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  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17161

    The Torch !

    Fellow Rotharians,

    The time has come...
    The prophecy has been fulfilled..
    David Lee Roth is back with the Halens...

    Here at the Army, many many wiser
    old men hold reservations, bitterness in wounds
    from being bitten once too many times.

    These wiser old men make the decisions.
    The flame lays in their hands..

    So, what is the decision you rightfully ask ??

    LIGHT THAT MOTHERFUCKER, DAVE IS BACK !!!!

    Condition/Caveat/Wheres my lawyers and valium time..

    The Torch will be alight, on the front page of the Army,
    when Van Halen (with Dave) complete the first gig..

    Call it skepticism, call it crap, call it whatever...
    But thats the ruling, by those that control.

    Of course Sarge could breeze on in at any moment,
    set Dickface Mc'Slapnuts on us, and we will all be
    scampering to light that fucker faster than a
    seagull on a discarded potato chip...

    Hope that answers all those that have been asking !

    ROTH ON YOU CHAMPION MOFO's !!!
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!
  • Dan
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 12194

    #2
    Great Call.
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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    • jgdrag
      Sniper
      • Jul 2005
      • 789

      #3
      Same

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      • DrMaddVibe
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6686

        #4
        http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
        http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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        • Calderone
          Commando
          • Jan 2004
          • 1081

          #5
          i miss mike

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          • chi-town324
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Feb 2007
            • 2618

            #6
            Originally posted by Calderone
            i miss mike
            why?...his charm and wit...nothing against MA, but lets move on....

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            • DrMaddVibe
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6686

              #7
              Originally posted by Calderone
              i miss mike
              You can buy tickets here to see him...



              and post away on his forum...

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              DAVE OR THE GRAVE!!!
              http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
              http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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              • TAKIN WHISKEY
                Commando
                • Apr 2006
                • 1190

                #8
                Iv'e said all along, It's Van Halen. Dave is back. Light it up.

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                • bantonelli
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 2629

                  #9
                  Nothing less than a full flame...
                  "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                  • Romeo Delight
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Feb 2005
                    • 5174

                    #10
                    Outstanding!
                    sigpicRoth Army Canada

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                    • ROTHisGOD
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 234

                      #11
                      Light it up!

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                      • frankfasteddie
                        Roadie
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 115

                        #12
                        Originally posted by TAKIN WHISKEY
                        Iv'e said all along, It's Van Halen. Dave is back. Light it up.
                        I agree with ya I would just frame it this way Dave is Van Halen....so light it up!!!!
                        Are you Mr. Roth? I said yes I am. She said well Mr. Roth I can't serve you anymore because I think your drunk and if I was you girlfriend I'd put poison in your drink! And I looked in the bottle and I said why you old witch if I was your boyfriend I'd fucking well drink it too!!!!

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                        • Steve Savicki
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 3937

                          #13
                          Is someone going to notify Sarge about this?
                          After hosting a site for what, 7 so years with an unlit torch, I'm sure he'd be interested in this.
                          sigpic

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                          • Tiki-Tom
                            Commando
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 1071

                            #14
                            It will cap of an amazing night when me and the better half get back from charlotte and see it lit up.:D
                            Burn mother fucker, Burn:bottle:
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                            • Shaun Ponsonby
                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 6409

                              #15
                              Well thought out.
                              Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?

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