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  • Terry
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 12222

    #31
    Originally posted by Redballjets88
    I dont care if it gets lit, it's not like they are going to break up if the torch isnt lit.
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    In a 'shocking' turn of events, Edward Van Halen announced he is scuttling the widely publicized 2007 reunion with original frontman David Lee Roth.
    Interviewed at their 5150 home studios, Edward and Alex Van Halen weren't at a loss for words as to why the long awaited reunion wasn't meant to be. "See, I had thought the Torch had learned a lesson in 2004, and I tried really hard to be its friend. The Torch seemed more humble when I approached it this time, but after a few minutes of trying to get a match lit, it turned out the LTD (Lit Torch Disease) flared up again," commented the once-legendary guitarist. "It's important to remember, or as important to remember, that the 2007 Torch isn't the same as the 2002 Torch," offered Alex.
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    • bru87tr
      Commando
      • Apr 2004
      • 1211

      #32
      it says its a "Dave Only" torch and he is back in VH. to me it should be lit, since it says its a Dave only torch.

      VH will never be truly reunited, ever. they are too old and time is passing by. plus ed always like to keep some original member out so light it up!!! as dave would say.
      "I've been rich and I've been poor....rich is better, totally better"

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      • madraoul
        Foot Soldier
        • Feb 2004
        • 530

        #33
        When Ed launches in with a riff after Dave screams "Look At All The People Here Tonight" at that first show, light it up. That's when this old VH dog will actually believe.

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        • DLR'sCock
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jan 2004
          • 2937

          #34
          I concur with the decision.

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          • Binky
            Head Fluffer
            • Jan 2007
            • 246

            #35
            I also agree.

            But hm okay worried about no prospect of a UK tour.

            And worried Wolf actually looks like Rosie O' Donnell. *^_^* lml

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            • MAX
              Rotharmy Gladiator

              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 13001

              #36
              Just light the fucking torch already... :D

              VH is back, Dave or the Grave, we win!!!
              EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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              • ZahZoo
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Jan 2004
                • 9208

                #37
                Originally posted by MAX
                Just light the fucking torch already... :D

                VH is back, Dave or the Grave, we win!!!
                When does my prize package arrive..?
                "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                • rustoffa
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 8963

                  #38
                  Originally posted by ZahZoo
                  When does my prize package arrive..?
                  I have no idea. I sincerely hope this isn't some veiled request for a torch. People have been going on and on for fucking months about different stuff kinda related. Be careful what you wander/wonder about bro.....one of those wackos from craigslist might send you a molotov!!!!
                  :D

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                  • ZahZoo
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 9208

                    #39
                    Originally posted by rustoffa
                    I have no idea. I sincerely hope this isn't some veiled request for a torch. People have been going on and on for fucking months about different stuff kinda related. Be careful what you wander/wonder about bro.....one of those wackos from craigslist might send you a molotov!!!!
                    :D
                    True... "be careful what you ask for" is always sound advice!!

                    With Max... one should always be suspicious...
                    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                    • MAX
                      Rotharmy Gladiator

                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 13001

                      #40
                      Originally posted by ZahZoo
                      With Max... one should always be suspicious...
                      No one's above suspicion...
                      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                      • Binky
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 246

                        #41
                        Me fella isn't optimistic about them coming to the UK..... ooooh, I will be a nag if they don't! *^_^* lml

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                        • Eyes of the Night
                          Veteran
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 1993

                          #42
                          As soon as they hit the lights the torch shall be lit ...
                          Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags ...

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                          • PHOENIX
                            Veteran
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2212

                            #43
                            Yo Eyes whats up?

                            Long time no see.

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                            • Hecubus
                              Foot Soldier
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 575

                              #44
                              Just like it Ain't =VH= without DLR, it ain't =VH= without "Cannonmouth." Sorry peeps, that's just the way it is for us purists...

                              Just like it was cheesedick to take MA off the album covers on the 'official' site...

                              Nice job, mushroom. You know who you are.
                              "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                              "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                              "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                              "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                              "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                              "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                              "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                              "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                              "N--- yeah."

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                              • PHOENIX
                                Veteran
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 2212

                                #45
                                Holy shit!

                                Its Herpescus!

                                Where ya been man?

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