who is Bette Midler?
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Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time.."I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"! -
Thank you SLH...
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What ya drinkin?Originally posted by Daves PA rental
The "pony-tail" is a little homage to one of my favorite movies 'Singles'.
"I'll bet he has a pony-tail...sensitive-pony-tail-man..."
Did I mention that im drunk again?Comment
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nah man we ain't goin anywhere tonite, its snowing in bmore and when it snows everybody wants to shut the whole city down. Nobody wanted to go out...
Originally posted by Daves PA rental
White socks and sandals...did he have a pony-tail?
Hey I just looked...13 members on and 7 of them are mods...where is everybody? Dont tell me people are going out again on Saturday nights?We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in ChernobylComment
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man thats your house, you shouldn't have to put up w/ that, let alone letting some dude w/ tube socks and sandals inWe're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in ChernobylComment
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Im drinking some Wachussett Nut Brown Ale. local micro-brew. Not bad. Its got a kind of "home-brew" aftertaste to it. Ive made better...Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"Comment
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His kid spent the night and he came to pick him up.Originally posted by Polk High
man thats your house, you shouldn't have to put up w/ that, let alone letting some dude w/ tube socks and sandals in
Next time he will be waiting at the curb!Comment
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I don't like alot of the micro brew stuff.Originally posted by Daves PA rental
Im drinking some Wachussett Nut Brown Ale. local micro-brew. Not bad. Its got a kind of "home-brew" aftertaste to it. Ive made better...
Alot of it is really acquired taste..
Speaking of which I need something to drink..Comment
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That's actually pretty funny, Sarge.
I'm having visions ofthat movie where Tim Robbins' guru hippie character gets the living shit kicked out of him by a bunch of guys that work in John Cusack's record store....
Movie title on the tip of my tongue...somebody help me!!!"Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."Comment
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I honest to shit can't believe that there are fucking dudes out there that actually admit that they fucking like Hagar in that band better than Roth in Van Halen...
The fucking Tube socks says it all...
he probably hopped into his blue Mazda, flipped on 98.4's 70's mello...
and rocked out to Air Supply..."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Re: Some guy came into my house the other day and talked down on Dave's name.
WOW!!! That is incredible!!! First off, glad that you are back Sarge!!!Originally posted by Sarge
Now most people have a bible on their mantle... but for heathens like myself.. CFTH.. is the new testament.
Secondly, I had somewhat of a similar experience being loyal to my Roth duties. Way back before I got married, I dated this chick a couple of times in '91. Well, we were driving up the canyon about to be going skiing. "Top Of The World" came on the radio and needless to say I changed the station. Well, we got into a Dave/Spam arguement. Needless to say the arguement got evil, we turned jabs towards Dave and Pajammy into insulting each other. Well, we never skied and never spoke again. Talk about hardcore aye? It does have a happy ending though. I've been happily married for over ten years to a hotty who HATES the chedd-rocker and isn't really even a VH fan.
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!Comment
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High Fidelity...Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"Comment
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Good Sarge. The only thing you didn't do right was stab the fucker in his empty black heart.Comment
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..was his name THE KNOCKZ and was he a cunt?Comment
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It's OK Sarge, my husband won't be coming over to pick up the kid again.Comment
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